actually haven't seen thor 2 )8 but cap omg

[repulsors]

So this is how it's gonna be, huh? You only whipping me out when you feel like, collecting dust in the attic? Yeah, that's not gonna work out for me. Same goes for your constant screeching about Captain Boy Scout and Black Widow; I uh. I think you're reaching Mariah Carey levels of sound.

Not a good thing, by the way.

Hop to, kid. I'm tired of hanging around like this. If you don't stir things up, I will.

And, ew, no: Agent Coulson is not "the cutest fanboy". Ugh. Coulson and cute don't belong in the same sentence.