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Christa Renz || ssıəɹ ɐıɹoʇsıɥ || Attack on Titan ([personal profile] therealsugarbaby) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-08-14 04:54 pm

voice test test test (canon is attack on titan)

 Ah... Ms Mun, I'm grateful you chose me... I know you were thinking about it for a long time! 

You said Ymir would be here, so... well, as long as we're together, I don't mind being in a place like this. 
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[personal profile] therealslimshady 2013-08-13 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Thinking about bring you here for a long time, huh? And just why is that?

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[personal profile] therealslimshady 2013-08-13 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, I wonder where you'll be sailing.

You know, that's one of those sexual innuendos here. I might have to have a little word with you, dear sweet 'Ms Mun.'
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[personal profile] therealslimshady 2013-08-13 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, she better not be thinkin' on adding you to any of those sex motels. I'll gut her myself, otherwise.
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[personal profile] therealslimshady 2013-08-13 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
...

You know they have sex motels here, right Christa?
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[personal profile] therealslimshady 2013-08-13 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, terrible awful places with filthy pigs littered throughout just waiting for a beautiful young woman like yourself to come waltzing in. They can just smell it on you, the stink of hormonal youth just waiting to be plugged and breed like the animals they crave to be.

It's why we must go together, Christa. I can't let you dirty your own boots with such swine.
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[personal profile] therealslimshady 2013-08-13 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh--She can make you.

They can make you do anything their discussing minds even slightly quim.

Let me go with you, Christa. I would hate for one of those anythings to happen upon you. Or, at least, without me front and center.
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[personal profile] therealslimshady 2013-08-13 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh no, my dear.

I would never take you somewhere so obscene right away.
You must be a gentlemen to such a fair lady before expecting such things in return for you 'good deeds.'
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[personal profile] therealslimshady 2013-08-13 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
H-Huh?!

[BLUSHES]

Ah-.. I





If ya wanna I guess.. y-you

know

with

me..
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[personal profile] yaeger 2013-08-14 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Are you quitting to go live the easy life?
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[personal profile] yaeger 2013-08-14 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
We need all the people we can get, Krista!