About a certain new friend she made.

[potato_powerhouse]

No! It's not like that! We barely know each other! Just cause we flirted doesn't mean I'm interested beyond friendship and you all need to stop!

And...and besides, you know how the bigger bunch are. I could be lewd as you please and they would still just see me as cute and small. And Roegadyn are the biggest! So stop thinking up silly things and let me enjoy someone who likes mischief as much as I do.

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[swordtouch]

What... seems to be the problem?

[potato_powerhouse]

My mun...thinks that a new member of the free company I run with and I get along exceptionally well. I think we will just stay friends, though. He's much too large.

[Which she does actually like, but...the mechanics are a little scary to say the least.]

Bad enough one of my leaders tried to set me up with a Lalafell old enough to be my daddy.

[notspoony]

[There might be a smirk on this bard's face as he crosses his arms!]

It is but to be expected a lady as fair as you should attract attentions. Yet I should think you much mistaken! I fancy your said beauteous countenance should be viewed by all (even us tallfolk) with as much veritable lust and longing deemed appropriate.

[Now that's over!]

... How fare you, Shoshosu?

[potato_powerhouse]

[Eep! She's not going to be in as teasing of a mood. She blushes and giggles nervously. She hides her face, waving at him.]

I... I am to small for you too, lad! And other than matchmaking Company Leaders, I'm doing well.

[notspoony]

[Alas, poor Shoshosu doesn't realize that Momodi was one of his more distant conquests. Of course, the mechanics of going that far are... yeah. Still! He's laughing. Not at you, Shoshosu - more the fact you're thinking of mechanics. ]

...Right to the point, I see!

Ah, but in my mind, and the minds of most bards I'll have you know, "beauty" is the trait required to make the heart love and to long. And that, my dear, along with a mind most sound and strength most profound, is undoubtedly one of your traits. And all Ul'dah is quite the better for it! Even if plausibility of that is nigh inconceivable.

[A small pause.]

You should pay them in kind. Miners are a quite excellent choice!

[potato_powerhouse]

[It's the only excuse she really has to not go after tall people. Intimacy is a big deal, Thancred! A big deal!]

I'm not as strong as I wanna be yet. I still have a bit til' I can suplex a train. But I thank you, lad.

[For some reason, the way he worded that made her relax. Maybe because she can segway it into something not...embarrassing.]

Well, that won't be good. She's married already.