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[runsaway]

I don't know what part of you thought this was a good idea. I'd have hoped that being stranded in a Lovecraftian Hellhouse would be enough. But encouraging...them?

Seriously?

I feel like I should be hopeful, but in all honesty...angels aren't really living up to their reputation. Cas is a nice guy and all (both of him), but...

[ It probably would help if you weren't so far behind, huh? ]

You think?

I'm at a pretty big disadvantage, here. Thanks for noticing. The fact that I'm apparently going to be down the hall from the devil isn't helping either.

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[over_identifies]

The devil? The devil-devil?

[runsaway]

The devil-devil.

[over_identifies]

Huh.

[Samantha looks analytically curious. She's pretty early in canon. Ignorance is bliss.]

And...angels?

[runsaway]

Yeah. It's...not exactly what you'd think.

[ What he thinks, which is consequently the same as her...right? ]

[over_identifies]

I knew they were real. I knew it.

[Priorities, Samantha. have them.]

But...um...the devil? What exactly...how...

Guessing salt doesn't work?

[runsaway]

Honestly?

[ He exhales slowly through his nose. ]

I'm not sure what does. He's an angel, not a demon.

[deiform]

Lucifer does tend to be pretty obnoxious. Mine does, anyway. He also dresses like a stripper.

[runsaway]

...That's an image I never thought I'd--...

[deiform]

Don't try imagining it, it's pretty terrifying. He has this pink boa he wears.. I've tried to tell him that's the least tempting thing for me ever, but Lucifer wouldn't be Lucifer if he didn't keep trying.

[runsaway]

Yeah, uh...that sounds painful.

[ Not helping him clear his thoughts of the image by describing it, though. ]

[deiform]

[ sorry sam 8'( ]

Maybe yours is classier. Though I hear he's pretty scary.

[notaloveinterest]

At least they're not all trying to lock you up and protect you from everything.

[runsaway]

...That was Plan A, actually.

[ He's just stubborn.

Sorry that's happening to you though, Jo. ]

[notaloveinterest]

[ She grins, pleased. ]

Did you perform a daring escape, or just manage to wear them down?

[runsaway]

A little of A, a little of B?

[ It kinds of narrows your options when one of them is trying to kill you. ]

[notaloveinterest]

Any tips on how to get past them?

[fiddle_of_gold]

Sam, you got me all wrong, buddy. Humanity likes to blame their problems on me, but really, most of them you do to yourselves.

Besides, I just want to be friends, get to know you, a little bonding. You're still far too young to be my vessel.

[runsaway]

[ He's not going to argue that--because people can be pretty awful...but they can be pretty wonderful, too. ]

Friends. You want to be friends.

[fiddle_of_gold]

I know you Winchesters aren't the most social types, but surely you don't need me to explain friendship.

[Seriously, Sam, you're so like Satan it's scary. Check out the bitchface he's giving you.]

[runsaway]

[ Do they need to watch My LIttle Pony or something? ]

I didn't think you were capable of friendship. Isn't your contempt for humanity kind of a defining personality trait?

[ Right back at'cha. ]

[fiddle_of_gold]

Well, that's the tricky part, you see, you're special. You and me were made for each other and...for better or worse, that required you to be human.

Unfortunate, I know, but no way around it.

[And wait for it, here comes the best news:]

You, Sammy, get a free pass.

[lucency]

The devil. The devil is in Zelien? [ that's unexpected. christianity isn't exactly her forte (at all), but that doesn't sound good. obviously. ]

[runsaway]

...Yeah. Capital D.

[ You're a nice girl ): He doesn't want to tell you this. ]

[lucency]

That's not - you can at least put in for a room switch, right? [ THAT'S NOT THAT EFFECTIVE. ]

I wish I could be more surprised.

[runsaway]

I'm not sure if that would do much, but...

[ Angels can appear wherever they want but piece of mind is something, isn't it? ]

Zelien doesn't have the best reputation, does it?