Mun feels no shame

[iridium_undone]

So the part where I'm supposed to thank you for pulling me into this aether for whatever it is you pulled me into this aether for, it's not going to happen. Yeah, I know you think you're clever for this username, but I am not-so-much amused. Frankly it was a time I would much rather forget, thankyouverymuch.

But since I'm here and since you're determined to toss me about, you might as well find me something fun to play with. I wouldn't mind running a few more ops; that was tons of fun!

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[undid_iridium]

[SUP.]

[iridium_undone]

Well this is not what I was promised.

[SO NOT AMUSED RIGHT NOW. His holographic form crosses its arms and leans back slightly.] I'm not going to bother asking if you have any remorse for what you did. Just -- try not to do it here, okay? I'd really rather not spend my first day out trying to shake off your tehcno-voodoo.

[undid_iridium]

We don't always get what we want in this place; I think you'll find something to amuse yourself, however. Possibly far from me.

[iridium_undone]

I can probably find several things to amuse me. Hopefully babysitting you won't be one of them.

[coffeebeforescience]

Babysitting me? Don't underestimate me again.

[iridium_undone]

Oh, trust me Doc; I won't.

Hence the babysitting.

[originalcopy]

[mutter] Yeah great, just what we all need, another potentially crazy AI. [/mutter]

Welcome to the joy of having a mun, they all think they're fuckin' clever... especially with the names.

[iridium_undone]

Hey, I'll have you know I've still got my best years ahead of me yet. ][He's amused, though.]

They do seem to take particular pride in them, don't they?

[originalcopy]

uh huh, and if you were going nuts I'm sure you'd be all upfront about it. [he makes an amused 'tsk' sound]

Too much pride. They seem to think they're funny but honestly sometimes they just don't make any sense.

[iridium_undone]

You sound like you've had experience with this in the past. [Subtle suggestion that Church isn't acting the most sane right now if he's this adamant about it ...]

Or sometimes too much sense.

[originalcopy]

I've met a crazy AI or two in my time. [He's been crazy and right now he's as sane as he's ever going to get, not that he counts because he's totally not an AI thanks.]

Sometimes they just like to be assholes.

Speaking of which, muns also love to toss us into stupid or dangerous situations for shits and giggles. Just know that however nice they try to make a game or a meme sound... it's probably going to suck.

[iridium_undone]

[Totally just a ghost, right?]

So far my mundane hasn't bothered trying to sugar-coat the 'horror/survival' setting she has in mind for me. Says she needs a little practice before she tosses me in, though, so I'm at least safe for that long. Longer if I can convince her to mess it up.

[originalcopy]

[boo motherfucker!]

And how's that going to work out? I mean don't you AI need a ship's computer or something to get around?

[iridium_undone]

She seems to think it'd be funny to make me human for the experience. As much as I'm curious about it, I'm not that ecstatic about the idea.

[originalcopy]

With the words 'horror' and 'survival' attached, I don't blame you.

[iridium_undone]

I know, right? I won't exactly have the skill sets as a human to be nearly as effective as any of the others. I don't like the looks of that steep learning curve I'll have to stumble my way up.

[originalcopy]

I'm sure once you get past wonders of biology... I mean, you're an AI so you'd still be pretty smart right?

[iridium_undone]

oh, but of course! I'm just saying there's probably a distinct difference between the physical and intellectual. I control the electrical synapses that make Infinity go but a human body? A lot more intuitive and complicated. Not to mention messy.

[spartancommander]

Roland, you should let your mundane have their fun while it lasts. Otherwise who knows what horrible things they'll do to you if they get bored. [Headtilt]

Though now that I think about it, it might be a little harder to do with an AI.

[iridium_undone]

Oh no, she's quite capable of putting me through as much 'fun' as she does anyone else, rest assured.

Partly why I'm not too keen on giving her the benefit of cooperation.

[spartancommander]

I wish you the best of luck at it then. Hopefully it works out better for you than it did for me. [Her lips twisted in a decidedly wry expression.]

Sadly, I've yet to see Spartan Miller poke his head up anywhere so I'm afraid you'll have to find someone else to get riled up if you're looking to relieve your boredom. [Palmer said with a hefty dose if irony in her voice.]

[iridium_undone]

The world could do with a lot more of Miller. Not a bad kid. I'm sure there's got to be someone I can pester, where ever I end up.

[Oh he's so amused. New people! Always a fun time.]

[spartancommander]

[That earned him a quiet snort and the attempt at repressing a smile. Poor Jared.] Trust me, Roland, this place could seriously do with some more IV's. I'm surrounded with nothing but II's over at that horrible game my mundane has thrown me into. Not exactly the most personable bunch there, let me tell you.