Kristoff [Frozen]

[pun_gent]

Look, I get it, you're excited. Excitement is good. Goals, hobbies, all that -- great stuff. But honestly I don't really know where you think you're going to get playing a guy like me. I'm not exactly what you'd call a people person, and I really don't think I'd do well in a big city.

Unless, you know. It was an ice city. That'd be pretty cool. A big ice castle, ice stairs, ice walls, ice light poles, ice post office, ice people... [he gazes off into the distance, sighing happily]

Way easier to talk to, ice people. Give it a try. You'll see.

Comments

[trinariffic]

OMG, what a dweeb! [Hysterical laughter]

[pun_gent]

Uh. What's a tweeb?

[trinariffic]

Oh, I'm sorry! That wasn't very ice of me! [Still cracking up]

[pun_gent]

Oh, you were trying to-- yeah, a joke. [weak laugh] That was good, that was-- you know, haven't heard it a thousand times or anything.

[trinariffic]

Why not give a city a try? It'd probably do wonders in helping you become, y'know, a regular person.

[snehjerte]

Ice people?? That's not a thing.

[pun_gent]

It's totally a thing! Look, who's the ice expert here?

[snehjerte]

I think that would be my sister? She did make Olaf.

[pun_gent]

... okay, point.

But see, she made Olaf. Out of what again? 'cause I forget.

[snehjerte]

Snow! Which is... not ice.

[pun_gent]

Uh huh.

[snehjerte]

Well, it's not! It's... Softer! Like a pillow.