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So when are you going to send me somewhere again? I'm bored to tears stuck in your head.

Come on, I'm much better than your other muses! Stop ignoring me!

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Ah, I was wondering where you ran off to. The quiet was a bit welcoming.

Quiet, hag. Your jealousy is too much!

Oh so that's the thanks I get for welcoming you, female Lezard!?

[Oh she was going there. The button has been pushed.]

I'm nothing like that four-eyed weirdo! And what kind of welcome was that!?

[Gurl you're gonna get slapped.]

How Lenneth puts up with you I'll never understand. You're just dragging her down with your mediocrity!

Oh and this coming from the harpy that never stops shrieking even during combat? At least I wasn't outclassed by Gandor!

[But you were caught by him--]

Silence, mun!

You little tomboy freak!

[After a few moments she huffs and flips her hair over her shoulder.]

Well, I see you're as cantankerous as ever.

[She growls before sighing. No, arguing today was not what she wanted, though the urge to push Mysty in swamp water was tempting.]

And I see you still can't take a joke.

I can when it's actually funny.

[Scowl.] ...so what have you been up to? Still a man hater?

Doing the same as you, at least in terms of being stuck in my mun's head.

And what have you been plotting? Still after my gem?

Why, Mysty, haven't you got much more important things to do?

Oh, I have plenty of free time on my hands these days, since being separated from my body.

[Dagger eyes. She's still mad at you for that.]

Done any creepy experiments lately?

[ A condescending little smile which Lezard believes is sweet. Despite all his practice in front of a mirror, he hasn't really got sincerity down pat. ] I thought you'd be less closed-minded about my experiments. Should the pursuit of infinite knowledge be deterred by petty academic politics? Really, it's beneath you to think of science as creepy.

You can't help it if your mun is playing favorites.

Just wait until she runs off to do something she considers more important, then appropriate her funds for high-return investment. I recommend shares in risky merchant vessels.

I thought the idea was high-return investments, not have all of my money sink to the bottom of the sea!

[She gives him a glance over. He needs a new haircut and could stand to lose the cabbage smell...]

You risk nothing, you win nothing, girl.

[ He smells fantastic, thank you very much. Like cabbage and rose attar. Yeah, he's been someplace recently. ]

Complaining is not likely to bring about results, Mystina.

[Oh but she's amused.]

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