nothing to do but rewatch when the internet's down -also voicetest!

[mulefritters]

Now lookie here, missy. I know you've heard tell that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. And flattered, I am. Within reason. But I'm here to tell ya to knock it off. I've got a zoo to run and no time for your wishy-washy ways. The only game I want a part in is a good round of horseshoes or the good father's bingo. You can think it's a real ball to have me in some collection of yours but it won't keep. You'll get bored. An old warhorse like me isn't of any interest to you and you'll let me to rot. Just be sure to get me back to the proper stable before then.

And before you start, sweetheart:

My life revolves around dealing with jackasses. One more won't make me bat an eye.

Comments

/slow clap, that's great

[casaerotica13]

Not sure they appreciate being called jackasses, but as they only control all of our actions and the entire world in which we live, I'm sure it ain't gonna be no thing.

Bingo sounds exciting, though.

:D

[mulefritters]

I never called the lady anything but a sweetheart. [Don't start, boy, he knows how this works.]

[casaerotica13]

Right, right, of course. [Sure, sure, yeah.]

These, uh, mun people, though. They're not much for the knocking it off thing. They really get a kick out of jumping in our heads and making us do the salsa all day long. Don't worry, though. It only gets bad when they're in the mood for it, so... try to stay cheery! [Think happy thoughts.]

Like that zoo of yours. I'm sure it's great and all, but everyone enjoys a change of scenery at some point, right?

[hearschoppers]

Colonel Potter! Oh, you sure are a sight for sore eyes, sir. Not that I can see how someone'd get bored with you or anything, I mean.

[mulefritters]

Sore eyes? Might want to have your prescription checked, son.

[He hopes the boy won't take that seriously, so a hand goes up to signal he'll continue.]

It's good to see you too, Radar. How are they treating you?

i love you *^*

[petitepontif]

A-ah... is that k-kind of language really necessary?

I'm s-sure she means well. She wouldn't have picked you if she d-didn't like you o-or something a-about you.

hahah thanks- and sorry this is late!

[mulefritters]

[This is a strange one. What's with the get-up, he'd ask, but he hates to say he'd seen more extravagant attire on boys before.]

Must have been the language.

[But he's not an ass himself, so he does feel a little bad for making the guy uncomfortable.] You're right, it wasn't necessary. I won't apologize because I still feel it was deserved, but I promise I won't say that anymore. [Better?]

it's totally okay!

[petitepontif]

[Alec is kind of special.]

Th-thank you, I a-appreciate that. And I'm sure there are o-others who will appreciate it as w-well.

[beforetights]

Wow, you own a zoo? That's much better than anything you can find in a game!

[mulefritters]

I'm C.O. of a MASH outfit. Four-Oh-Seven-Seven. Considering all my officers act like animals, I thought the comparison was more than fair and even a little kind.

[beforetights]

Oh, alright.

[He looks a little disappointed.]

What's a MASH?