dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: codename kids next door

[He can only stare with wide eyes, slightly horrified by what he'd seen.]

I...I wouldn't -

[But he has to stop himself, the words dying in his throat. Because he knew he very well could.]

W-Well...I mean...It hasn't been made yet, right? So things could be different. Besides, there could be a very good reason why I'm...like that...

[Easier to pass the blame than accept the guilt, huh?]

Shut up! You don't know what happened!

[The problem, though, is neither does he. And that's what scares him the most.]

numbuh_362

You want to send me where?

Oh no, I see what you're thinking there, mun. I'm hoping that you aren't serious about this. Like one of your dry humorless adult jokes. Here I had thought that I had escaped your oppressive hold on me. I know this place you want to send me to has a lot of kids that are in need of the KND to free them from the shackles of tyranny we swore to eradicate but the things I would be forced to do... I'd rather wear a frilly dress while eating a mountain of broccoli and brush my teeth! I refuse to go. I am not your plaything.

Thankfully your threat is hallow seeing how you are already apping another unfortunate victim this cycle.

spankhappy

N...N-No...No!

Wh...What have you done?!

numbuh5

Really, now, ya think Numbuh Five will just let ya get away with this? If ya wanna ruin th' lives of already-messed-up adults by puttin' them in these whack-o games of yours, then go for it but th' moment ya lay hands on a kid.... ohhh, that's going too far! Numbuh Five ain't gonna stand for it and she ain't gonna let you control her, you bein' adult and all, and don't ya have some teenager's application to work on anyways? Or more writing for that other dude? Ugh, paperwork.

How is that any fun? Numbuh Five will never understand your kind. And no, no, you are not ever puttin' me in no game. Numbuh Five already told you, she ain't your puppet!

numbuh_362

Really? This again?

Forcing me into that delightful dictatorship, Mayfield wasn't enough for you? You had to drag me over here? I've just had about enough of your adult tyranny! I'm making my stand! No matter what horrors you put me through, whether it be button-up shirts or the outright slavery of chores will able to take away the spirit of the Kids Next Door!

My fellow Kids Next Door! If you're out there listening to this, rise up against the mun threat! We will not go quietly into the night! The faces of our enemy may be different but underneath it’s the same adult tyranny that we have always sworn to eradicate! They might try to divide us but together we are strong!

Kids Next Door Rules!

numbuh_one

...

...You must be joking...

Are you out of your mind? What makes you think that I would ever want to be controlled by an adult?! That would go against every principle of the Kids Next Door! Not to mention you keeping me trapped here in your...your...headspace, and using me for your ridiculous whims is just another form of adult tyranny that I would be more than happy to fight.

So we can do this the easy way, and you just forget this whole thing...or we can do this the hard way.

...What? No, I don't want you playing the spank-happy-vampire version of me! That wouldn't even make any sense! That was just a one-time thing, and we took care of that problem a long time ago!

...I don't want you playing any version of me! I just want you to let me out of here! I've got more important things to do than to sit here and entertain you...like taking care of those "centers"...Yes, like the one you work at. Oh, I know what you do...forcing kids to go to your center after school and making them do additional work. That's torture in its cruelest form.

...You know, on second thought, maybe I will stick around for a while...just to keep an eye on you. Might as well make sure you don't ruin any more children's lives...

ohcrud

Look, I dunno what a mun-whatchamacallit is so listen, lady! For the last time, I am not going to any cruddy game! What kind of name is 'gargleblasted' anyway? It sounds too stupid to me. If I'm gonna go anywhere it's gotta have a better name, that's for sure.

So quit talkin' 'bout sending me to places already! I already felt sick when you started talkin' about homework. [Cringe.]

ohcrud

Ay! Mun! How the crud are you so sure that the Civil War wasn't fought over bacon? You're not makin' any kind of sense with all that 'freedom' junk. Who wants to be free from bacon? Nobody, that's who! I say, take all the bacon! If there's a fight, then fight but I'd be the one with all the bacon!

Yeah yeah I know you don't believe me, but how do you know that there wasn't any bacon involved? That's a pretty big deal! I bet those cruddy adults put the wrong stuff in books so they can have all the bacon to themselves!

[Pause because laughing.]

It's not funny!

modelchildren

~To Whom It May Concern~

WE RESPECTFULLY DECLINE THE OFFER OF TIME IN YOUR HEADSPACE. FATHER WILL BE MOST DISPLEASED SHOULD WE DISRUPT OUR SCHOLARLY ATTENDANCE RECORD.

~Sincerely, the Undersigned~

Ashley Uno
Bruce Uno
David Uno
Lenny Uno
Ogie Uno

battlestations

Never thought I'd see you again.

You know, I trusted you despite my better judgment. Oh, you said you weren't like the other adults, that with you I could accomplish great feats for kidkind. But then you deliberately forced me into helplessness, a prison in my own mind, after I begged you not to do it... There are healthier ways to deal with depression. A year of time-out is on-par with the worst villains we fight. I won't forget that, Mundane.

I'm not going to ask you to bring my friends back. What I am going to do is finish what I started. The new KND is going to free every kid. Whether you support that effort is your own business.

rainbowmonkeys

Oh, wow, Munnie! I'm really excited to be out and stuff again!

...Huh? Oh, I know we probably won't see any of the others. And... It's really, really bad to say, I know, but maybe that's a good thing.

Also, I don't know why you think that thing looks like I did as a kid. It's a Pokémon, not a kid. And the baby ones don't look like Rainbow Monkeys, silly! You don't know what you're talking about; Rainbow Monkeys aren't like Pokémon at all. They're much better.

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Entries tagged with canon: codename kids next door

Mun is screaming (xposted to Dear Player)

Mun had a bad idea.....

Because the mun couldn't help herself

she has a point...

Dusting off Muse aka Rachel 4 Prez

Because sudden nostalgia kick

Looking at gargleblasted! App already started.

Bringin' it back... with bacon. :|b

Voices-testing

going back to mayfield_rpg

Canon is Codename: Kids Next Door. Yyyup. Also AU, obviously.

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