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[yourpiecenow]

So.

Necro threeways, Doll Fucker's dead, and I don't need to fight Queenie for the fridge anymore.

Life's better. Not great, but definitely an improvement.

Comments

[undersexed]

Don't call it that!

[yourpiecenow]

What do you want me to call it? Zombie gangbang? Morgue orgy?

Because it's pretty much all the same thing: you fucked dead people.

[undersexed]

"A threeway" works just fine. You don't have to make it sound disgusting.

[ A pause. ]

... because it wasn't. Not to me.

[yourpiecenow]

Aw, how sweet.

I mean, not like it makes us any less dead or anything, but it's the thought that counts.

[undersexed]

[ She rolls her eyes. ]

Yeah, go on and laugh.

[ She doesn't even know why she tries. ]

[yourpiecenow]

[THANK YOU SHE WILL]

So that's a "no" on cruising wakes? I was thinking I pick up the widowers while you chat up whoever's in the coffin. We'll hit up only the finest mortuaries.

[undersexed]

No thanks. I'm satisfied with what I have.

[ Sorry, Madison. Zoe never has been the "cruising" type. ]

[spalding]

I never touched you except to dress you.

[The arm was an accident, okay. It doesn't count.]

[yourpiecenow]

Sure, whatever you say. [c'mon she doesn't even really blame you she has one hot dead bod]

Besides, I'm not even talking about me. Raggedy Ann over there looks like she's seen some shit.

[nookie]

The only two people I'm fairly certain I can't kill...and one had to be you.

[yourpiecenow]

Don't worry, I'm sure there'll be more zombies you can fuck before our story ends. You can play the killing field.

Until then, be thankful I'm hot. It makes it slightly less gross.