canon is beautiful creatures - re: the upcoming movie

[likeaquaman]

So, let me get this straight. They're making a movie about Lena's Sixteenth Moon, and there's probably going to be an influx of Lenas after that? As in, lots and lots of versions of my girlfriend?

Sorry, I'm really failing to see a downside to any of this. Are you sure there is one?

- Ethan

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[claimyourself]

The downside is your girlfriend electrocuting any other Lenas you look at, Ethan Wate.

[She's kidding. Mostly.]

But if that's the way you're going to be, I can always hang around all the new Ethans that are sure to spring up.

[likeaquaman]

[ahaha.

ahem.

awkward.]

Those Ethans don't have anything on me.

[...unless he's better looking than me, QUICK SEARCH ON PHONE GOOOO.]

[claimyourself]

How do you know until you see them in action?

[Meh, he's not bad, not bad. A little too short to be her Ethan, though.]

[likeaquaman]

I can take an educated guess, mostly because they're not me. And you -

[He puts an arm around her waist, tugging her close.]

Know that too.

[claimyourself]

I don't know...

[She smirks, resting her hands on his chest.]

You might have to give me a reminder on what makes you so special.

[thirddegreeburns]

And you ain't worried about more of me showing up? Why Short Straw, I'm almost insulted.

[likeaquaman]

I'm plenty worried about more of you showing up. I don't actually see an upside to that.

[thirddegreeburns]

Link'd be pretty happy I think.

[likeaquaman]

Link likes a lot of things that aren't necessarily good for him.

[thirddegreeburns]

Hot Rod knows what's good for him and what isn't.

He just seems to prefer things that isn't. Like twinkies. That boy is damn obsessed with twinkies.

[droppedtwinkie]

Forget about Lena. Think of all the Ridleys that are going to be invading.

[likeaquaman]

Yeah, but that isn't necessarily a good thing, man. More Rids means more lollipops, and more trouble.

[droppedtwinkie]

And we got plenty o'trouble without a hundred of her addin' to it.

[likeaquaman]

Exactly. That's one downside.

Admittedly, a bunch of Lenas could have a downside too, like flooding all of South Carolina.

[droppedtwinkie]

Now I'm gettin' a little scared. Good thing I got my garden shears.

[eventheskylooksdifferent]

Lots and lots of me, yeah.

And lots and lots of you.

I'm not seeing a downside there.

[likeaquaman]

None of them have anything on me, L.

[eventheskylooksdifferent]

Just like none of those others are going to have a thing on me. So we agree.

[likeaquaman]

[wait when did we -

- okay yeah we agreed.]

Can I get a shake on that?

[eventheskylooksdifferent]

[Shut up, we totally agreed.]

Is this just an excuse to hold my hand?

and then i dusted off this account...

[libricustodis]

More than one Lena Duchannes? Can the world handle such a thing?

/gathers you

[likeaquaman]

I think we'll need some good galoshes.

/snuggles in

[libricustodis]

[She laughs.]

We'll need all our rain gear for such a thing.

[But hey, time to get serious now.]

I must say, I'm rather perturbed about one thing. It appears Marian isn't going to make an appearance, and Amma has taken over her role.

[likeaquaman]

Yeah, I'm kinda curious about all that, too. Not that Amma couldn't write some awesome books if she put her mind to it, but I can't see her doing Marian's job.

[libricustodis]

[She doesn't add her fears that if there's no Marian, but the movie is successful enough for a sequel, where does that leave her? Will she be Amma's assistant? She has nothing against Amma (she makes the best fried chicken in the world, after all) but Marian is like a surrogate mother to her.]

It is a very demanding position, requiring years of training.

[And she didn't even make it a whole summer.]

Anyway, you have Amma and Link, so your movie counterpart has his supporters. I'm glad. Most of the people in your town are really horrible.