annnnnd time out.

[time_out]

I don't know what it is with girls and older guys. Jeff is a slimeball, Kelly deserves way better.

I wish these freshman girls would stop following me. I thought they'd be distracted by Slater's Eau de Meathead.

New plan.

Comments

[thebeatofherheart]

Some girls are too smart to fall for Meathead. That scent these days is way overrated.

[time_out]

I guess Sleezeball is in these days. Jeff, seriously. Who would date someone named Jeff. My mailman is named Jeff. Who wants to date a mailman.

[thebeatofherheart]

Jeff isn't a bad name. I've always thought Jeffery was very distinguished.

[predilections]

Zack. Morris.

[ Okay. Okay. She can do this. ]

How much older?

[ A beat. ]

Plans are always good.

[time_out]

[Hey girl hey, I bet you think Zack's acid wash jeans and geometric print button down is pretty sexy, don't you? Don't worry, he has that effect. His really kick ass sweater? Boyfriend material.]

Too old. He's a manager at the Max. A manager, geez, more like assistant.

[predilections]

And you like Kelly?

[time_out]

What the prettiest girl in school?

Duh.

[predilections]

So. You have a plan. I am a big fan of plans.

[time_out]

The plan is... get Kelly back.

[It's not a good plan.]

I'm still working on it. Screech is crying because Alf flew back to Melmac.

[predilections]

... Alf. Okay. I can't... help with Alf but I am magnifique with love. As far as plans go it is basic but it has legs. I think we need to work on the how.

[time_out]

Magnifique... You know a lot of French?

[NOT EVEN SUBTLE. Zack loves the French. French fries, french... fries, French kissing.]

[predilections]

Oui. I spent a summer in France.

[sassiopath]

It could be that older men are more concerned with things other than their hair.

[time_out]

Like jail time for statutory rape?

[Would you like some ice for that burn?]

[sassiopath]

The world only works like that in bad sitcoms. Like the ones where juvenile delinquents never get kicked out of school.