homeless; voice test. (attack on titan) spoilers are probably guaranteed in the comments

[somefaults]

Hey. I'm here alright.

Let's be honest here for a moment. Maybe I don't want to go to a game. Sure, you might disagree, but face it. If I want to be stuck in a small place? I want to choose to be there. It's not exactly a bad thing to be outside the rules and walls. Christa could learn a thing or two.

But hey, it's not like you're going to change your mind, is it?

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[therealsugarbaby]

My mun doesn't know if she wants me in a game either... but that means we're stuck in this odd place, Ymir...

It's strange.

[somefaults]

Life is weird. Can't change that, Christa. [There's a very brief pause then a short, bark of laughter.]

At least there's no walls here, right?

[therealsugarbaby]

Oh! Yes, it's wonderful. [SMILES]

I just worry about the people still back at home.

[somefaults]

Something like that. [Time to ruffle Christa's hair.]

I'm sure they aren't swimming in a titan's belly just yet.

[therealsugarbaby]

Don't just say something like that so casually, Ymir....

[somefaults]

[... Oops. She sighs but she's not going to apologize.]

They're too stubborn to give up so soon.

[notagentleman]

A big game would take a lot of hard work, and that is definitely my most hated phrase of all! You know what I would do? Go up to my mun and spit at them in the face!

Oi, but life ain't exactly peachy like that, ain't it? Say, how hard can you throw a punch? You might be able to knock their head sideways!

[somefaults]

[Ymir is going to stare at him for a moment. She shrugs, stretching her arms behind her neck.]

Wouldn't trying to punch them out be considered 'hard work'? By your definition, that'd mean trying to do that would be just stupid. Whether I could or not doesn't really matter in that case.

[A pause. Then Ymir will yawn and wave one of her hands dismissively.]

Unless you're challenging me to a fight. In that case, you're more of an idiot than I thought.

[notagentleman]

[...wait a fuckin' sec. Did she just...say that sort of shit to him!? Oh hell no, the face he's making shows how absolutely livid he is at the thought of her actually calling him an idiot. Forget that first thing she said, he's already holding cracking up his knuckles, then bring up a hand to his ear.]

Eeeh? What was that? Speak up more clearly, I couldn't hear you with all the bullshit that was coming out of your mouth.

[And with that, he's giving off a very fabulous point in her direction.]

Here I thought you were being cool for a moment, then you gotta go and turn it around and be a complete bitch. Tch, give me a moment here, I'm trying to think up of a way to punish you for what you just said. Maybe I should tickle you to death? Oooh no, maybe a good pinching to your ears will suffice...kehehe...

[somefaults]

[She doesn't appear phased by the pointing. The sad fact is that Ymir is always like this to the majority of people.]

Some could say that being cool and being a bitch is the same thing. Though, really? Tickling? Pinching my ears? Are you a kid? You'd have to touch me first.

[She almost looks amused at that prospect.]

[notagentleman]

[Oho, that's actually making Joseph laugh a bit, as he's pointing to himself.]

What's that? You don't think I could touch you? Well, I've got a little wager for you, then. [He's already digging into his coat pocket, bringing out what seems like a coca-cola bottle.]

I bet you won't be able to snatch this soda bottle out of my hand! If you do, then maybe I'd reconsider on your punishment.

[somefaults]

[She looks at the bottle then back at his face. She's fast but... she places a hand on her hip. It'd be a terrible waste of her gear yet it's worth a shot.]

That? That'll be easy.

[There's a pause then a a grappling hook shoots out at the bottle. He didn't say she had to go over there to grab it. Or that it had to remain in one piece...]

[notagentleman]

[And Joseph's eyes widen as the hook manages to knock the bottle out of his hand, himself watching it fall to the ground. At the last second, though, he manages to pull on a string that he had tied around the neck of the bottle before hand.]

Oooh no! If I was a second later, the soda bottle would have shattered everywhere! I was about to lose my drink there for a second! [But then he shoots a look at Ymir, his eyes narrowing a bit.]

That was quite the trick you had there, even I'm a bit surprised that you managed to knock it out of my hand right there. But! [He's pointing the bottle at her, a smirk coming across his face.] How would you like a drink of this?

[yoursecret]

Do you really think that we could go to a game at all, though?

[somefaults]

Stop it right there. You start talking that way and I might decide to drag both of us to a game. I can bet you that it won't be pretty.

[yoursecret]

W... why is that? Some of them seem interesting!

[somefaults]

They might be interesting but me knocking you out and dragging you there isn't a pretty picture, is it?

[yoursecret]

Of course it wouldn't. But that's not going to happen!

[somefaults]

It will if you continue talking about how we can't get in. Might make me think about doing it just to prove you wrong.

[beschutzer]

I really hope they aren't trying to push you anywhere... It wouldn't be right. You deserve to have that choice, Ymir! Even if you don't want to join a game at all, that should be fine!

[somefaults]

'Course it should be. Then they went and decided they wanted me in a game, anyway. Not sure where... though, I'm not excited about their possible first choice.

[beschutzer]

But that's awful! Where are they trying to send you...?

[somefaults]

A game where you have to die to get into. Can't say I'm fond of that.

[beschutzer]

What?! That's...

I wont let it happen! We'll just run away! Maybe it'd be difficult, but I'm sure it isn't impossible... There has to be some other way!

[somefaults]

[That's her Christa...er, Historia.]

I don't want to be separated, either. If running away was the best way to avoid it, then I'd go with you.