Re: "Welcome to Storybrooke" (Spoilers in Comments)

[untilmylipsbled]

It seems like the drama is really picking up around there, huh? ...Yes, I'm very curious as to what the writers have me doing during all this, too, but there's no helping that right now. Let's just focus on...whatever it is you've got planned for me in this place.

...Just what DO you have planned for me, anyway?

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[unhand]

Better not to ask. Believe me, you'll be happier the longer you're ignored.

[untilmylipsbled]

Oh? Is that how it is for you?

[unhand]

Oh, don't I wish. No, my lass is all too aware of my existence. Sends me to all sorts of hell holes for her amusement.

[untilmylipsbled]

I think that's unfortunately the same route mine is going to turn to, once she's comfortable with me again.

[unhand]

Oh? Any ideas where you'll be headed? I'd suggest my current home, but... a lady such as yourself would hardly have any interest in it, I'm sure.

[untilmylipsbled]

In regards to a long-term place, not a clue. But she's certainly having no problem throwing me into those frivolous meme pits for the time being.

[She arches an eyebrow.] Perhaps you should let 'the lady' decide for herself, hm?

Just what sort of place is your home?

[unhand]

An island run by a mad goddess of lust who'll kill us if we don't have enough sex.

Not a problem for me, of course.

[untilmylipsbled]

...Ah. [The mun has no icon to properly convey the muse's surprised expression. Awkward clearing of throat-time!]

Nor is modesty, it seems.

[unhand]

Never been one for false humility. I see I was right about your lady-like sensibilities, though.

[untilmylipsbled]

[And guess who feels the need to defend herself.] Hold on, that's not fair - if you're calling me a prude in so many words. Am I shocked? Well, of course, but I think the murderous goddess has more to do with that than the notion of sex!

[Admittedly, her sensibilities get confusing, even for her at times - being both Kathryn Nolan and Princess Abigail is something she's still struggling with.] I am....perfectly fine with sex. I would just prefer it to happen on my own terms. Is that so wrong?

[unhand]

Not wrong at all. But I was right about it not being your ideal home. Course, that mundane of mine seems eager to try and sway you nonetheless. Doesn't make much of a difference to me, though I'd hardly say no to helping you stay alive out there.

guh dat icon <3

[untilmylipsbled]

These mun people do seem to have the strangest whims, don't they? ...Oh hell, now you've got mine thinking!

I see. Well that's very flattering. And...noble, in a manner of speaking. [Although thank goodness Frederick is hardly ever seen in these parts. If her knight heard what this charming devil was saying he'd probably spear the man on the spot. Or at least make the decent threat of doing so - chivalric code and whatnot.]

What did you say your name was?

<3 and may I say it's so cool you playing Kathryn? She doesn't get enough love

[unhand]

Thinking, huh? Does this mean I might be seeing you on sex island? [Also known as amatomnes /subtly enables I mean what.]

I didn't. Most people just call me Hook. [GUESS WHY. GO ON. GUESS.] And you, lass?

Aw, thank you! It's terrible how she's been so forgotten! I grew to love her as a character!

[untilmylipsbled]

Well, I can't make any promises on her behalf, but it's... certainly possible. [Kathryn feels a simultaneous feeling of dread and...excitement? Oh dear. BWAHAHAHAHA]

Hm. That's a complicated question. [She purses her lips together before finally deciding on what name to give.] ...Kathryn. Although many years ago when the Enchanted Forest still existed, I was called something else.

Am I right in presuming you have a second name as well? I doubt you were born with- [She nods toward his hand, but she keeps her words kind] that clever moniker.

ikr! SHE'S SO AWESOME.

[unhand]

My mun's certainly pleased to hear it. As am I, as it happens. [Another one of those salacious smirks.]

Aye, I'm also known as Killian Jones. But it hardly strikes the same sort of fear into my enemies.

Kathryn Nolan? *GASP*

[spider_kisser]

I don't think you ought to be longing to be involved in any angst. The stuff you'd find around this place is much better, believe me.

Yes indeed! Trying to find her voice again (ALSO OMG HI MARY JANE)

[untilmylipsbled]

No, it's not angst I'm looking for, really. It would be...well, attention in general, I suppose. As selfish as that sounds.

I miss her on the show! (MARY JAAAAANE! XD)

[spider_kisser]

Selfish, but understandable. I know the feeling. I've been looking for it my whole life.

Ugh so do I!

[untilmylipsbled]

And you still haven't found it, yet?

Poor Kath was such a nice character who had to put up with so much.

[spider_kisser]

Actually, I kind of have. Well, if being known as "Spider-Man's girl" is enough to constitute "attention", then I guess so. How 'bout you?

Exactly! And then she was forgotten :(

[untilmylipsbled]

Uh... still sort of looking for mine, I think. The last attention I had was basically "Prince Charming's fake wife". Following shortly by "whom he cheated on and might have murdered." ...The last part is false, of course.

....You're dating a man of spiders?

'Cause she's living happily ever after with Frederick. Lucky bitch. XD

[spider_kisser]

Well obviously he didn't murder you. But he did cheat on you? Wow, wonder what that guy ever did to deserve being called a Prince Charming.

A costumed crimefighter with spider abilities. But he's a normal guy underneath the mask and tights.

Right!? Just wish we could see it

[untilmylipsbled]

He's not a bad man. Normally. We were just...under a curse where we thought we were married.

Oh, I see. Well that's...different.

Me too!

[spider_kisser]

[flat tone] Under a curse? A curse that made you think you were husband and wife? Really? I hope he didn't tell you that. Sounds pretty hard to swallow.

Maybe one day he'll swing on by your friendly neighborhood. [i](That's lame, MJ. Real lame.)[/i]

[indebtedto]

You and me both.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pardon me while I fangirl that a Frederick/Jim exists!!

[untilmylipsbled]

Yes, it's troublesome when-- [Wait a moment. She has to do a double take.]

..It's you. [To say she's shocked is understating it.]

Fangirl away.

[indebtedto]

It's me. [He smiles then.] And it is troublesome to not know what happened to yourself.

:D

[untilmylipsbled]

[Before she can stop herself, she's throwing her arms around him.] It's even more troublesome not to know what happened to someone you love.

...I wasn't sure I'd ever see you again.

[indebtedto]

[His arms are around her instantly.]

I know, it's hard to know for sure. Though this little tidbit my mun found gives me hope.

"Creators Edward Kitsis and Adam Horowitz have stated that since the events of season one, Kathryn and Jim have reunited and are living together in Kathryn's house."

[untilmylipsbled]

[She beams at him, light tears dotting the corners of her eyes.] That's so funny, my mun found the same thing just last night. She...was quite excited, to say the least. But not nearly as much as me.

Or as happy as I am right now.

[indebtedto]

It does make me very happy to know that we are at least happy together.

[untilmylipsbled]

[She chuckles a little bit to herself.] Can we pretend that's why nobody's seen us since? No one cares about the boringly-happy couple?

[indebtedto]

Or I am simply keeping you...occupied.

[untilmylipsbled]

[She blushes lightly but retains her smile.] Well! I certainly like the sound of that.

Perhaps we should keep each other occupied for the foreseeable future?