dear_mun | Nov. 24th, 2013

Nov. 24th, 2013

Who is this Steven Moffat you're comparing me to?

Heh.

Didn't expect to hear from me right now? Well, fuck, I'm bored. Carnival's still chained up. Swatting at moths gets old really fucking fast.

Bet you could find SOMETHING I could do until you get that bucket of rust running again.

Maybe redoing my fucking icons, for a start.

ex_fourmidable296

Well, I know what my favorite bit was!

ozren

I know, I can't sleep either now. You'd think they'd be considerate enough not to throw a party in the middle of the night that can be heard a whole block away.

...You know, if you want, I can draw another chalk Godzilla and sic 'im on- Well. If you'd rather see if that Benadryl you took is gonna work...

I'm here if you change your mind~

dreamsonwings

...but you did remember it. I don't need a big party or anything like that, just my friends and family.

[Yeah well I still feel like an idiot Sora. You've been with me how long and when have I missed that?]

Maybe it's because I've been with you for years that I know. But it's kind of funny now: would I be in my mid-twenties or does the time thing freeze here too?

[Don't break the 4th Wall on me.]

triedtorecover

Want to tell me why the hell you dragged me out? I mean it's not like you'll do mu... Well, okay, I guess you've changed your mind a little. Not sure if I should be scared or not. And who the hell is Bucky?! Do I even want to know?

~ TJ

cutestpureblood

Miss Mundane,

I'm not sure what you want with me, but I need to find Mama and Papa.

Mama and Papa will be worried if I'm missing.

.... I'm hungry.

[OOC: Kimiko is basically the daughter of Kaname and Yuuki. She's only shown briefly in the last chapter and in the extra chapter as a baby. I do have a normal account for her, but this is 6 year old Kimiko.]

aeviternity

So, you finally found a place for me that suits your sick standards. I don't plan on playing this little game to your rules. I will continue as I see fit. And I guess things will be a lot easier without Cartman fucking up everything by befriending elder gods and generally being a stupid fat fuck.

I think I'll miss Kyle the most, he was extremely useful.

theaxeismypenis

So this is where I'm supposed to urge you to stop, right? Be all like [In a high, mocking voice:] noooo, mun, nooooo! Canon review first, mun, don't send me anywhere mean, nooooo!

[Normal voice:] Trust me, whatever you've got in store is a fucking picnic compared to my life.

So go ahead! Do it! I'm ready for whatever you can dish out. Let's see how hard you fail.

One thing though: this icon situation? Yeah, not happening. Ten minutes of searching and then giving up is not gonna cut it. Not with me. I want all the icons. Everything you've got.

tardisdiary

I could simply kiss that man.

Of course, I could almost smack him at well. But, then again, that's hardly anything new.

cookinglikeamotherfucker

( Cut for some wicked motherfuckin' courier )

frostingfetish

HIYA MUN!

It's SO great that you finally made me an account!

I dunno why you were so worried about it! You and I are gonna be the best of friends I can already tell! I've been bouncing around in here for a long long long long long long LOOOOOOONG time you know? Longer then you think even!

That part of you that smiles and laughs and wants to make people happy and have fun? That's ME! And we've always been close but now I've got this super great account to talk to you from! Isn't that wonderful!

And now we can sing and play all day long! I'll teach you how to bake! You've always wanted to learn right? And with Christmas coming you could do all sorts of baking! Cookies and cupcakes and cake, just like when you were a kid. All with sprinkles and frosting! Wonderful creamy frosting~

Ahhh frosting...

[Starts to drool]

voidoflife

[ SOMEONE sure is in a good mood. Wanna know why? This. ]

Well, of course we knew something had to happen. I'm a fan favorite, Mun-chan! In any form. I guess this means I'll get to do something interesting for awhile... right?

Jail is boring as hell, so I'll take anything, even if it's some weird battle game.

[ And that's all she cares about. Yeah yeah she helped the brats and their whatever, so what. Can she be part of the Team now? ... Too bad, she doesn't want to be, you're all losers. ]

... Oh, and that Takeba-san--she doesn't look too bad in that outfit. She's an actor, right? An interesting and cute opponent... I like it.

stillplaying

[How long has it been since the last time this happened? She's forgotten. It's been some time. Some substantial time. But there are some things that are impossible to forget. That her life still isn't her own. That she's just a piece in their games. New games, yes, but games nonetheless. She'll never be left alone. Home in District 12, stashed away until she might someday be needed again. That's where she wants to be.

Not trapped in some other world. And it's no longer one anymore. There are two of them. Two of her, both trapped. Even if she has Prim there, in one of those worlds, it's not the same. It's still a game. A game that she doesn't want anyone else to fall victim to.

There's really not much she has to say. Only an angry scowl and a firmly stated,]

No.

[No more. No one else. She won't be a part of this willingly.]

letteropener

No, seeing that moment again did not particularly bother me -- no more so than any other time I've replayed it in my head. [Unstated but obvious is the sheer number of times that must have been...]

I am amused that you still think the entire series is one giant ploy on my part to pass the leadership of Equestria to ponies who are, if still princesses, also still mortal. Has it never occurred to you that in a way, I already have? The show is not about me, after all. I am the least interesting pony in Equestria.

...no matter how much you think I'm hiding.

aislingoftheforest

You're so certain about losing my voice, why are you trying to put me in more things?

And we both see how many empty communities there are. Why did you even make

freakkeepingdr

wasagreatmemory

Mun:

Look, Harvey's gone, and I'm not so sure he's coming back. As much as that sucks, you can't keep me in the penalty box because of him.

Here's what I'd like you to do. Find me a law firm where I can - here's a novel thought - actually use my Harvard law degree. Find me some lawyers that I can talk to. This is a big place. There have got to be other lawyers around here. And some of them are probably competent.

My whole life didn't revolve around Harvey Specter.

And he of all people would understand that I'm not about to sit my ass on the sidelines. So stop waiting and either do something with me, or let me go.

Current Mood: bored

nameless_hollow

Just 'cause she's related to Ichigo don't mean that she's important. I ain't gonna protect her from shit if anythin' happens.

Stop thinkin' otherwise, ya know better than that, woman.

smarshmellow

Oh Jesus Christ Dude.

So just because Kenny's mun ... or whatever you wanna call it enabled you .. you have to drag me out too and send me off?

My life is fucked up enough, don't even.

Fuck.

[Go say 'Hi' to Kenny, Stan!]

Jesus.Fucking.Christ.

At least my username is clever.

white_heart

So you're finally remembering that I am stuck in that tiny headspace of yours... and you took your sweet time playing the 2nd game of my canon. However... don't get the idea that you could pick someone annoying up from there.

henleyreeves

A redemption game?

Out of all the games you could send me to you chose a redemption game. You do know all the things I've done in my life, right? Of course you do, you know my life just as well as I do. Once you send me there I have a feeling I'm going to be there for a long time.

I guess you could be sending me to worse places and at least there'll be people I know there. But I'm still not happy about it.

mythically

While it’s flattering to be missed, you need to seriously consider this before you move forward.

If I’m going to be sent somewhere, it needs to be because of something more than impulse. For both our sakes.

dimeliora

See, this is why you don't point and laugh when other people get sick. Or when you make them get sick for plotting purposes, rather.

I'll go ahead and prescribe you fifty milligrams of shut your trap with that bowl of soup.

Oh, that's not very compassionate? Don't milk it, kiddo. You're sick, not dying.

By the way, don't forget that I need to get back to work when all this is done. I think we still had some plans about Nott that need to pan out before the end of the year. Just a little something to keep in mind while you're recovering from that extremely well deserved and piping hot slice of karma you picked up, there.

badinfluence

( Spoooooilers )

meddler

Wait. So let me get this straight.

[ there might be some flailing.

all right. there might be a lot of flailing. ]

You haven't wanted anything to do with me in... [ hold on ] Three months? ...one year? [ pause ] A very long time. Well. Not really that long of a time. But, in a place like this...

Really... it was a very long time.

[ he lets this sink in for just a moment ]

And now, now all of a sudden, you decide that it might be a good idea to "take me out for a whirl" all because...

[ wait. there's something very very important missing here. ]

( Spoilers for the 50th Anniversary Special )

anniesgonemad

Oh.

I'm back. Was fading, hiding in your head, but I'm back.

I'm sorry.

Sorry you have to see me again. Know it's better without me, always is. [She giggles.]

Maybe... maybe this time, there will be more.

Sorry. Shouldn't- should just stop talking.

Do I still have Little Fish? Or is he gone now, too, and I'm back to the beginning? All alone again?

Maybe... Maybe it depends. Know I'm different. Mad. Crazy. Waste of a victor. Waste of a muse.

Sorry.

not_theman_iwas

I don't know why you feel like you should bring me out. His life diverged from mine a millennium or so ago.

oi_you

First off, that name? Not funny.

Second..

No I'm going back to the first bit. It's a cultural expression, it's not my phrase, I don't own it. I use it, and I use it bloody well!

So. now Second, just because someone else thinks you might be up to the task doesn't mean you can write me. I could scribble out "God bless us every one." That doesn't make me Dickens.

Right I know he met him, I was with him when he met Agatha bloody Christie wasn't I?

If we're going to do this, let's do it right at least. Go back, watch through things and try to get a grip on who I am; and I swear if you write some blathering tripe I will personally torment you as loud as possible from inside your own head.

Don't think I won't!

hyperemotional

I don't find it funny at all.

themoment

Hey you! Yeah, you. Get all those silly ideas about me out of that thick head of yours.

Current Location: spoilers!

philander

This is pleasant. [ he leans back in his chair, all smarm, and puts his feet up on the table because that's the life he's about. ] Come on, you know I'd never forget a pretty face like yours.

So what is this? We're playing catch-up? What do you want, Sweetie? Limbo's just about the same as it always was, no goddamn places to get these ties dry-cleaned at, but. We manage.

Now, come on. You wouldn't've popped in on me so sweetly if there wasn't something you were thinking about. You can't keep me out of commission forever. Oil me up. I'm all yours. [ that's disgusting. ]

general_pitchiner

You're excited, I see. You have even have everything written up. At least you're prepared, something that of which I do admire.

[He laughs, with a hint of a bitter edge to it.]

Perhaps we can show that 'spirit' what it means to truly exist with meaning. To have something to live up to.

gameofdiscord

Wasn't that just wonderful?

What, it wasn't entirely my fault that all happened. It was indirect at most! Besides, we all had a good laugh and the little ponies got some adventure! And little Princess Twilight took her first step out of that metaphorical nest of hers and into her duties as royalty.

If anything, I did her a favor. She owes me.

petalreading

Aaaah... mundane, I'm flattered that you'd want to play me, but... are you sure?

[ Here, Dear Mun, have a Pegasus Knight who's a little unsure of herself. Just a tad. ]

I'm quite aware of the fact that I'm not nearly as graceful as the others in your headspace... but if you can get past that I'm sure I can be a wonderful addition to your roster, right?

[ Sigh. Sumia, really, it's not that big of a deal. ]

Really? Oh, I'm glad... I promise, mundane, I will do my best while I'm in your care! ... especially since there's so many people in here that I'll have to try and keep up with, too. You even have some of my fellow Shepherds in here...

[ Well, yeah... but don't worry about that, okay?

On another note, isn't today important for you... ? ]

Yes... yes, it is! My birthday, right? I'm honored that you remembered, and you only just got me as a muse...

[ A pause. ]

Though I'm not so happy about that drunk thread of mine that you consider my birthday aftermath... please let us forget that ever happened, okay?

daisiest

Same software, different casing? Well, young lady, if you really must justify not giving us separate journals, I suppose that's a sound a reason as any, hmm.

You really must pick out an icon for this "War Doctor" fellow, though. What will you call him in the keywords, 8.5?

doctopus

You finally chose a game for me? Finally-finally? No getting cold tentacles on this one, right...? Come on, mun, don't keep me floating around doing nothing. Please? You're too picky about finding a place I'll "fit". You said yourself, "Maya doesn't fit anywhere" — wait, hold on...that was rude! Really rude! But if nowhere is good then any place is good or bad as any other, right? I know you're bored too, so let's take a chance on any game and maybe we can make it work? We'll never get anywhere if we don't even try.

amazinglyclever

Well. At least if I don't have a number, I won't have to worry about running into... me... again.

That's... comforting, I suppose.

newnew

Right, ah — hello again. Been a while. Couple, oh, I dunno — three years, was it?

Blimey, time flies.

We had a good run, eh? You, me. What do you say to just one more? One more, that's all I'm suggesting. —Oh, don't look at me with that face: You were brilliant. You were. I know you. Well, sort of. But. I know what you're capable of and that is so much more than you think.

So, c'mon, then. Stretch those legs, jumping jacks? oh, that's good. Let's work out the ol' kinks, you and me.

You want to run? Let's run. Allons-y, remember?

wedged

I'm not gonna do it.

mordecool

Aw, what? Not cool, dude. I can't keep this name. What if someone I know sees me? Don't tell me you couldn't come up with anything better.

'Pyjama Sister'? Wow. That was seriously two years ago. Just let it go already. Ugh, you're worse than Rigby.

I don't have to deal with this. I'm going back to the park.

yearofthecat

Hey you. It's been awhile. I don't really understand why you're suddenly wanting to pull me out again. It's not like I want to go to that sort of place.

[He looks up in horrified surprise.]

...she said what?

Just because that girl keeps harrassing you to do something doesn't mean you have to do it.

Why would anyone want to stick Tohru in a place like that? Is she crazy? Why would you even let her do that?

Shut up! Don't you dare say you don't have any control over what she does! I know how this whole thing works. She begs you. You relent. You both make our lives miserable.

[There's a huge sigh of defeat.]

Just...as long as it's to make sure she's not alone. Whatever. Just do what you need to.

looksgoodindrag

...I'm not surprised by the general reaction. At least you seem to be taking it well.

...

Why'd you make me post this here in this getup, anyway?

ETA:

...Wait, it's happening!?

heavensrefuse

...where? Sister? Katan?

I'm alone.

Speak. SPEAK.

While I can hear. My ears will fail me. My body...

You cannot stop this.

onlydancing

A place like that... Is it like Heaven or is it like Hell?

The choice isn't mine or yours. It is up to God, where I will go. But will you rather send me to that place than let me receive judgement? You must trust in God's plan for me and not interfere with it!

I beg of you. Let me stand before God instead. I beg of you...

crossandbones

'ey, qué onda?

[ Long moment of silence ]

So you remember what 'appened las' time I got involved with an unsolvable problem? Give ya a hint hombre, everyone died.

avatar_amon

I cannot spare time to go to a 'game', even if there were one that would take me. You have ideas, and I respect that. But I am not in a position to leave Republic City right now. The Equalists are beginning to gain too much power; truthfully they gained too much power before I set foot in the city at all.

I have to master the elements. I have to defeat Korra, through any means necessary. I will not say I hate Korra; she has stated her reasons for what she does. She is not evil, but misguided. Unfortunately, I am not left with the option of mercy. I have no time. Plans have to be made. We are outnumbered, without all the facts, with little in the way of time. There cannot be one second spent away from the City in its current state. I neglected my duty as the Avatar, and the world suffers for it. My training took too long. For the state of things, there is only one to blame.

But I am the solution.

Current Mood: contemplative

hasakatana

What do you mean WE GOT CANCELED?!?

[Elise might actually understand where Dan is coming from right now.]

Current Mood: angry

creator_of_the_daleks

And once again, we see the fatal weakness of the great "savior" of the universe.... If I had been in you're place Doctor, I would have used the weapon without the slightest hesitation or second thought but then you are already well aware of that fact. You will come to regret your moment of sentimentality I assure you....

FOR THE DALEKS AND I WILL GO ON! NO MATTER WHAT SETBACKS WE SUFFER AT YOU'RE HANDS, WE WILL GO ON!!! NO MATTER WHAT METHODS YOU USE TO TRY AND AND PERMANENTLY ANNIHILATE MY CHILDREN, THEY WILL SURVIVE AND ENDURE ONLY TO EMERGE EVEN MIGHTIER THAN BEFORE! YOU MAY LIVE FOR MANY MORE EONS TO COME BUT ONE DAY YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED AND MY DALEKS SHALL TAKE THEIR RIGHTFUL PLACE AS THE SUPREME RULERS OF ALL REALITY!!!!!

dilemma

As much as I love being one Kubrick reference away from that film nerd street cred you always dreamed of, waking up sliding ass first into Tranquility's finest isn't how I typically like to spend my life.

Oh, Ric's there still? Big whoop.

Don't even think the word Augustine again. [ 150% done with all of this. ] And I'm the dick?

k9_companion

NEGATIVE, MISTRESS. THERE HAS BEEN A RISE IN COMPLAINTS AND GENERAL UNREST AMONG THOSE WHO ARE NOT DESIGNATED 'WHOVIANS' OVER THE NUMBER OF ENTRIES FROM THIS REALITY INTO THE PRESENT NEXUS.

I BELIEVE YOU ARE MISTAKEN ON MY RECEPTION HERE. PLEASE RETHINK REQUEST.

callmewhateveryuwant

...

I'm an ok dancer.

[Yep, not going to mention the other game things because he's not sure how it'll go. Also known as avoiding the subject until someone pushes it out of him.]

mooimacow

Am I a beefcake?

( He begins to flex, but he ends up sighing. )

The beef part is relevant.

queen_of_charming

Mun, what the fuck would I do on the back of a giant turtle? I belong in Charming with my boys so how about you forget you ever made this journal, shove your idiotic ideas in the trash and leave me alone?

I know Jax is there, but he's from years ago. They just got out of jail for me. I wouldn't be able to tell him a thing about home at all. Too much shit went down and you know how he'd react.

So just leave me alone.

Thanks for your consideration, but no thanks.

ex_antiserum650

Err, hello. Mundane, is it?

I just want you to know that I'm really very flattered that you chose me to join your exciting band of merry men. And women! It's an honour, really. And I'm honestly so pleased.

Only the problem is, you don't actually understand the first thing about biochemistry. Not that majoring in English Literature is a bad thing! It's actually very charming and worthwhile. But we're from very distinct and differing places and I can only imagine it going terribly and horribly wrong.

There might be fire. We're not really supposed to set anything on fire.

jetblacksocool

You don't need to be getting all worked up over me of all people. Don't just take a minute, you take all the time you need. I'm in no rush to go anywhere, just move a little slower and breathe a little deeper and let everything fall into place. I've got all the time in the world. Worry about icons later.

You should go watch your show. No one can make you feel that dark without your consent. Eyes to the skies, princess. Head up. I'm here.

notyourwhippinggirl

Mun, no. I know what's going on in that sick mind of yours, you are not allowed to do anything regarding...that! It's still too raw, even though everyone's apparently adjusted to Vinny it still hurts too much! Just...no, okay?

mapsincolor

Hah? What? Me?!

Mun, I think you’ve got the wrong guy! I’m really not that great at partnerships - Whoah, hold on, I didn’t say I wanted to QUIT!

Well, okay... we’d better go figure out what that damn kid is up to. [grumbles about autographs]

werbinich

[ Between the keywords and the fact he's here at all, he's not sure whether to laugh or sigh. Maybe both are in order. ]

You're in waaay over your head, kiddo.

swoopingisbad

You say that this is to go protect the 'squishy mages.'

I'll have you know that mages are not particularly squishy and would most likely turn you into a toad for saying that. It was rather rude.

But I know what you're really thinking. You want to throw me in front of whatever this thing called a 'dinosaur' is.

...I'm not liking your train of thought.

aintnokid

You're a lot like Revan, you know? Jumping head first into things. Except Revan always came up with a plan, you... I'm not so sure. Maybe you should, I don't know, play the game again before you take this too seriously so you don't make both of us look like Bantha poodo.

And hey, could you at least look for a Big Z? There's gotta be one out there, right? Tons of muses out there, ones gotta be him.

mightletyouknowme

Eh? Why would I want to be in the same place as that stupid fox? It's not like I'm not already generous enough with my time, anyway.

[She lies. Seeing both her and Rika outside of the club would be nice...]

S-stop saying that! No way is that true!

[Maybe she'll make friends there?]

Huh? They have friends? If they can make them, so can I. I won't lose to her!

who_knows

( Spoilers for 50th Anniversary Special )

Current Mood: curious

evokingfool

[He's just going to sit here and wait for his mun to finish screaming.]

...No, I don't know the timeline for one of the new games.

[Don't ask him, mun, he only knows as much as you do!]

But Yu seems to be a good dancer.

withoneword

So, are you going to actually do something with me or did you just do this so I can hear you complain about me 24/7?

I get it already. I'm not as "good" or as "pure" as your other guy, I know. You're just repeating the same crap I've heard for years now. You ever think maybe I used to be that kid? Maybe back then I did think people were pure good. But I grew up. I had to. You wouldn't understand.

And by the way, you can stop avoiding saying "Shazam." Shazam. Shazam. Shazam. See? Nothing. I can say "Shazam" all I want.

attackonfilth

Hey, stop being pathetic and checking the reserves page every few hours. We get it. You're excited.

Need I remind you that they're not guaranteed?

[He grumbles.]

Please do not tell me I have to deal with this for the entire week. I'd rather be dusting the ceiling fans...

I think we have issues.

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