illfit: (Default)
[personal profile] illfit
SO you pick me over the guy facing down lions. I can see the logic in that. Just, why pick either of us?
triedtorecover: (Knows Fashion)
[personal profile] triedtorecover
Want to tell me why the hell you dragged me out? I mean it's not like you'll do mu... Well, okay, I guess you've changed your mind a little. Not sure if I should be scared or not. And who the hell is Bucky?! Do I even want to know?

~ TJ
bitchwithacapitalc: (013)
[personal profile] bitchwithacapitalc
Honey, you and I both know you're not sending me to any of those dimensional wormholes, because what's an old bitty gonna do in space or on a giant turtle? Aside from drink those singing French kids under the table.

So how about you be a doll - put a rum and coke in this hand, and one of my grandkids' cheeks in the other - and we'll both come out of this happy, alrighty? Peachy.
formication: (is that really what you want to do?)
[personal profile] formication
No. Hold on.

Back up.

Explain to me again why I have to dress as the Mad Hatter today, because last time I checked? I was a little old for trick-or-treat. And the only Halloween parties I'm interested in going to are a little more lax on the dress code. As in, dress is optional.

I'm not saying no. I just want a reason beyond 'it'll be perfect'. No no, go ahead, finish laughing.

I'll wait. Don't have anything better to do.
formication: (i'm related to these people)
[personal profile] formication
Don't be like that. You know you couldn't resist.

You know you're never going to be able to put me anywhere but these one-shot 'memes', right? I mean the cover of a book's good for a start, but there's a whole history here you're kind of missing out on. Well. You and the rest of the country.

Whatever. Look, just keep the party going and I'll be fine. Just don't throw me any of the serious crap. None of this rehab bullshit, no house arrest with 'Nana. I don't need it.

I'll be fine.

Really.
formerfirstson: (isn't that great)
[personal profile] formerfirstson
What do I think about this muse thing?

I think you should go the hell to bed; that's what. And I guess I could've ended up in a worse head than yours. Doesn't mean I'm happy about it, though.