on the subject of possibly waking up at beastlyroses and how that whole process works

[rme]

If it's between Jackson and a dwarf... I'll take the dwarf.

No offense.

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[impatient]

If this is your way of saying you miss me, it sucks.

[rme]

You have a weird way of understanding plain English.

[ bless ur stupid arrogant face mebbe he does BT ]

[impatient]

And you have a weird way of expressing your gratitude for me.

You wouldn't pick the dwarf.

[rme]

I would pick the prince, but there'd be none available.

[impatient]

Excuse you.

[ a general gesture to himself and this face tbh

royalty has arrived thanks ]

[rme]

[ s-snortlaugh. ]

You're funny today.

[impatient]

[ anyone else and that would've annoyed him but he gets a distinct pleasure out of making danny laugh. always have, always will. he settles into a more subdued smile. ]

You can be my squire.

[rme]

[ tbh jackson knows he's pretty, and has enough other people calling him pretty, he can live without danny adding to it. they've known each other since around elementary school, and this is just How It Is. Someone has to give him shit, tbh, and there's the muted danny-smile that comes with it. ]

Seriously? Squire is just glorified stable boy.

[impatient]

And?

[rme]

And I'm not going to shovel your white steed's shit.

[impatient]

If Lydia hears you talking about her like that, she's going to go ballistic.

[rme]

If Lydia hears you calling her an animal you ride around the kingdom, she's going to go ballistic.

[impatient]

Technically, I'm not the one riding her anymore.

[rme]

[ asspained much? he won't mention that ]

She's basically going to murder you if she hears this, I hope you know that.

[impatient]

[ more than even he knows tbh ]

She'll get over it.

[ dismissively, though let's be honest, he's pretty into getting a rise out of her right now. ]

Tell me more about this place.

[rme]

Yeah. Sure she will.

[ This is Danny's 'i'll sing at your funeral ok?' tone. She gon' murder yo ass. But anyway, onto making out with dwarves. He gives a nonchalant shrug. ]

It's like a fairy tale world, I think? You wake up in a glass coffin a la Snow White.

[impatient]

[ . . . ]

Uh-huh.

[rme]

[ this is danny's 'jackson pls' face ]

Because I'd definitely make something like this up for fun.

[impatient]

Who else will be there?

[gildylocks]

Does Jackson not comb his hair properly? [ Gilderoy clutches his pearls Ravenclaw scarf in horror. ]

Do dwarves comb their hair at all?

[rme]

Jackson takes better care of his hair than most things in his life.

...I wouldn't know.

[gildylocks]

Oh, that's wonderful! [ Look at this pure happiness upon learning that someone else also finds their hair the most important thing ever. ]

Do you have a mirror? I forgot mine and I'd very much like to style my own hair.

[rme]

[ stuttered laugh, because oh god, its jackson, if he was a wizard and also not a sarcastic bith 24/7 ]

Not on hand, sorry, no. It looks fine how it is, though?

[gildylocks]

[ Gilderoy wouldn't know sarcasm if it slapped him in the face. He's very... friendly, cheerful and such. He's like the mentally deficient cousin Jackson kept hidden away? ]

I...I do hope so. I can't stand the thought of having... messy hair. [ Don't cry. Don'tcry. Tearing up~~ ]

[rme]

[ ...what even is this person. he would laugh if he wasn't afraid this guy might seriously start crying. omfg are you for real right now dude? ]

It-- yeah. It looks good. I think you'll be okay. [ please don't cry, that will be super awkward. hold on, digging out smart phone and turning on camera so he can see. ] Here. Try that.

[gildylocks]

[ It's... a very young Gilderoy Lockhart. There's no other way to describe it. And he's definitely 'for real', those clueless blue eyes tearing up already. ]

I really don't t- [ But then, his attention is stolen by his own reflection and he inmediately smiles through the tears and fixes his curls. ] Oh... but I look awfully cute today! What was I so worried about?

[skybluejeep]

In a choice between Jackson and a dwarf, I'd pick the dwarf too.

Especially if it was Gimli, son of Gloin. That would rock.

[rme]

You're speaking Nerd again, Stiles.

[skybluejeep]

Oh come on! The LOTR movies are mainstream now, and everybody loves them.

[rme]

Did you just use an internet acronym out loud? [ if you say omfg or tbh, he's going to pretend he doesn't know you ]

[skybluejeep]

LOTR is perfectly acceptable to say out loud, the cast did it in interviews. Now if I'd said LOL you'd have a case.

[rme]

Did you get the twelve disc master set and everything?

[skybluejeep]

Um, of course I did. Getting it any other way is losing half the experience.

[rme]

Nerd comment stands. But if you're that excited about making out with a dwarf, I'll point some your way.

[ btw, that's what the jackson or dwarf argument was for. random forest dwarves kissing people awake :| ]

[skybluejeep]

Whoa. Hang on. You didn't mention making out with. That's a whole different thing.

[rme]

That's how it works. You're asleep in a glass coffin, and either a friend kisses you awake, or one of the dwarves will. [ totally innocent smile. ] I'll keep an eye out for redheads for you.

[ he's totes got your back, bro ]

[skybluejeep]

[have this face]

....As long as he buys me dinner afterward, maybe a movie.

[rme]

I don't think they have movies in fairy tale worlds. [ shrug ] Maybe. Show him your 12 disc set. Maybe Gimli will be flattered.

[skybluejeep]

The second he starts singing "Hi-Ho," I'm outtie.