voice test - completing my trifecta of blonde adventurers

[raisedbywhales]

Gee, I knew you had it in you, mun! Or should I call you Cap'n? ...Miss Cap'n?

Speaking of Captains, is Cap'n K'nuckles around here anywhere? Cause I mean it's not an adventure without my real Cap'n....but who am I kidding, EVERYTHING'S an adventure!
If he does show up, I'll just keep to myself 'bout how you were jokin' about how Cap'n Knuckles could be a whale as far as you know, which is why you gave me that neat username! Bubbie's the only whale I know, but I know plenty of folks who've called Cap'n K'nuckles a whale.

Does that count?

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[telemysticist]

[... Well look who caught absolutely none of what you actually said due to being incredibly distracted by just your voice, Flapjack.
Please tell him he's not losing his mind and hearing things.]

... W-What?

[Seriously what.]

[raisedbywhales]

[Flapjack doesn't seem to notice Gideon's unease at all- or his reason for being uneasy for that matter- addressing him with a bright grin.]

Well hello there friend! Haha, your hair's as tall as I am!

[telemysticist]

--AH!

[He suddenly staggers back. Okay, so he isn't just... imagining that this boy somehow sounds exactly like him. Although without the same dialect.
Flapjack may be cheerful and grinning, but it's clear Gideon's rather freaked out.]

What are you?! Some kinda voice demon?!

[raisedbywhales]

Voice demon...?

[Flapjack frowns, confused- until he himself starts to notice an odd familiarity about Gideon. Of course instead of freaking him out, he seems rather amazed by it.]

Holy cow, that's the best impression of me I've ever heard! Your accent kinda makes it sound a little funny, but it's still great!

Say somethin' else!

[telemysticist]

I ain't doin' an impression!!

[raisedbywhales]

No wait hold on!

"I ain't doin' an impression!"

[Flapjack puts his hands on his hips and copies Gideon's words as best he can, though it's obvious the accent's not at all there. But it's creepy how close he gets.]

See? That was me doin' an impression of you! I think you're just foolin' with me aren'cha?

[telemysticist]

[Gideon screams and jumps away again when Flapjack imitates him almost flawlessly. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEVER DO THAT AGAIN.]

S-STAY BACK! I... I have psychic powers! I could telekinetically rip out your lungs!!

[Except he can't; not anymore, anyway. But Flapjack doesn't need to know that.]

[raisedbywhales]

[Flapjack jumps when Gideon does, wincing.]

G-gee I...I'm sorry! Did I say somethin' wrong...?

[telemysticist]

EVERYTHIN', SO STOP TALKIN'!

[raisedbywhales]

[Again Flapjack jumps, quickly covering his mouth with both hands.

How long does he have to not talk, exactly...?]

[equippedsmile]

Were you really raised by a whale?

[raisedbywhales]

Sure was! Best whale in all the seven seas!

[equippedsmile]

That's actually pretty cool.

[raisedbywhales]

I know, isn't it? Bubbie's the best~

[equippedsmile]

My name's Denzel... whats yours?

[raisedbywhales]

Nice to meet you Denzel! My name's Flapjack.

[equippedsmile]

Sounds delicious.

[raisedbywhales]

Oh gosh, well thank you friend!~

[equippedsmile]

[ he laughs a little. ]

Friends already?

[raisedbywhales]

Well a'course! Why wouldn't you be my friend?

[equippedsmile]

Well um... thanks.

[raisedbywhales]

Hehe, no problem! I always like makin' new friends.

[equippedsmile]

I don't make em all that often.

[raisedbywhales]

Aw really? How come?

[equippedsmile]

Not many kids around my age I guess. I don't get out much either.

[raisedbywhales]

Ooohh...well you gotta get out more! Have adventures and stuff!

[equippedsmile]

I don't think I'm allowed to.

[raisedbywhales]

Wow, really? Why's that?

[eaten_name]

It is not being nice to call people a whale, no?

[raisedbywhales]

[Flapjack giggles.]

Aww, I'm sure my mun's just jokin'. 'Sides, there's nothing wrong with whales!

[eaten_name]

[Well...Flapjack does have a point.]

Is true, Ed is almost making mistake of...thinking something bad. Whale is not something Ed knows.

Whale is not bad for Ed being not knowing.

[raisedbywhales]

[Haha wow you talk funny.]

Whales are great! You should meet one sometime.

[eaten_name]

[You'd talk funny too if you were ostracized for a long time.]

Ed is being happy to see one. Would curly boy take Ed to be seeing whale?

[raisedbywhales]

Sure I would, if I knew where Bubbie was! She's gotta be around here somewhere...