yes you will

[statesunited]

No, I don't want to talk to England. Leave me alone.

Comments

[akindofmagic]

[statesunited]

England?

[akindofmagic]

And here I thought you weren't speaking to me.

[statesunited]

Well you're here now. How can I not talk to you?

[akindofmagic]

You've managed it plenty of times before.

[statesunited]

I am awesome like that.

[akindofmagic]

Awesome is hardly the term I'd use.

[tinfoil_angel]

If he is anything like the England I know, then it is better you don't associate yourself with him.

[statesunited]

Huh? What's yours like?

[tinfoil_angel]

He tried to turn me into a weapon, or his military did at least. I don't know if those two things are separate.

[statesunited]

Depends on stuff. [stuff that made his head spin. He left that stuff to whoever was president at the time mostly]

What do you mean weapon? Are you like half robot?

[tinfoil_angel]

Not exactly.

The fact I know you are the United States of America has something to do with it though.

[statesunited]

The United States of AWESOME!

[canadiadayo]

What's he doing now?

[statesunited]

What is he not doing is the better question.

[canadiadayo]

Well then, what is he not doing?

[statesunited]

... [uh, yeah. America was just saying that. England was just standing there... so..]

Hey! bro, how are you doing?

[canadiadayo]

[Okay, if you say so...

His face brightens.]

I'm good. You excited about the draft?

[statesunited]

What? It's the Superbowl soon! You need to pay more attention.

[miniacreofland]

What's wrong with Mr. England?

[statesunited]

He's annoying and he talks to things that aren't there.

[miniacreofland]

Ah~. I suppose that's true. But why don't ya want to talk to him? I thought the two of you were friends.

[statesunited]

Why do you think that?

[miniacreofland]

Well you two are allies, and you do spend quite a bit of time around him.

[statesunited]

SO?! [very mature of you America, very mature.]