on reserving at outer_divide

[swoopingisbad]

You say that this is to go protect the 'squishy mages.'

I'll have you know that mages are not particularly squishy and would most likely turn you into a toad for saying that. It was rather rude.

But I know what you're really thinking. You want to throw me in front of whatever this thing called a 'dinosaur' is.

...I'm not liking your train of thought.

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[attention_wenches]

I've been known to be somewhat squishy, but I am just an apprentice. And usually I have my brother to stand behind in case of dinosaurs. Still, it's not an entirely silly impulse.

[swoopingisbad]

If your brother is less squishy, then I recommend staying behind him. These dinosaurs I'm hearing about don't sound to be particularly nice.

[attention_wenches]

Oh, yes. Large, wears lots of armor, ridiculously big hammer. He's quite useful for that sort of thing. But I don't find dinosaurs to be particularly alarming. Nasty, but an ordinary sort of nasty.

[freedomsprice]

I'm afraid your mun is correct: a good many mages are squishy. Not enough exercise. Although I've never heard of mages turning men into toads. Where did that one come from?

[swoopingisbad]

Not sure where it came from, to be honest. Though I think being a toad would be rather unfortunate, don't you think?

[possessed_mage]

This mage in particular would love to turn you into a toad.

[swoopingisbad]

See? That's very uncalled for. This is my mun's fault; turn her into one.

[possessed_mage]

Nah, my mun likes your mun for bringing you in. It's you I have a problem with.