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[mordecool]

Aw, what? Not cool, dude. I can't keep this name. What if someone I know sees me? Don't tell me you couldn't come up with anything better.

'Pyjama Sister'? Wow. That was seriously two years ago. Just let it go already. Ugh, you're worse than Rigby.

I don't have to deal with this. I'm going back to the park.

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[dreamjournals]

I dunno, kinda shows your inner essence.

You're the cool guy. Cooool.

[mordecool]

When it comes to the ladies? Yeahuh, I am!

[stalksindarkness]

Rather have a Mordeshake than a mordecool.

[mordecool]

Ha ha... Haaa

What would even be in it?

[stalksindarkness]

Aren't they milkshakes?

[mordecool]

Yeah, I just didn't think a lion would really be into milkshakes. No offence.

[stalksindarkness]

I kinda don't have many options. Like, I can't taste the sugar, I can't eat chocolate, but milk is good, and icecream is good.

So, milkshakes. Better than water.

[mordecool]

Yeahuh, they are!

Do you eat any other cool stuff? Chimichangas, pizza, grilled cheese?

[stalksindarkness]

I don't know what a chimichanga is.

But I can eat cheese and meat, but not bread, sooo.

I've got a recipe for all meat pizza though. The crust is meat, the sauce is meaty, the meat is on top, and... Lots of meat!

[mordecool]

This pizza needs to happen.

Dude, you are officially the coolest lion I've met. How do you even know about all this stuff?

[stalksindarkness]

Yeah it does.

I know I'm cool. Kind of a cat thing. Anyway, must be part of living in a big city. You get some ideas.