Suddenly humanstuck!

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

Aw mAn, CoMe oN, wHaT'Re yA FuCkiN' dOiN' tO Me nOw?
I AiN'T CoMpLaInIn' Or aNyThInG BuT WhY'D YoU WaNnA Go aNd dO A ThInG LiKe tHaT FoR?
AiN'T EvEn fOr a pRoMpT Or sHiT.

WeLl, i gUeSs iT AiN'T AlL MoThErFuCkIn' BaD.
JuSt gOtTa gEt uSeD To aLl tHiS MoThErFuCkIn' HuMaN JuNk fLaPpIn' ArOuNd dOwN ThErE.
DoN'T FuCkIn' KnOw hOw dAvEbRo hAnDlEs tHiS ShIt, MoThErFuCkIn' HuMaN DiCk bEiN' aLl mOtHeRfUcKiN' eXtErNaL 'n sHiT.

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[malignantrage]

THAT FACE PAINT LOOKS EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS ON PINK HUMAN SKIN THAN I'D IMAGINED.
OTHERWISE, HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP?

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

Aw cOmE On, MaN, iT DoN'T LoOk tHaT BaD.
I'M DoIn' PrEtTy oK WiTh aLl tHiS, cOnSiDeRiNg.
EvEn fOuNd mE A HuMaN KaRbRo tO ChIlL WiTh.

MuN SeEmS To bE DoInG BeTtEr tOo, At lEaSt fOr tHe tImE BeInG.
GoT AlL ThEsE MoThErFuCkIn' NeRvEs gOiN' oN OvEr tHe PrOsPeCt oF SeEiN' hIs hUmAn lUsUs 'N ShIt bUt aT LeAsT He aIn't aLl uP AnD LoOkIn' Up wAyS To sToP HuRtIn'.
BaBy sTePs, Y'KnOw?

[malignantrage]

I GUESS THAT FIGURES.
YOU WERE ALWAYS PRETTY LAID BACK AND THIS IS HARDLY THE WORST THING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH.
I HAVE TO ASK THOUGH
HOW CLOSE ARE YOU TO THIS HUMAN KARBRO?
BECAUSE I SWEAR EVERY TIME I SEE A HUMAN YOU HE'S USUALLY EITHER MAKING OUT WITH A HUMAN ME OR A HUMAN TAVROS.
USUALLY TAVROS.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE DEAL IS WITH HUMAN PARENTS, BUT I GUESS THEY ARE A BIG DEAL, ESPECIALLY AROUND THE HUMAN HOLIDAYS.
MY MUN ISN'T THRILLED AT THE PROSPECT OF SEEING HIS EITHER.
GLAD TO HEAR YOUR MUN IS DOING BETTER THOUGH.
WHEN THE MUN ISN'T HAPPY NO ONE IS HAPPY.

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

AiN'T SeEn nO HuMaN TaVbRo yEt bUt mAyBe I'Ll kEeP An eYe oUt nOw.
:o)
HuMaN KaRbRo's aLl uP AnD MoThErFuCkIn' HuNgOvEr-lOoKiN'
Y'KnOw i aIn't eVeR MeT A KaRkAt bEiN' aNy mOtHeRfUcKiN' gOoD At mOrNiNgS?
LiKe eVeRy lAsT VeRsIoN Of yOu'd rAtHeR SlEeP In tHaN FaCe a mOtHeRfUcKiN' mIrAcUlOuS DaY.

AiN'T ThAt tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN' tRuTh.
At lEaSt i hEaR ThE FoOd sHoUlD Be gOoD.

[malignantrage]

THAT SMILEY FACE ISN'T AN ANSWER
BUT I GUESS IT'S OKAY IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
IF I WERE MAKING OUT WITH ANOTHER VERSION OF YOU I WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING EITHER.
OF COURSE I DON'T LIKE MORNINGS.
I HATE CLIMBING OUT OF THE RECUPERACOON EVERY NIGHT.
SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO CRAWL BACK IN.

THEIR FOOD SURE IS WEIRD.
I THINK I SAW THE MUN BUYING SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A DEAD CLUCKBEAST.
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY GRUB SAUCE.
HOW CAN THEY EAT THINGS WITHOUT GRUB SAUCE?

[pupafan]

,,,
eXTERNAL?

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

YeAh bRo, It's fUcKiN' wEiRd aS ShIt.
YoU KnOw ThEy GoT ThEiR ShAmEgLoBeS RiGhT Up iN BeTwEeN ThEiR LeGs bEiN' aLl uNcOmFoRtAbLe 'n sHiT?
MoThErFuCkIn' MiRaClE ThEy cAn wAlK AnYwHeRe.

[pupafan]

wHOA, oKAY,
i HAVE NO IDEA WHY I ENCOURAGED SUCH AN, eLABORATE ANSWER,
i GUESS I COULD BLAME MY CURIOSITY,
bUT, pUTTING AISDE THIS AWKWARD EXCHANGE OF INFORMATION,

hOW ARE YOU, gAMZEE?
}:)

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

BeEn bEtTeR, bEeN WoRsE. DoIn' PrEtTy mOtHeRfUcKiN' gOoD RiGhT NoW ThOuGh.
It's fUcKiN' gOoD To sEe yOu hAnGiN' aRoUnD HeRe, BrO.
WhErE YoU BeEn aLl uP AnD MoThErFuCkIn' HiDiN'?

[tiltshotghostimage]

floppy junk bro
fucking incredible

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

FuCkIn' MiRaCuLoUs.

[tiltshotghostimage]

were gonna have to hang sometime with you all brown and squishy my man
that would be just about the dankest shit

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

Aw sHiT, yEaH MaN.
Be tIgHt aS FuCk.

[bothme]

well that answers
THAT
motherfuckin question.

YOU ALL MOTHERFUCKIN STUCK LIKE THAT OR IS IT BEING A TEMPORARY MOTHER FUCKIN MIRACLE?

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

WhAt mOtHeRfUcKiN' qUeStIoN'D ThAt bE, bRo?
DuNnO FoR SuRe hOw lOnG I'MmA Be lIkE ThIs, bUt aIn't nO ThInG To bE AlL Up AnD WoRrYiN' aBoUt.
FiGuRe tHiS ShIt's gOnNa bE PrEtTy mOtHeRfUcKiN' iNtErEsTiNg.

[bothme]

the question was being all what we-all would motherfuckin' look like if we was doing up the human deal.
I CAN'T SAY I'M DISLIKING WHAT I SEE.
then again we weren't all motherfucking prone to get unattractive so i ain't too motherfucking surprised.

SHIT'S ALWAYS INTERESTING MY HUMAN SELF.
just gotta find the miracles in it.
:o)

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

YeAh mAn, GuEsS We dO LoOk pReTtY MoThErFuCkIn' gOoD LiKe ThIs.

ThErE'S FuCkIn' MiRaClEs iN EvErY MoThErFuCkIn' ThInG YoU GeT YoUr pEeP On aT.
JuSt gOtTa lOoK At iT RiGhT.
:o)

[princeofmelodrama]

oh good just wwhat ivve alwways wwanted
proper fuckin feet

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

YoOoOoO LoOk aT YoU LoOkIn' AlL MoThErFuCkIn' SwAg.
HeY, YoU CaN WeAr yOuR HeElS StIlL If yOu wAnT
JuSt gOtTa fInD A SmAlLeR PaIr.
:o)

[princeofmelodrama]

wwell since you put it that wway

im gonna blame davve for this one actually
its easier to find pictures a human me than it is to find a troll him apparently

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

SuCkS, mAn.
BuT YoU MaKe a fInE-AsS HuMaN, fOr rEaLs bRo.
BeIn' AlL MoThErFuCkIn' rUgGeD AnD ShIt nOw yOu gRoWeD Up.

[fairy8itch]

Oh, you'll 8e just fine.
If anyone can handle change 8etter than any8ody, it's you.

I'm not even letting my mun look for humanified pictures of me. It's THAT 8ad.

Though, I have to admit, getting hugged is nice.

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

YoU KnOw eQuIuS HaS PrObAbLy bEeN WaItInG AlL HiS FuCkIn' LiFe tO Be aBlE To dO ThAt, ToO.
GoTtA FeEl gOoD To bE AbLe tO Do iT.
I DoN'T EnVy hIm wHeN We aLl gEt cHaNgEd bAcK.

[fairy8itch]

I almost cried when he did, I'm not going to lie a8out that. I know how much it means to him to have the chance to do that. Though he's 8een getting more fed up a8out not 8eing a8le to do his jo8 how he's used to. He has to actually use the car lift, how awful ::::O

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

GoTtA Be wEiRd fOr mOtHeRfUcKiN' sUrE.
MaYbE TaLk hIm iNtO TaKiN' tImE OfF UnTiL It wEaRs oFf?
PrObAbLy bE BeTtEr fOr hIm.
GoT A MeSsAgE FrOm nEp, ShE SeEmS PrEtTy oK WiTh eVeRyThInG At lEaSt.