dear_mun | Feb. 3rd, 2013

Feb. 3rd, 2013

No.

Look, I know exactly why you want to play me there, and the answer is a resounding, "You're nuts."

I've played Dungeons and Dragons, remember? The magic is completely unrealistic. In order to perform spells, I have to take into account surroundings and all sorts of little variables that the oversimplified game magic doesn't take into account!

And to add insult to inaccuracy, you're thinking of making me a Sorcerer? I don't care what the "class description" says, I'm a Wizard. That's what it says on the business card, and that's what it should say on the character sheet. Get it right.

hellowall_e

Whaaaaaaa? Hu-man WALL-E? Mmmmmm. No. No ggg-ood. WALL-E n-ot go! B-aaaaaaa-d g-a-me. No E-vah! No g-ood. N-ot go-i-ng!

WALL-E sssss-tay heeee-re.

rebelrose

I get it! You don't like the people they choose. I can't help that. I don't either to be honest, but maybe things won't be as bad as you think? It's possible that they'll be amazing at the roles.

I do have to say though.... Dimitri's actor they casted reminds me of Adrian really... You too? I guess that's something we have in common. Dimitri doesn't look terrible with short hair I guess.... Lissa looks a little off to me, but she's not that bad.

Me? It's fine. I guess she's not..... horrible... looking....

[.....]

Okay! I don't like changing PBs all the time. Sure, the person you're using for me now is good, I guess, but if you have to change it again it's fine. I'll just deal with it. Your icons would probably fit a lot better than what you have now at least?

Quit bitching already.... It's only the beginning of casting! They haven't even casted anyone but Lissa, Dimitri, and I yet. Things can change. Calm your tits.

petitehands

You do realize it's only a vacation if I'm actually aware that time has passed?

Because this doesn't count. At all. [ ... ] Though for what it's worth, I'm kind of relieved, so I'm not as angry as I could be, but on a spectrum of one to furious, I'm still on the boundaries of really mad.

confectioncrown

Heheheehoohoo~! Of courthh! Hehee, was there ever any doubt~?

dontgettosayhi

I see what you're doing over there and it isn't what you're suppose to be doing. The sooner you get that application of.. Serious? Okay, "app" done, the sooner I get to see my girl. And we both know she needs me there, don't even play.

Now, if you aren't going to be doing this thing, get your booty to bed so you can work on it tomorrow.

And don't you be looking at me like that. Don't think I won't come right over there and smack you.

burnsparkingtickets

I only did that that one time, mun. Okay? That ONE time. Putting it out there for everyone to see sort of makes it harder to do my job on the police force now.

Thanks for that.

alwayskidnapped

Miss Mundane, how could you?! This... this is not what we agreed to!

[ But Annette, you should know better by now. ]

This is like throwing a lamb to wolves! I had no idea when you placed me in this God forsaken place that you would be subjecting me to such horrors!

[ Well, now you know. You may not like your new home, but I do. ]

First those horrible undead things, and now this! You are a cruel, cruel woman, Miss Mundane... what did I ever do to you to deserve this?

like_baby_yak

This school sounds very close to the Monster High. I am thinking this will not be different too much.

But I am not understanding this 'AU' you are speaking of. You say, I am mutant and not monster? This is making none of the sense.

But perhaps I am thinking over. This could be fun. We will see if so.

thatwasapun

Oh! Oh! Oh, w-w-w-w-well, look who finally remembered me! So nice o' ya ta gimme a chance to stretch my legs after you, yanno, dumped me like sack o' scrap metal!

[he folds his arms and gives a small huff of steam.]

So! Y'got any plans ta get us outta this mess?

[I was... planning on dropping, actually...]

Y... w-- dropping? Y'mean... f-f-from the whole game?

[he hesitates for a second, unsure of how to react.]

B-b-but what about Chromey, huh? And Jon, and th-the Spine-- somebody's gotta keep an eye on those crazy kids.

[... there's always the musebox? :D?

he sulks, his frame sagging melodramatically.]

Well, th-th-that's just great.

itwasrhetorical

It's just no good dearheart.

As I keep telling you, is Elphie doesn't want to be found then the won't be. Fiyero is...Fiyero and undoubtably off doing something he thinks best and well I don't think Ama Clutch would care to fight anyone or to be a potential bride. It would be thrillifying to see her once more I suppose.

Or any dear soul who could be kindsational enough to show up and remind me that Oz isn't gone after all.

I do miss it so.

Yours,
Glinda Arduenna Upland or the Upper Uplands
The Goodly Witch of the North.

P.S. I should like to acquire a staff once more, if that would be agreeaful.

never_asked

Can you believe it? I didn't think it was true at first, but...wow. I had no idea so many people liked my movie!

Just wish some of that popularity would come to Blithe Hollow...

timetoduelbitches

So you thought if you had a good night's sleep, you'd come to your senses and delete my application?

[...yeah, that smug smirk complete with chuckle? That would be a massive NOPE mundane.]

Sorry, but being able to summon monsters without a Duel Disk has caught my interest. Don't worry; I'll make it up to you by winning every tournament I participate in.

[THAT'S NOT THE POINT.]

blamesgolgom

...I don't think that's something to joke about, Mun.

diomedea

Too many voices. Weak voice, strong voice. Hard to decide which. Motivations are known, Mun, but only his, not mine. You can fake it, always.

Review, rewind, go back. Then you will see.

inthishouse

Sorry to disappoint.

misremembers

It's nice to meet you, mun! We haven't really gotten an opportunity to get to know each other before this, so let's do our best now!

Though this username is a little weird, don't you think? I think I'm pretty good at remembering things most of the time. And in case I forget, I always write them down.

See? You don't have to worry about my memory.

awordfromourspencer

Alright! I'm back!

...wait, what do you mean that's not me? He sounds and acts like me!

Fine! Whatever. I can still enjoy the show. And Sam's new show sounds fun.

Hey while I have you here...hey waitwhereareyougoing? Come back!

I WANT TO PLAY GAMES AGAIN!

twotailmechanic

Uh mum, you do remember the last time you tried that, right? You lost interest playing me there and it's closed now. Besides, there's not a lot of games left where I would retain my memories. Remember when you tried to play both me and another version me in two different games at the same time? You also lost interest and it's closed now too.

You might want to think about this more and maybe consider bringing someone else into another game.

doingthemistything

... I'd say that's a really dumb thing to be upset over if I didn't know how you felt...

Still, you shouldn't let it get to you as much as you do. You said it yourself, it's not as big of a deal in hindsight. But... you shouldn't keep it to yourself, either.

... Stop calling me a hypocrite.

jailbreaks

Normally, I'd be aching to get out of here, but I can't do much with an overwhelmed mun. I know you're excited about your 'replenished RP drive' or whatever, but what'll happen when you run out of gas again? Take it slow and easy. Haven't left you yet, so you can be damn sure I'll be here when you're ready to take on a heavier load. Can't say I'm the best example, but let's not have you run around like a chicken with your head cut off.

[Smirk]

That and I'm not so sure if I really want to be subject to your sadism quite yet.

leekspins

...That was a very long Plurk rant.

It's okay if you're not feeling very secure. Lots of people do. You'll feel better after you get something to eat and take a hot shower. Next week will definitely be easier, and the week after that will be easier still since you won't have so many work hours!

Hopefully.

Just calm down and find something that makes you laugh. I'm sure your friends will have plenty of funny videos or links!

fairbrook

Mundane, I do not know why you bother me with your real life affairs. I do not care about them, and I cannot understand why you meddle with mine. However, if you wish to go through with this, fine. I will not try to push you, nor stop you either way. But heed my warning: your princess is-- how they say, perpetually in another castle.

he_wins

( cut for caps/obnoxiously bright text/the worst person ever )

lordhighlord

[A small, rotund little guy with a very long nose is waddling toward a little podium, and upon jumping up onto it, the small lantern dangling off the utmost tip of his nose shakes, making a little jingling noise as it does so.

He doesn't look happy, nope.]

Oi, mun!

I don't know who you are or where youer coming from, but I have very important duties to attend to back in ouer world, see, there's this boy, name's Ollie, and he's gonna save ouer world and he needs me to be with him, like, I'm some sorta side kick on his adventure. I also have the Wizard's Companion with me right here and Ollie-boy needs it, see? Real important, this book is. Without it, he'll never become a sage, and --

[The little guy waves his arms around and jumps.]

Youer not paying attention to me! Oi! Come on, now! I really need to go back home!

trainsurdragons

..Geeze. No offense mun but- ..you're a whirlwind of emotions right now. First you were worried about my voice, and now you're all excited about these new friends you've made..

But I think you might want to...think before you suddenly start game hunting for me. Not that I'm saying I haven't gotten louder, because believe me- ..I-...I've been working on it.
....but I don't think I'm ready. Not yet.

I mean- ...the memes and the museboxing have been work enough, right?

[You were JUST complaining about how I don't pay enough attention to you.]

...Now don't go saying that was just me trying to talk big, because it wasn't. You have to admit it was a bit jarring to suddenly appear in your headspace with a whole ton of others all trying to get a word in at the same time.

What I think I'm trying to say is- ..one of these days, being in a game would be good. I just think you might want to wait a month or two... or at least until the summer before you try to put any more games on your plate. You've already got that adventurer at summer camp, and him along with two others in that city.

I'm not the final voice here obviously, but I'm just trying to help. You're graduating, soon. I don't want you to get overwhelmed.

candoanything

Hey listen...I know you're pretty nervous about doing this. And I don't really blame you, since we haven't even known each other for that long.

But no big! Just relax, okay? I'm sure you'll be just fine.

tetraspirit

If only Dracula had chosen to run a monster hotel rather than to become the Dark Lord. [Is that humor, Alucard?] ...And if you wish it of me to meet Mavis, then I will. I fail, however, to understand what good that will do.

[She could be like the sister you never had! And maybe she can teach you to make the pouty bat face.]

. . .

Find something more productive to do with your time, my lady.

likeaquaman

So, let me get this straight. They're making a movie about Lena's Sixteenth Moon, and there's probably going to be an influx of Lenas after that? As in, lots and lots of versions of my girlfriend?

Sorry, I'm really failing to see a downside to any of this. Are you sure there is one?

- Ethan

saviourofgirls

It's really about time. Procrastination is one thing, but that was completely ridiculous.

I get that nostalgia can be nice sometimes and I don't disagree, but if something's locked up, it's probably locked up for a reason. It's not always glamourous to go back and relive the 'glory days.'

cedricthesorcerer

N-Now don't go makin' those cooing sounds at me Mundane!

( Spoilers under the cut! )

barelythere

...

...Are you... going to be okay?

... ... ... I mean... I'm confused, too, but... maybe this is a good thing, you know...?

...Maybe...

mywayofhelping

Now do you see what you've done? I'm honestly not sure how you can expect me to get anything accomplished under these current circumstances. I sincerely doubt you would be so kind as to give me privacy.

Perhaps you should reconsider where you'd like to send me. There are plenty of options, after all.

howromantic

Mundane, I don't enjoy being taken from my husband. I'd like to return to the Afterlife at once.

...

Will I at least get to see my dear sister again?

set_the_standard

I only have one thing to say to you.

Not a chance in hell.

dailyplanet_hero

So, a new place, huh? I could get used to it. As long as Lois knows I am doing my job as a reporter as well as exploring this place. If any accidents happen, I know people will call upon Superman to help them. Perry is expecting that report on solar panels by tomorrow so.....you'd better not think about sending me to any games just yet.

Duty calls, you know?

Current Mood: curious

herprotector

All has been said as it has been done. The conspiracy has crumbled, and peace has returned to Dunwall. Why do you intend to strip me from my daughter's side?

withthewidow

This is... not the best idea you have ever had.

I do not think people will be very excited to see me. And it is not as if Lady Rosewood is here. You want someone who will enjoy new people. I think it is best I am left to myself, no?

You do not even listen, do you?

[Canon is Valentin and the Widow, by Andrew Wheeler.]

truechange

Mun-san,

You are judging me by my appearances and your perception of me, thinking that you can write me and express my words as such. I should not need to tell you that this is... unwise. I have had my fill of that wretched clan, so bound by name that they are blind to all else.

And yet you propose to send me to a place that is almost entirely Uchiha, a place out of time and thought. I'll thank you to leave me to my duty, and request that you permit me this brief moment of peace before the storm.

I have many preparations to make, and not nearly enough time for such diversions.

greenlanternhal

Just when we thought it couldn't get any worse, right?

I know you are unhappy about it, mundane, don't worry we'll get through. We won't stop fighting because of this. I know I've said it before and it bears being repeated, but we'll get through this. No matter what happens.

You know my feelings about this.. just as I know yours.

Lanterns don't leave anyone behind.

Now buck up and finish that app of yours. I would very much like to see the others again, most especially Aya and Razer.

~~[I miss them.]~~

spraypaints

You...

I don`t know what to say. I thought you were joking when you said you were sending me there. [And honestly, she was hoping to get rejected. More than hoping, really] Don't get me wrong but... I'm glad you decided to be more cautious with the... you-know.

But, really. That place?

I know there's no demons there but, Dante isn't there either. He might still need me back in Limbo City!

[But Kat, you're mid-game...]

I don't care about that! Even if I'm only going to remember being taken, it doesn't mean I still can't help Dante! ...And Vergil, too, I guess.

bowarmed

Don't you think you have enough distractions in your life? Oh, I'm not oppose to it at all. I would be thrilled to see my dad and Roy again. I wouldn't even dream of having anything against this.

Just take it easy, don't rush to finish the "app" when the timing isn't right.

brooding_alpha

I do not communicate with my eyebrows. And I don't care about you and your stupid shipper friends.

I'm not joining a game.

And I'm not finding a mate.

bydefinition

Yeah, I wouldn't have gone for the contacts either. I mean, trouble seeing and trying to get the things in the right place?

Okay, so google doesn't make it seem as bad as what you were thinking - it would only be really uncomfortable, but still, a disaster if I dropped them somewhere.

The real question is if you have any idea what you're doing, (pot, kettle, haha.) and how you plan to deal with it. I might have the info, since we have a lot of enforced brain space sharing going on right now, but it's nowhere else and you're actually going to have to explain it so that people can understand.

punsofiron

Yeah, "eventually" being the keyword. I knew they shouldn't have let you get your hands on Minecraft. Not that you exactly needed another distraction.

Look, I'll be blunt; I don't like this idea. I'm flattered that you wanna keep playing me, serious setting or not, but I've kind of watched two universes go straight to hell, I'd appreciate not having to live with that? Especially not in Brennenburg Castle over here.

Hey, you're the one who got Amnesia vibes from the labyrinth thing, you're just rubbing off on me.

Besides, I may be a medieval times nut but I wouldn't want to live through them. I kind of like having a computer.

...I'm not talking you out of it am I. Fucking sadist.

disjoined

Is that what the new pictures were for?

[she looks vaguely amused at this.]

I don't understand what you're so worried about, to be honest. There's nothing wrong with taking a risk. If I had to, I don't know if I'd personally pick somewhere like that, but -

It'd be nice to be out again.

You know I don't do well cooped up.

disciplinebender

What do you think you are doing?

Do you not respect privacy? This is absolute foolishness! Your mind is so busy, I can barely get a moment's peace with all the noise in here! [pauses as if listening/conversing. His irritation is palpable]

No! I do not need 'something to do' - nor will this 'provide a healing experience'. I can think of plenty of things more worthwhile to occupy my time than to do what you are suggesting. [both sarcastic and indignant]

You are not listening to me! Do as I have been telling you and leave me ALONE!

Current Mood: irritated

inunotaisho

I recognize few in this realm. What would you have me do, Mun? Shall I rebuild my life from the ground up?

raisethemoon

Our sister? Truly? But this is marvelous! We can introduce her to all our new friends, and she can meet Ventus! Perhaps she will have greater success than we did in raising the sun...

Oh, and Pinkie Pie as well? [The princess thinks about that for a second.] ...she will not be screaming about Nightmare Moon again...will she?

romanticism

Third time lucky is not an appropriate phrase to apply to the situation, so I would appreciate it if you stopped referring to it as such. Your levels of enthusiasm regarding this are practically vulgar, and you must stop confusing the fact that wanting to go back and needing to go back are entirely different things. Besides, it isn't as though I have any choice in the matter, of course. I'll do whatever you want me to do, whether I like it or not.

[ He pauses. ]

You better damn well make sure I turn up there with some ibuprofen, this time.

shadowscall

I am not being rash. And I'm not useless!

[Kai, nobody actually thinks that.]

Pitch does! I can be just as scary as-

...Okay, fine, I can go...do something else...productive.

You owe me a sundae for this.

voiceofomega

I guess I can't really say I don't have the time.

But I think it goes without saying I'd really rather not. Not that I'm convinced that'll sway you at all, but at least it's been said. As long as that's understood.

Alright. Let's get it over with. Then maybe you'll move on.

i_can_cook_too

Yeah, yeah it has been forever! S'all good though, you know me! You don't have to worry about a thang, especially some old "voice rustiness", y'know? We kick back with a few sodas, put on some of the good ol' days on the computer, before you know it it'll be like... well, the good ol' days!

Up high, mun! [Hi-five, oh yeah] We got this!

tearsofjoy

Don't exactly understand why you're so excited sweetheart. Things don't look so good for us. [Pepper sighs.]

And yes, I heard you the first time when you squealed about Tony's hair. He spends more time on his than I do on mine. It should look good.

psalmed

France needs a King, mundane. I find it quite hard to believe anywhere else would be any different. Especially a city of such...wanton behavior. The Royal Family sets an example. They set a standard to be maintained and if Maximilien Robespierre could not convince me otherwise, I am quite uncertain as to why you think you may have better luck in your quest.

I have found my place in Versailles, must it be that I am to find my place anew among such people? It is hedonistic. It is ungodly. It is...

No, this is not a matter of a lady protesting too much. We will have to see how set you are in your path, for I am firmly set upon mine.

time_out

I don't know what it is with girls and older guys. Jeff is a slimeball, Kelly deserves way better.

I wish these freshman girls would stop following me. I thought they'd be distracted by Slater's Eau de Meathead.

New plan.

lionessofgryffindor

If you were one of my students, you'd never have lasted a year. Enough with this dithering about! When you play host to one of us--muses, as you say--then you take on certain responsibilities. You cannot drop us from games on a whim because you grow tired of us. Do you abandon your pets in such a fashion? No, you certainly do not. Are we lesser to you than a pet, then; that you would dismiss one of us thus?

I had more faith in you. If you have the sense to want to channel me and Potter, you certainly ought to be capable of keeping up with your promises.

originmother

Girl,

I will not have it, if they do not know me. My babies. They need me. Only me.

✗ Alma

paintthetownred

Don't worry so much, Mun. You'll do just fine.

...But I do agree with you. The world I know is much different from what you're used to. It might be better to wait until everything is finished first.

heartandsoul

Of course I'm not going to sit around and mope about it, I'm way too used to things like that happening at this point.

Yeah, I know it's messed up that I can say that, but whatever, you know what to do right? Just--chin up! What's weird is me having to say that to you.

...As for that dream event...you're not going to make me see Excalibur again, are you? Nobody needs to see that.

[Probably.]

Oh for crying out loud!

[Would you rather everyone sees how Soul got his scar?]

...Hnnn.

[Thought so.]

sukebanchou

.. Huh.

It's not that I mind, it'd be kind of a shock to everyone else, wouldn't it, mun?

starktostone

Why must I go there? I hardly think I am capable of helping anyone with their redemption. I can scarcely help myself. I am sure you've noticed there is another problem as well. They will recognize me!

He can do that if I succeed? Truly? Then if it please you, I will go.

robinred

You spent all day cropping pictures of me into 100x100 pixel squares and I'm the one who needs to get out more? If this is what you dedicate your time, effort, and money to, then I hate to be the guy that breaks it to you but I doubt there's many job offers in the market right now for that sort of thing. At least when I go out to the school, I can--

[ Oh, wait, there is absolutely nothing to do at that school except get mauled by raptors. Tim has conveniently seemed to have forgotten about that. ]

and you could at least have me look for my weapon. I know you like that every suggestion of mine goes horribly wrong, and instead of having me look for my staff you would have me drown at the river, but. [ Yeah, okay, at a loss for words again. It's not like he's going to say he'd rather drown in the river. He looks off to one side, ponders the empty space there. ] We could check the cliffs.

Actually, if you could just start playing me right, that would be. . . great. We don't need another-- show like that.

And I'm not going to thank you for small favors when you're thinking about killing a horse in front of a little girl, or when you keep thinking about that wolf or. Chickens. [ Twinks. ] You can just get those out of your mind right now.

gleans

No way, man, I'm taking a break today. Get the hell away from my head, alright? I'll be back tomorrow.

mope

...

...It's not true.

flyht

I do not understand.

You admit yourself, there is no path ahead of us. There is no road we will follow. We are simply here, standing at invisible crossroads, where there is no turning back yet we cannot move forward.

I'd not call it wasted efforts. Rather, I am grateful. A voice, a chance to speak, though I no not to whom.

But it is all so fleeting. One questions if it will be worth it.

thalassophilia

Geez Munny you're way too hard on yourself!

So it took you a while to choose between me and Sissy. Big deal. I can't blame you for taking your time. Because I'm adorable while Sissy is super scary when she feels miffed.

Trust me on this. I'm her sister.

( Here be many words. )

believeme

Mundane, while it is good that you are sending me someplace where Haruhi Suzumiaya is located, the information I have heard about the Kyon there will complicate my work there. Make sure that you make a plan that I can use there.

..It is good that my connection to The Data Overmind may be restored there. That will help me achieve my objectives.

level99sage

Well of course I'm flattered that you chose me! But then if I were you, I would have probably picked me to- and I'd be feeling pretty lucky about it!

...so there's that tiny little detail about not knowing where to send me. Yeah, I have no clue either. But! So long as it's anywhere that Marco Neko won't be able to track me down, I think I can work with it.

Of course it'll be a shame not to be in the company of my lovely ladies, but as they say, there's always plenty of fish in the sea!

And what place doesn't need a bard-dash-sage!

everynamedcrime

[Thomas doesn't look at his mun. Sighing, he keeps a neutral enough expression on his face, but mostly because he's just not an expressive person.]

Look. This isn't the best idea you've ever had. I don't know what 'godmoding' is or why it's necessary you take me from now as opposed to later, because I can't hack your mind. [Yet.] But the username really is one step too far. It's not as if I've hurt anyone. You're going to give people the wrong impression of me, which we both know I'm not good at correcting.

But it would be nice to go somewhere, I'll admit. If it felt real, that is.

Current Mood: awake

noidea

Sure took you long enough.

See, this is what happens when people bother trying to plan ahead. I didn't, and look how that went!

[...]

Okay, okay, so maybe there were a few snags along the way. 'least we're outta the lab now, aren't we?

callieohpeee

( cut for courier and typing quirk! )

I think we have issues.

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