» paper man ( 2009 )

[imaginably]

I don't know if you've heard, but - I'm a retired imaginary friend.

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[administer]

Can't imagine the pension's worth much.

[imaginably]

Nope.

On the other hand, no one's coming after me for taxes.

[administer]

It's the little things.

[imaginably]

Ah, yes. The little things. The little really tiny things. Like getting the short end of a stick.

Out of Richard's head and still getting stuck with another lovely, well-adjusted person.

[Captain Sarcasm. That should have been his name.]

[administer]

Well, you know — I hear it's tough getting work when you don't actually exist.

[ Speaking of lovely and well-adjusted, meet Detective Loki. ]

[imaginably]

Ha! Me? I've never worked a day in my life.

Unless you count babysitting. For over forty years. But that was just for fun.

[And then he was finally told to go away.

(It's not like he misses him or anything.

Baka.)]

And technically, you don't exist, either.

[administer]

[ He snorts to himself; alright, he earned that. Bested by an imaginary friend. Go fucking figure. ]

What was that like, babysitting for fun?