dear_mun | Nov. 20th, 2013

Nov. 20th, 2013

Mun:

If we're talking about the Sexiest Man Alive, we both know that it's Will.

[Not like you're biased or anything, Natalie.]

Now. If you're discussing the idea of my...previous career coming back into play, that's not going to happen. I retired from that line of work for many reasons, and I am not allowing it to jeopardize the life I've built for myself. It's not fair to me for you to screw up my life just because you want some more drama.

Go write some flashbacks if you really have to bring up that part of my life. And if you're going to do that, would it kill you to write something about David? He was a great man, aside from being my husband, and you've hardly developed him. That's not fair either.

And no, I don't feel guilty about moving on with Will. It's been thirteen years. I'm entitled.

Don't you have something better to do?

Current Mood: annoyed

imaginably

I don't know if you've heard, but - I'm a retired imaginary friend.

the_lady_and_the_unicorn

Tell me about these places. I'm listening. [With all of her ability and attention.] I've been alone for too long. I miss...the others...and my friends. They wanted the best for me. I didn't realize -

I would treat them better this time. I wouldn't take them for granted.

prismaticdestruction

Mun...I'm not sure I like your ideas.

I get to be with Remi again but...I don't want to forget everything. I want to be me. This game you want me to play in won't let me be me without stuff happening.

I don't like it.

feelmyheaven

So you've finally made it. I hope we have as much fun as you've been anticipating.

[Don't lay this all on me young lady, you've been wanting this too.]

Can you blame me? Looking ten years younger than your actual age is a hell of a lot more fun at twenty-eight than eighteen.

It's too bad, though. There were so many people I wanted to surprise, and only one of them's still there. Do you think we'll get any other visitors from our world I can mess with?

[Only one way to find out, Ilya. Only one way.]

potato_powerhouse

No! It's not like that! We barely know each other! Just cause we flirted doesn't mean I'm interested beyond friendship and you all need to stop!

And...and besides, you know how the bigger bunch are. I could be lewd as you please and they would still just see me as cute and small. And Roegadyn are the biggest! So stop thinking up silly things and let me enjoy someone who likes mischief as much as I do.

mercurialism

Despite agreeing with the mundane part of it, why aren't the lot of you called lemmings? Where one goes, the others gleefully follow. Did it ever occur to you I didn't want to follow? You're bringing me from a place wherein Wonderland is the Red bitch's plaything and the Gale's heart is still in play. You don't think I have better things to do than toy with a murderous boy and find myself lost in yet another world?

Wonderland will always hold my marker, isn't that what you said? I don't find what she wants and at best I end up a catatonic doorstep like March. At worse, well, Alice says she still hears the screams of the twins in the hallway.

That reminds me... Where the hell is Alice?

mywillisthine

Mistress mine,

While I appreciate being in a place that isn't a cage where I would be taunted by my enemies, I think I would rather that prison to this one. Why? Because Alice knew where to find me there and I should think she'd have a hard time finding me in this place. Where ever it is.

So, unless you will assist me in reuniting with my Alice...please put me back where you found me. I know I can not wish anything for myself so call it a sincerely polite request.

fistmele

And you say I'm embarrassing.

Chica, you need help.

athousandenemies

You distinctly said when we left that game, things would get better for me. I remember this discussion pretty distinctly.

Clearly you don't, because... honestly, if that's what you have planned for me in the near future... your definition of "better" is at odds with reality. Better does not involve both great deals of emotional and physical pain. Nor do I really care for what this might lead into down the line. Dramatic structure be damned, can't you write a story where I have a nice vacation and lots of great things happen? Is that too much to ask?

pun_gent

Look, I get it, you're excited. Excitement is good. Goals, hobbies, all that -- great stuff. But honestly I don't really know where you think you're going to get playing a guy like me. I'm not exactly what you'd call a people person, and I really don't think I'd do well in a big city.

Unless, you know. It was an ice city. That'd be pretty cool. A big ice castle, ice stairs, ice walls, ice light poles, ice post office, ice people... [he gazes off into the distance, sighing happily]

Way easier to talk to, ice people. Give it a try. You'll see.

repulsors

So this is how it's gonna be, huh? You only whipping me out when you feel like, collecting dust in the attic? Yeah, that's not gonna work out for me. Same goes for your constant screeching about Captain Boy Scout and Black Widow; I uh. I think you're reaching Mariah Carey levels of sound.

Not a good thing, by the way.

Hop to, kid. I'm tired of hanging around like this. If you don't stir things up, I will.

And, ew, no: Agent Coulson is not "the cutest fanboy". Ugh. Coulson and cute don't belong in the same sentence.

foughtthelaw

It might be best if you stopped liking me. Just don't count me out yet, you really think that I don't have some kind of contingency plan for all of this?

[ ooc: possible spoilers in comments. ]

foreveralonewanderer

[The Lone Wanderer crosses her arms with her lips pursed back in clear annoyance.]

Are you done talking about how neurotic and crazy I am to the world? [In regards to writing her profile info. She's not at all happy about the way she's described. Even if it's all true, it couldn't have been said make her sound a little less awful?] What, no? Then why am I standing here? What am I supposed to do?

[She begins tapping her foot. This is too much pressure. Throw her back in the wasteland, already. No wait don't do that. But don't put her here.]

It's not like you're going to listen to anything I say. I mean, I could sit here and be all, "hey put me back I have things to do back home" but that'll all just fall on deaf ears. And I don't really want to go home. [She spreads her arms out, her voice getting comically high.] But I don't wanna be here either!

[There's a pause before she sucks her teeth and rolls her eyes.]

Look what you did! I ended up complaining anyway. Look, whatever you have planned for me hurry it up already. The wait is killing my insides slowly. I wanna know how screwed I am already.

Oh, and the name? Wow. Not funny.

trinariffic

WHAT?

You expect this to be my new diary!?

What do you have against good old-fashioned pen and paper diaries, you self-entitled geek?

...Fine, I'll use it! But don't expect me to do you any more favors!

From now on, you're doing the favors for ME! Comprende?

Current Mood: aggravated

justabitoffun

( SPOILERS. You have been warned. )

neverwasavampire

This is a choice I will support all the way, My master. I greatly wish to express my displeasure with the foul Hungarian impostor parading around with my name over there... with every single one of my lances.

dragonconqueror

Stop laughing and saying I'm going to be dealing dragon nip from my room like a drug dealer.

[Not that he even knows who/what that is. Modern terms. Yeesh. Hiccup places his head in his hands and shakes his head before running his fingers through his hair.]

I mean I want to help Lady Daenerys and Alice and anyone else with their dragons but it...really would help if I had my own with me. [Pause.] Y'know. Demonstration and company since Astrid's over in Heimdall. I know I can't ask Odin for Toothless but maybe Sharpshot? You said you were thinking about a canon update at some point.

[As much as he'd love his best friend there with him, that's not really an option for a request from his patron, which sucks in his opinion. He purses his lips a little at his mun.]

Just. try to keep a clear head. You've been piling too much on again. I know I'm not one to talk when it comes to overworking but take care of yourself.

thelittlestvalkyrie

[ A petite red head is bouncing on her heels,a manic smile on her face.] I'm super duper over tumblr! I just want to hang out and fight and have fun! Do you really think we can do all that here?

Oh gosh! Do you really think we can find the rest of my team here? That would be mega boomtastic. Well what are you waiting for then,munny? Let's find my team. Them find some bad guys. Then we can BREAK THEIR NECKS!

likeabirdinflight

Look, they got a swamp.

Ain't that nice.

I can find my people there. You know I can, I got the right moves.

They got Stevie, that's all I need.

yellowzippers

Long time no see! This could be fun...if it lasts long enough!

spankhappy

N...N-No...No!

Wh...What have you done?!

notmeanorgreen

It's been months again, Miss Mun. You have gone through many puppets ,but you always seem to come back to me. Why is that? Is it ,perhaps because you like to live vicariously through me in some sick masochistic fantasy? Don't look so worried. You know better than anyone that I am in control.

[He stops,taking an even breath. Outwardly he is so very calm. But inside, he is boiling green rage. He is tired to being picked up just to be shoved back here.]

Or do you really think I am identifiable? That's laughable. Last time I checked mine is a unique green problem. Now do what you seem to always do and leave me be.

mulefritters

Now lookie here, missy. I know you've heard tell that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. And flattered, I am. Within reason. But I'm here to tell ya to knock it off. I've got a zoo to run and no time for your wishy-washy ways. The only game I want a part in is a good round of horseshoes or the good father's bingo. You can think it's a real ball to have me in some collection of yours but it won't keep. You'll get bored. An old warhorse like me isn't of any interest to you and you'll let me to rot. Just be sure to get me back to the proper stable before then.

And before you start, sweetheart:

My life revolves around dealing with jackasses. One more won't make me bat an eye.

runsaway

I don't know what part of you thought this was a good idea. I'd have hoped that being stranded in a Lovecraftian Hellhouse would be enough. But encouraging...them?

Seriously?

I feel like I should be hopeful, but in all honesty...angels aren't really living up to their reputation. Cas is a nice guy and all (both of him), but...

[ It probably would help if you weren't so far behind, huh? ]

You think?

I'm at a pretty big disadvantage, here. Thanks for noticing. The fact that I'm apparently going to be down the hall from the devil isn't helping either.

vagendaed

Just...

Get back to watching the show. [ :| ]

morepig

Mundane. You have sat upon this for some time. I am glad you wrested the courage to finally allow me out.

Some are not so brave.

However I notice that you wish to keep me from my work. Why? You agree with it; I know you do. They must be freed, they must all be freed. It won't happen if you don't allow me to return to my great works.

They will suffer if you insist on sending me away, to live in one of their bodies.

Don't do this.

tookhishand

Thank you for keeping me around long enough to see my son again.

iridium_undone

So the part where I'm supposed to thank you for pulling me into this aether for whatever it is you pulled me into this aether for, it's not going to happen. Yeah, I know you think you're clever for this username, but I am not-so-much amused. Frankly it was a time I would much rather forget, thankyouverymuch.

But since I'm here and since you're determined to toss me about, you might as well find me something fun to play with. I wouldn't mind running a few more ops; that was tons of fun!

scientificlaw

Miss, I -- I'm afraid even with my education I can't even begin to fathom what you plan to do with me. I thought this was a kidnapping but everything you've told me thus far was nothing more a string of garbled syntax in those rare moments when it wasn't complete nonsense.

Given all the evidence you've presented I can only conclude that you are a deeply disturbed individual bent on my involuntary incarceration for twisted reasons so incomprehensible to everyday, law-abiding folk like myself they leave me so confused that I can't even find it in myself to be frightened!

...well, no, I suppose I am, ah, a touch frightened. If this is a kidnapping I feel I should inform you that Judge Brown doesn't bend to coercion of any sort so I can say with one hundred percent certainty that your ransom demands will not be met.

So how's about you and I just, uh, forget the whole thing. We just walk away and forget your twisted plans for me, huh?

prefersmanreaction

...I'll admit it's not my best work.

verybritish

No, there's no Dollhouse in Tahiti. Why do you ask?

everybodysprogrammed

( Spoiler for last night's Agents of SHIELD episode 'The Well' )

worsetodie

Do stop scrambling about over this, mundane; it's so undignified.

Surprised though you may be, it does not change or affect how I handle my business in New Dodge, and it certainly changes nothing to do with how I'll deal with Pan in the end.

Remember, you didn't know what was coming. I always have.

nightlightdemon

You only played my game for twenty minutes. Why'd you drag me back out just for that?

...

And shouldn't you be putting that other guy back into that "dressing room" thing instead?

deiform

.. Another horror game? This isn't like a video game, you know! I don't just re-spawn if I die there. And it's not like the first time, either. This has penalties and things.

At least they have cellphones, though.

softspokenlandlord

Mundane, I typically don't air my complaints out too loudly when it comes to matters concerning where you put me, or what you plan for me. I never even had a single thing to say about what's going on in the city now, or that whole...Trickster, was it? That bit of shenanigans, I didn't care much for it, but I let it go...

After the hangover...and after having to apologize to that Dirk fellow I harassed...

However, I'm not quite sure I agree with this idea of you putting me other places.

You say it's a fourth wall event and it's not permanent, but I'm not sure about your impulse control, forgive me if that's too bold for saying.

Besides...Pokémon?

trustbutverify

[Her breathing is ragged. Her heart is racing. her face is white.]

[Moira Queen has been through a lot of things in the last five years. The loss of a husband. The near loss of her son. Murder. Corruption. Kidnapping. The Trial. Laurel.]

[But this?]

NO!

jasper_sitwell

No. No no no, you are stronger than this, and I don't need to hug Coulson, he'll get through this.

Yes pancakes might help, but they won't solve all his problems.

.....Alright, maybe a little hug.

animusangelus

It's about time you did the right thing and narrowed my playing field. Now I can concentrate without you hesitating. [Gee, you're so understanding, Cloud.] Well it's true.

yourpiecenow

( re: tonight's episode )

I think we have issues.

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