New muse that's been creeping up on me.

[frostingfetish]

HIYA MUN!

It's SO great that you finally made me an account!

I dunno why you were so worried about it! You and I are gonna be the best of friends I can already tell! I've been bouncing around in here for a long long long long long long LOOOOOOONG time you know? Longer then you think even!

That part of you that smiles and laughs and wants to make people happy and have fun? That's ME! And we've always been close but now I've got this super great account to talk to you from! Isn't that wonderful!

And now we can sing and play all day long! I'll teach you how to bake! You've always wanted to learn right? And with Christmas coming you could do all sorts of baking! Cookies and cupcakes and cake, just like when you were a kid. All with sprinkles and frosting! Wonderful creamy frosting~

Ahhh frosting...

[Starts to drool]

Comments

[bestofthebest]

Uh, Pinkie...you're kinda making a mess, and there aren't any cookies around...

[frostingfetish]

[Shriek]

There's not!? We need to do something!

[Gets all up in your face]

Rainbow Dash! How quickly can you get to the store and buy cookie making supplies?! We're gonna need as much as you can get to feed everyone in Dear_mun!

[bestofthebest]

(Probably faster than a literal bolt of lightning, but her expression? Mostly the same. Might even be a copy of Fluttershy's.)

...Why does everyone here need cookies?! Over 1/2 the people here don't even have mouths!

(Not to mention the fact that in the game Rainbow's in, she doesn't have her wings -save for the event that's going on now- so it's good she's actually here.)

[frostingfetish]

[Gasp]

Over HALF!? How do they eat without mouths!? Do they do it with their noses? But how would they smell?

[Holds up a puppet of Rainbowdash and talks through it]

Terrible! Because their noses are all clogged up with food so they can't tell!

[bestofthebest]

...Mostly 'cause they're probably mummies or monsters and this isn't the time of year for Nightmare Night.

(Cue facehoof to hide her laughing at seeing the puppet.)

[frostingfetish]

Yeah, we just passed Nightmare Night not too long ago.

Why it's almost time for Hearth's Warming Eve!

Ohmigosh really!? We better get a Hearth! How much time do we have?

Not enough. But you didn't hearth it from me!

[bestofthebest]

(She's almost surprised she brought it up; it might be her favorite time of year, but her mun insured Rainbow wouldn't enjoy the holiday this year.

Either way, still trying to hide her laughter 'cause Pinkie's talking with a puppet. And it's pretty funny!)

[frostingfetish]

[Pinkie is eating up this attention with a spoon! Not bad for her first dear mun post]

So Puppetdash, what would you like for Hearth's Warming Eve?

A trip to the dentist, and a pasta dinner.

Really? Why is that?

Because he'd work on my Jaw-some, with some Floss-om, then later I'd get extra Sauce-som on my dinner which would be awesome!

Well make sure you don't eat it out in the snow or it will be WAY more then 20% cooler. It'll be down right chilly!

[The best part is she can make the puppet talk without moving her mouth]

[bestofthebest]

(That, and the fact she named the puppet 'Puppetdash!' Rainbow's laughing loudly by now, enjoying this a lot since Pinkie's pony non grata at the game.)

If you took this on the road Pinkie, you'd make a lot of money! Even more than Trixie!

[frostingfetish]

[Giggle]

Aw you really think so? Well if I did I'd have to give Puppetdash the lions share. She's doing most the work after all.

You bet I am! I want my own dressing room! But no dresses.

[With her other hoof Pinkie brings up a puppet Rarity]

You will too have dresses Puppetdash and you will look fabulous!

Girls girls please~ Save it for the show!

[And the puppets and pinkie all bow]

[bestofthebest]

(Cue another moment of laughter and applause; random Pinkie at her best!)

You've got puppets of everypony, don't you?

[frostingfetish]

Oh sure!

[She unzips a plot hole in the fabric of Dear_Mun and pushes Dash into it revealing a room that is loaded with pony dolls, costumes, pictures, toys, puppets and even bedsheets and stickers]

I'm your biggest fan!

[bestofthebest]

...Eheh, thanks Pinkie.

(Total sweatdrop, mixed with stunned smile. Only Pinkie Pie could pull this off.)