Aw. I miss you too. Remember that one place you put me in that made Darktown look like the Golden City? I recall only the happiest of memories. [Like that time he saw an illusion of an ogre pummeling Fenris to death. That was nice. Or learning that Bethany died again. Somehow. Or...]
Needless to say, our relationship has evolved to the "complicated" stage. You know me and my love for stability!
Hmmm. Hmm. I can see why you'd be drawn to me. You do like strong characters, don't you? But what's this about.... games? I need to get back to Fairy Tail.
...You want to gt used to my voice? I believe you can buy lacrima to record it... Shall I lead the way to the market?
So you decided to drag me out of the basement, because Malcolm is now the Doctor and you've seen people posting with him? (P.S., the thought of that is terrifying. Like watching Robot Wars with more metal being torn to shreds.)
Well, fan-fucky-tastic. I love being played with whenever you're bored. It's my favourite thing to do. I sit around waiting for you to pick me up and put me back down.
... Oh wait. No, I don't. I try to have a life, and a job. And, basically, you're not going to do a very good job picking me up when you're not even in the same country as the DVDs.
Can we just cut to the part where I can go back to work, please?
Geez, some of this stuff is embarrassing. Do you really have to read that...?
It's really late. Look, can't this wait until tomorrow? I'm all for 'reviewing' but don't you have other things to worry about apart from me and Hikaru? Like sleep?
You know, Miss Mun, I don't think I really get you or this whole... business. Firstly, you're being pretty quiet about your intentions for keeping me around this place, and secondly, that redheaded man who's also here keeps laughing at me. Is this because of the whole, um, "username" thing? I thought that it was supposed to be a joke... Not really a good one, but... You get the picture.
...Actually, you know what, I think we should just start with how this whole place works. I mean, I've traveled a lot in my lifetime but I've never seen a place like this before. Could you at least tell me how that works? Please?
((Translation: I don't want to go to that city, you already play Jack Frost there anyway and you can't play both of us. What about Soul Campaign (Death City) or some other place? You can do it!))
Don't worry so much. You wrote a really good app. It's a bummer Twilight won't be there, but I understand. She probably had important things to do back where she came from. [Flash pauses.] Would've been nice to get a better goodbye, but we'll always have the Fall Formal, you know?
So anyway, I think this is a good idea for you. You may be nervous about playing a canon character, I just don't get it. You've watched the movie three times already and you got it yesterday. Just stay calm and everything will be fine, you'll see. Maybe I'll even be able to put together a band or something. It's not that intimidating compared to how 'weird' canon is. (I still don't get why you're weirded out by everyone's skin tones. Blue and purple are just races like black or white... your world sounds boring, Mun. No offense meant.) Besides, you said maybe you might be able to find canonmates, right?
Then you should be happy. This will go fine. And I appreciate the icons. Can't wait to learn Bending, either, but I have one request: I want my guitar with me in Nautilus, ASAP. I can't survive without Sunny. [...you named your guitar Sunny, Flash?]
Mundane, if you are so insistent on getting anywhere with this "roleplaying" arrangement may I make the suggestion that you simply do it?
Contrary to popular belief I understand and even encourage thoroughly analyzing a situation rather than rushing in all willy-nilly, and that most--especially organics such as yourself--are generally not capable of processing information as quickly as I am. However there comes a point in time when reviewing information over and over and over becomes an excuse for procrastination and leaves certain bots indefinitely hanging with nothing at all to do except dwell on the fact that there is nothing at all to do until all this energy stored from doing nothing at all drives them up the wall and right out of their processor!
I'm already doing my half of the job by talking. It's about time you do yours.
You do realize the movie IS NOT about me? Right? That could be, perhaps, why your search is coming up rather finite, my dear friend.
As much as you and I would prefer it be because they are saving the crowning jewel- that is far too arrogant for both our standards and you know it. Personally, after watching Clary and Jace make snide comments back and forth about taking each others clothes off- I am rather ready to retire from this escapade.After reading all the books, I know there will most certainly be no shortage of THAT going on. At least on young Mr. Jace-......whats his name now's end at least.
-Magnus Bane. High Warlock of New York The Guinness World Record Holder for Longest Take-Out-Food binge.
My situation isn't relevant when I'm in the middle of staging a rescue. With the way things are going they'll find out when we deal with that bastard, Reed. Hopefully by then Fury's little team would have caught up so I won't have to repeat myself.
Let's be honest here for a moment. Maybe I don't want to go to a game. Sure, you might disagree, but face it. If I want to be stuck in a small place? I want to choose to be there. It's not exactly a bad thing to be outside the rules and walls. Christa could learn a thing or two.
But hey, it's not like you're going to change your mind, is it?
It's a really bad idea. What happened to Leomon was sad and what happened with Takato was just as sad. Why do you wanna show everybody Megidramon? Guilmon doesn't like those memories.
[He shifts uncomfortably, letting out a low moan.]
There's lots of nicer memories you could show, like when Guilmon and Takato became Dukemon! That's a nice memory. Can't you do that? I think that would make Juri happier than if she saw Megidramon again.
Ah! You have finished my personality and history sections of your application scroll! I am so glad that you have done so, Miss Mun. I know that Mother and Father and Sisters and Little Brother shall be worried when I am gone, but I think of the tears I shall cry and the tea I shall drink and warm sunlight I shall walk under, and I cannot feel any shame for my desires. Though I love them, my family, they must understand that I have earned my right to roam -- to meet those of the Surface like my Brave Hidesato.
I want to know more. Oh please, don't rethink my desires, Miss Mun.
I'm not surprised you're finding it difficult. The one real friend I've made so far has been dropped, the preponderance of teenage characters makes it difficult for me to connect with a lot of the cast, and it's not like I'm going to bump into that many of my students as part of the game. (Bit of a relief, really. This is the last thing eight-year-olds need to be pulled into.) You don't feel like I'm of much help overall, and I'm mostly inclined to agree. And let's face it, this doesn't seem to be the sort of place that'll attract anyone else from my canon, if it hasn't so far.
At least you put in the proper notice so I won't be dropped for you. And if you do decide to let me go, hey, it's been a good run. Don't stretch it to the point of ridiculousness because someone's bringing in a character you want to interact with, though.
Has it been twenty years already since I opened a doorway to Makai? My, time does fly when you're dead. So you resurrected me because you have always identify with me and my views? Interesting. Truth be told, the peace I sought in death wasn't as completely fulfilling as I had hoped. Oh, I don't regent the time I spent floating in the limbo between life and death with Itsuki at all. It was indeed a tranquil rest with him looking after me. Nevertheless, it was missing something....
I would like to have a rematch with Yusuke. Fighting him in Makai was the happiest time of my life. Having someone to battle who was my equal in power was a revelation. I understand he's gotten even stronger since my demise, that he reach the very summit of S-class Youkai. What a thrilling prospect it would be to face him again. I was never the underdog in a fight until the very end. Perhaps a battle to the finish the way he wanted it would give me the full catharsis I still seek.
Ask for resuming the Trial of Humanity, I'll consider it....
While your sadomasochistic nature is not much of a secret: Really? Are you really having this much fun over tormenting me? All this joy you derive out of all this is a little - hmm - unsettling?
No, that's an understatement. A bit frightening and morbid and disturbing? That's a better fit.
Well, at least one of us is having a good time with all of... this. And don't even talk to me about the recent canon update. I'd... No, "do you have a splitting headache" is not at all appropriate.
Have you considered a position with the Decepticon Justice Division? No, really, you should consider it. You'll fit right in.
Oh la, my dear you must be rather ill - either in mind or body - to think that I would do well in a world where I am being forced to roam about with pirates!
If there is any argument you could issue, I would like to preface it with this: I am not keen to leave my husband. Or my brother for that matter. We've only just managed to start our lives over again in England and here you have me giving up that happiness for this adventure!
While I might have been less angry about this in my youth I can tell you now that your fantasies of my being a lady pirate are more fictional than I could ever be.
And as a consummate actress, that is a feat unto itself is it not?
I find it extremely insulting that you blame everything you've done so far on my face, especially with the adjectives that tend to come before it. I can hardly help the face I was born with, and nothing ill has befallen it since I have become an adult. I would be doubly insulted had I been scarred or maimed in some fashion and you still felt it appropriate to talk about it in such negative ways.
As for your addiction with putting ridiculous words next to these little pictures, I can only say that I hope you find a better method to work out whatever it is that is ailing you, because you clearly have something hidden away that needs to be resolved. This would, ordinarily, not be my concern, as you are not my patient.
If you are to finish this application, so be it. I would suggest you come up with a "third power" before you settle, however. I am a man with a great deal of potential. Surely you can come up with another.
As far aliases: I live in Baltimore, but this does not mean I'm so enamored with the city to fall back on something associated with it.
Nor am I inclined to anything that has to do with ripping, though that is marginally more tolerable than a monogamous bird that makes its nests close to shrikes. Surely you see the insult in that, do you not?
Gee, I knew you had it in you, mun! Or should I call you Cap'n? ...Miss Cap'n?
Speaking of Captains, is Cap'n K'nuckles around here anywhere? Cause I mean it's not an adventure without my real Cap'n....but who am I kidding, EVERYTHING'S an adventure! If he does show up, I'll just keep to myself 'bout how you were jokin' about how Cap'n Knuckles could be a whale as far as you know, which is why you gave me that neat username! Bubbie's the only whale I know, but I know plenty of folks who've called Cap'n K'nuckles a whale.
I refuse to go to a new world, mundane. I don't care how good of a cast it has. If anything, that's all the more reason why I can't go to a place like that. If anything happens to them because of me...
You're beginning to anger me, mundane. That's not a good idea.
I have things I need to do. I don't have time to sit around and chat. I have to get back on the road.. Sam and Dean are getting way too close to things that are going to be way over their heads.
I don't care if you say it turns out okay in the end. Those are my sons. So stop bullshitting and get out of my way.
You are seriously considering placing me - who has gone out of his way to find the most isolated spot on my world and avoid human contact to the point of shutting myself off to the world - in a human city, whose only scraps of a natural world are populated by mindless blood-thirsty beasts?
I must say, you have once again proved me wrong. I had thought you could not get any stupider, but I was wrong. Your idiocy knows no bounds, now can we please move on from this?
I'm glad you decided to let me out after keeping me technically inside the cupboard under the stairs. That being your headspace. Now, maybe I can see some of my friends again like Ron and Hermione. One thing I do miss more than anything else is Quidditch. Getting on my broom again is what I really want to do more than anything else.
[Because this boy loved his Quidditch. Who doesn't?]
If I see a Malfoy around here, I'll have to watch out for him. [Slimy git.] Anyway, it's nice to be back.
I fail to see how this will help further my plans, especially with some unknown Ascendant sticking their noses into it. At least the Empress is uninformed as she ever was, no matter how close her hounds have gotten. Her suspicions remain unconfirmed - one more worry to juggle as she stretches herself thin.
[ Revenge is a dish best served cold. Very cold. ]
This whole affair is more to Shadowthrone's tastes, not mine; even he would have little patience for it - for all that he loves games and schemes.
And I mean mun REALLY ain't happy. Hours with no net access then a fussy motherfuckin' wriggler, and now all this smartphone business. He just ain't pleased with the state of things. Protip bro: bring your own laptop next time. Even if you can't get online, at least you will be able to finish that art you're always sayin' you need to get done
[[I guess I should be happy I can get on at all but ffffffff I don't know how some of y'all can do the whole typing with your thumbs thing. The laptop here's all freezy every time I try to open a browser window so best I bcan do is a borrowed phone.]]
Look, I'm glad you're all excited, but in case you hadn't noticed we're kind of in the middle of a war. Big battle with the Juubi? Ringing any bells? So if you'd kindly put me back-
No I-
Look-
LISTEN, I have more important things to do than play around with you! And even if I didn't, I don't appreciate your 'voice testing' me in that love hotel place you gross perv. Besides, no one even plays characters from my 'fandom' anymore do they?
Lastly? You can forget this 'SakuHina' crap. Just because you read one sleazy fancomic doesn't mean I'm gonna go along with this. I really don't care how good the art is.
Well, I never expected this. It seems like the people here you've dubbed as muses are as dependent on you muns as the people in my world are dependent on the Score.
[uh...you don't need to be so cynical there Original Ion...]
Why not? It's true. There's nothing wrong with that.
[Except, Ori!Ion here just wants to watch his whole world burn. Because he had to read that stupid thing and find out he wasn't going to live very long. Now he's being danced around like a puppet on strings again. He'd thought death would be his final escape. No longer having his life dictated by a piece of rock or words of another person. Granted he didn't want to die, but, neither does he want to live in a world where he has no say in anything.]
Right so I know why you're trotting me out again, darling, clearly you miss me and I can also fill a void and allow you to continue to play with all these lovely people you adore.
I'm useful I know, possibly one of the most useful and helpful muses you have. There's one small part however, that I wish you could reconsider.
Is this test mandatory? I haven't heard anything from City Council about it, and everyone likes my voice as it is. But if it's mandatory I suppose that's alright.
I think one of your Es wandered out of my name, too. *No, that was a style choice.* Oh. Well, I guess three Es in a row are a little much.
Can I get back to my show now? I need to tell everyone about the scaly, venomous tigers that are having their once-a-decade migration down 666th Street.
[He gives a long heavy sigh...like a parent would give a frustrating child]
Why are you having me pick fights with Miss Everdeen when it is mother dearest that needs our attention? Oh and let us not forget James...he needs something to do at the castle outside of the drink and the pills.
Get your priorities in check...there is still so much we need to do.
While I'm not the type to complain normally, I feel like I should protest for being dragged away from work. And Aoba-san, of course. It wouldn't do to leave him with Trip the entire time. Who knows what that guy would do to him.
...... Although. I guess if I found somewhere interesting to go, it might be forgivable.
In what dimension is puttin' more than a ton of metal on a wooden boat in the ocean a good idea? With your "game" choices I'm startin' to think you really are out to get me killed--
[ He's fine with anything, game for anything, because he is grateful enough to be moving around again. The memes are fine, interacting with other characters and playing around with 'What-ifs' is perfectly okay by him but on the subject of Jazmine piloting with him this is all Yancy has to say to you, mun: