dear_mun | Feb. 4th, 2013

Feb. 4th, 2013

Not this shit again. Listen I'm through with the internet. My doctor said it's going to give me one of those aneurisms and I don't want a goddamn road bump on my cerebrum. Besides, I got more important things to handle. Like sit on my ass all day and read important files on ARI. That shit ain't easy but someone's gotta do it.

rollingwithit

Oh come on, mun!

I'd rather just be a cleaning robot than this crazy idea of yours, and don't you dare say it's easier to play me like this! That's a lie and you know it.

That and it's not like there is anywhere you could play me either. Throwing me into test drive memes doesn't count.

everynerve_ending

I think my brain's about to pool out of my ears over here. What the fuck is with the Italian opera shit all of a sudden? Help me understand it.

Or actually don't. I'm not drunk enough and you don't have any alcohol. Coffee isn't cutting it.

But, hey, speaking of that, let's talk about that app, shall we? Three fucking paragraphs left. Four to six if you want to overachieve. You can manage that in two days can't you? Hey, that's not my time limit, that's yours. I'd never try and impose. All's I'm sayin' is, if you're going to get it done, might as well check it off the list of things to worry about, right?

'Course I'm right. Now, can we have some normal music for a while? Put on Madonna for all I care, just nothing Broadway. If it inspires a choreographed dance number, no thank you.

the2ndthing

Look, I know it ain't my place, not that that's ever stopped me before, but maybe you'll listen to me because I'm the new girl.

You seriously need to prioritize, I didn't have the best relationship with my mom, but you don't have that problem. You need to get your shit together. Make the calls you need to make so that you can keep your damn job so that you actually have money and time to support her like you want.

Don't worry about us so much, we kind of don't exist without you, right? So get your act together and take care of yourself, the rest of us will be fine as long as you are.

nobler_red

Dear Autor,

You are not allowed to seek out Herr Rogers - pardon me, 'Captain America' (these alternate universes will never cease to be confusing to me) so you can plop me in a game alongside him. Firstly, he's not even the same man as the one I fought back home. Secondly, it is an unreasonable stretch to try to find both a place that takes AUs and one that has him present. You are making this search unreasonably, fruitlessly hard. I have been blessed to so far avoid him on here; that's something I would like to maintain as long as humanly possible.

On another note, yes, I understand you are nervous about applications. But if you don't fill something out eventually, we are going to be sitting here for a long time. There has to be a point where you just dive in. This waiting period is trying my patience even without the Herr Rogers issue clouding it. Kindly apply me somewhere before the month is out. Yes, I'm just as annoyed as you are that LJ didn't work out. That doesn't mean you should wander about forever.

Danke,

Johann Schmidt

Current Mood: discontent

graffiti_magic

I don't like the idea of going somewhere without Dante. [Or Vergil, but she's not mentioning that. It's hard to forget how he saved her and helped her escape her foster father, even when he finally revealed why he'd been fighting Mundus.]

Especially since you don't know how well my magic will work there. And you've only had that one girl there a few days before letting her get attacked.

Send me somewhere else. A vacation spot. Not some cape town with cameras everywhere and no way of knowing who's on the other side of them.

Or find me a Dante to go with so I at least had someone familiar there.

mister_foppish

[Nope, double nope and here's a triple helping of "no thank you very much". He'd rather....not.]

Altogether it doesn't sound like a very grand idea at all! In fact, I'd much rather stay on my sunny little side of the game world, thank you. Oh, you're not going to listen to me, are you?

I don't want to be poor. And I don't want to be stranded on a spaceship or whatever it is these people are inclined on making me do. That's all on a very not-to-do basis for me. I have a company to run, people to see, etc etc. "Mostly harmless" my foot. You know it'll only end badly, especially given you-know-who.

[~~Is he making a small reference to certain somebodies who already have their company in game? Well, that's hardly fair! No sense giving him the advantage.~~ Surely it's not all that much of a losing battle. We shall see, Pegasus. We shall see.]

Now can't I just go back to my wine spritzers without interruption? Thank you.

missgrey

I can't say I'm particularly impressed with this sudden impulse or the turn around in business acumen. It seems to me there are far more productive wastes of time.

Never the less, find me Ana or Anthony and Charlie Tango and I think we could call this deal a mutually beneficial one. Or at least, give them to me as a gesture of mollification. I don't expect any further negotiations.

Yours.
Christine Grey.
Irritated CEO of Grey Enterprises.

khalkhbataar

I think it's a bit much to hope for canon mates, mundane. Although I thank you for at least working on your grasp of my language, and I appreciate the canon review, the fact of the matter is you're going off a spin off of a spin off of canon. It wasn't a popular show to begin with. I'd advise not getting too attached to the idea of anyone else showing up.

I'm not sure if a game really will fit into your schedule. But you're as stubborn as Stark sometimes, though without the... less endearing qualities. [Particularly the recklessness. Oh, Greenland was not fun.] So I'll just ask you keep certain things out of my application whenever you do find a place. Or more accurately, certain people. I don't really want to pity monger. I had a rough start, but things are falling into place now. I'm over it.

[BS. You'll never be over Khorkhoi. Be honest for once in your life.]

...let me rephrase that: revenge is in the works and therefore I'm dealing. Honest enough for you?

[More or less.]

Good. Now I suggest you quit trying to push me. I push back. And I do it well.

Current Mood: cold

heartthrobbing

Hey, now! What's the long face for, mundane-san? You couldn't have picked a better Cure to pick up, if I may say so!

Now, of course, keep in mind that I've got lots to do, so I hope you've got the energy to keep up with me every week! Things are just picking up and--

--what? No! I wouldn't ever leave you behind! You can count on me, wherever we go!

slyguy_ofgisbourne

What in God's name made you place me in this pile of dung? I have seen better kept hovels amongst those peasants living within the Forest. This place is bound to be crawling with rats and scroungers. If Hood does show up, he knows what to expect. An arrow in his neck or a sword through that foolish heart of his.

As for you. Tch. I thought you would have known better to allow me to carry out my duties for John and get my money's worth. How low some people can sink is below me. I need to find my horse and a blacksmith, for my sword won't pierce many hearts blunt as it is. My mood could do with some lightening also. Where is the tavern in this flea pit? Any pretty wench either.

Current Mood: annoyed

leather_devil

So, when do I get to kick some demon ass, mun? It's kind of boring just sitting here and polishing my sword, so to speak. Heh. I wanna kick some spawn ass and get back on top of the game. You know?

Bring it.

Current Mood: cranky

insulin

Stop doing things.

stitchedupbodyguard

So...we actually got in.

...I'm happy for you. Congratulations.

equalistkorra

OH! Look who finally remembers me! You make one icon and you suddenly remember that I'm here! Congratuations! Do you know when the last time I was out?! Of course not! I can't forgive you either! [She crosses her arms]

Current Mood: angry

notalienjesus

Hey you,

It's not a matter of my whims right now. If it were just up to me, we'd start looking for a game. But you have too much on your plate right now, with school and your other obligations. There's no shame in sticking to the shallow water until you're ready for the deep end, you know.

And I'm okay if that means a lack of canon mates. That's what dr and memes are for.

backdraft

So you're back? You know this dropping and picking up is really messin' with my insane abandonment issues. You remember right? Since you wrote me in with--

[Fox pauses, looks down and just sorta stares up and down herself for a moment.]

-- I have boobs.

I have boobs. I-- have a very weirdly inaccurate memory of my precious childhood. I--
[Her eyes narrow.]

Oh my god. I've been fuckin' rewritten haven't I? You fuckin' rewrote me! What happened to the original background? You know how hard it is to be a deficient superhero in a world that has Deadpool? I can't top that! Can't top it!

I'm basically the Human-Fuckin'-Torch with two X Chromosomes and about as much control as the Hulk-- [Another pause. Another narrowing of eyes.] So that's where you got the bright idea you... you sadist! Plagiarist sadist. A- A plagsadist!

Good to see my sense of humor hasn't improved either. Great. Ya know what. We are done talking. This post is getting really teal deer and we are done talkin'.

canals

No. This is stupid. Not because I'm not doing anything, but you're screwing things up. I don't have anything, and you're doing this because it's fun. I don't need others, just let me be. Let me do what I must, what I want.

...you've only given me Nymeria once. And it changes nothing. Go away.

And leave Gendry out of it. I don't want to see him either.

mega_mechanic

Yeah, Mun? Hi. Quick question: am I the only sane voice in your head? Because I'm getting a definite "crazy" vibe from some of the other guys I'm rooming with, here. Seriously. Let's do a rundown: you've got an evil wizard man-child, a paranoiac that makes Nixon look completely rational, and a half fire-elemental kid with a weird Jekyll & Hyde thing going on---just to name a few.

Don't get me wrong; I'm not trying to insult your tastes or anything. I'm just saying I'm not really the sort of character you normally seem to go for. You know, the weird damaged-types that usually have some sort of mental problem.

vainvoid

Congratulations. Don't expect me to clap for you.

el_enmascarado_de_plata

I sincerely hope you plan to make appropriate use of my skills. I'm a very busy man, and my fans and my country both need me.

Still, I'll do my best if you'll do yours.

yzzy_wzzy

I don't know whether to be grateful or upset that you even remember that I was in your head...

Though I can't say I appreciate the new name you have given me.

Current Mood: annoyed

victorica

So you believe you can handle me? Fickle one.

sonofkryptonandcrime

I don't think this change is a good idea. Everything is fine as it is.

notsogrimreaper

Mun...

Why are we going there? It isn't safe! Minato-kun and the others will...

[Ryoji looks away for a moment, struggling to stay calm.]

They still have a week though. Maybe they can do something. I just wish they didn't have to suffer again.

If I was Erased, would that mean...?

manifolds

Ah. I see. Well it is very nice to make your acquaintance. But please, if it's going to be a hindrance for you I do not mind waiting. It's never hard to wait in such good company. [ He gives a bright smile. ]

Whatever you do decide, know that you will have my full support.

((ooc; canon is Hiiro no Kakera))

shutupanddrive

Hahaha, and they say I'm arrogant! That's hilarious, Mun. Really? You think you can do a champ like me justice? I doubt it. You can't even type fast enough!

Lag behind and I'll leave you in the dust.

$runningfromhell: <user name=lilt> ([\] as long as there's beer)$

runningfromhell

All right, sweetcheeks. You dragged me out and here I am. Now what?

[ Meg's not keen on idling around. That just screams "Come and get me!" to whoever has her on their shit list nowadays. Better to hightail it sooner rather than later. ]

Look, I'm not interested in playing nice with others. How about we just part ways, and I take a little trip. Shack up somewhere nice and indulge myself.

[ Nice try. To Meg's eternal irritation, it's not going to be that easy. Que massive eye roll. Man, there is nothing she loves more than being chained down to an idiot. ]

Fine. Better keep me entertained, or I'm out.

curse_of_power

( Spoilers within )

thisflowerimagines

Don't expect me to be flattered; I'm not. This is a useless exercise until you find me something to do.

--A story to get into, conspiracies to bring to light, people to coax into telling the truth. That sort of something to do, not your usual nonsense.

anewman

Been a while. Would've been nice if it were longer. Or if, y'know, you'd forgotten.

Whatever, we're here. I'll deal. So the hell're you up to this time?

whywefight

It wasn't something I planned. Hell, Liara understands, maybe more than anyone else. Thane. [She pinches the bridge of her nose and frowns.] Look, we've got a finite amount of time -- all of us. Give what you can while you can. He's dying, he will die. I'm pretty damn sure he's not gonna see the end of this war, so if I can give him a few more moments of peace?

Yeah.

I'm gonna do that.

There's so much more at stake than feelings. You go where you go because it's the right thing to do.

[She pauses to grimace before her expression softens just a little.]

Those icons...are appreciated.

crawfordstone

I know what you're thinkin', and no. You just stop right fuckin' there.

Gimmie some peace for once.

(Edit)

OH FUCK YOU! Just FUCK. YOU.

I'm not goin' back there and re-learnin' everything from square fuckin' one!

NO!

I won't do it!

actualintelligence

If you could indulge me with telling me exactly what was going through your head when you thought it a good idea to; not only take me on as a "muse", but to then to put me to next to no use?

While I am well aware of how amusing you think it would be for me to spend time 'sassing' Mr. Stark in all his numerous incarnations. Surely you should have known that without putting me out there nothing happens.

Perhaps if you enquired around to see if there was a game that employed Chobits mechanics. Then at least you have something to work with at least. Or just a world with interact computers, maybe?

Just because Mr. Stark has the will to ignore me, I can tell with this post that you cannot. So please stop it.

tantou

Aah!? What do you mean there's still people who think I'm a girl?? Why the hell do they think that, are they stupid!? If those dumbasses don't cut it out I'll cut them!

therealgenius

It's got to end soon. At least, with Tony's part of the story. Look, the man is getting on in years, and he's not fooling anyone with dyeing his hair. You saw The Soloist, you know he's gray. Soon he won't be able to do any of his stunts at all, and you can't have a good Iron Man movie if Iron Man can't do any of his stunts.

[iron man 2 wasn't any good though shut your mouth]

And he's running out of Big Bad Countries In All The Movies And Books In Recent History to piss off. The Middle East is done, Russia is done, now it's China. If the second Avengers combines the Super Hot Villain Of The Month with North Korea, it's over. It's done. Unless he sparks another crisis in Cuba, where's he going from there?

Maybe we'll get a super god alien space movie that's tolerable after that. You know, more alien god problems, less boring shit on Earth. Iron Man and Captain America is on Earth. We have enough Earth movies. Seriously. I don't even care if the new bad aliens are, like, the lizard people from Battleship, it'd be more interesting than whiny human problems.

I mean, it can't go on forever, right? No one wants to see Iron Wheelchair. Not even me, and that's saying something.

blackish

But dance is always preferable! To whinging, crying, yelping - like a bitch, drowning in the waters.

Go on! Take flight with me and let me prove it.

exceptionallygifted

Stop young one.

I do not have time for your games despite that you have said that I will see my Revan where you want me to go.

No.

I will not ask you to stop another time.

I should not be surprised then that my request will remain unheard.

divinitysoiled

I am aware what Saber has said has... made too much sense. I am aware that I am... perhaps building a pack in response to the wolf I first thought was merely a hunger and madness. But I have one, with hounds and knights and beautiful kings that can resist my charms. I do not need actual wolves.

And anyway, the ones you really want are pups! Other than the Alpha, they haven't even been wolves for a year. Perhaps we could start with the fae wolf instead of the Hale boy and his childish pack? They would be killed in the Tower far faster. And I far prefer my prey to be actually of age.

Perhaps... if not the wolves, at least the fae succubus?

bitchesman

[Community, you are plus one zombie as of right now. This zombie is dressed in the decaying remains of a sports jacket and a shirt. Fully clothed and in surprisingly good condition despite the fact that he's, well. Dead.

Taking a shuffling step forward he points.]

Uuuuuuuugh. ghhhhhhhhhhhhh. ughhhhhhhh.

[followed by several more grunts and groans]

...hungry.

[The earlier groans and grunts can be translated. If you speak zombie his moaning can be translated to the following:

"Kid look. I get what you're trying to do. And I think it's pretty funny. Yeah I know I don't shut up that's why I was a good Hollywood Agent when I was alive. It's honestly why I'm not stopping and for that matter - the whole eating people thing? I worked in Hollywood kid. That was par for the course.

Granted, I miss the kid. I know your friend was talking about picking him up but let's be real here. Produce him and we'll hang. Meantime however, I'm not looking to go anywhere. I know you've got one of those zombie hunters in your head. I don't intend to die at any point in the near future kay.

By the way. I'm -]

Hungry.

[and cue more grunts and groans]

ex_dishonestly997

I need a good many things, but I don't need your pity.

And I don't need to be homed, either, I'm perfectly content where I am.

That was a long time ago. Unlike some people, I don't use the past to distract me when I have a perfectly workable present to make use of.

Don't you have tags to get to.

killedthehat

Look, I'm not about to say thank you for something you should have been doing since day one. You didn't even get me a full fifteen icons. I don't appreciate laziness. I'm also not going to play in any of these "games" you keep going on about. Not interested.

Well, unless Luthor is there. Making his life miserable is a hobby of mine. That's the only thing that might actually get me to reconsider. Until then, I really don't want to hear much from you. No offense.

One last thing. Love the username.

- Arsenal

biggun

Miss,

This wouldn't even make the list of the worst ideas I've ever heard. Let me handle this, and I'll steer things in the right direction. Relax.

southern_spitfire

Well now. Sure was nice a ya to make all these pretty icons for me. And read'n up on my recent activities too? Aw darlin' you flatter me. Although Ah'd appreciate if you keep the giggling over mah little triangle to a minimum. Ah got that sorted out...mostly.

Ah do miss being able t' fly though.

yellow_eyes

I suppose you think you're pretty clever.
"The native language of demons is Sarcatin: Sarcasm + Latin."

Well, I can't say you're wrong.

Thanks for bringing me around. This promises to be fun.

So far we've found Meg and resurfaced emotional distress in one of many Sams.
Trading a VIP stay in Hell for a vacation to a void filled with confusion and sadism - sounds nice.
You should make a travel pamphlet. You can be my agent.
I can think of a few other's who'd take the bite.

vainqueurdeluxe

You're kidding me....

You have to be. You always come up with the worst ideas and somehow I'm the one suckered into it. Send that escort or the district 12 girl... Or even Glimmer. I'm sick of your games, you're no better than the Gamemakers.

And no, finding my brother will not appease me.

eaglebornbyfreedomwon

I see that you have decided to grant me a moment of your time. Though it is not necessary for you to do so. We are both very busy men, after all.

suburban

I wanna be clear. Just because I'm here doesn't mean we're friends.

We aren't friends.

I don't know who invited you but consider this to be your un-non-invitation.

barbara_gordon

So you're...you're really going through with it? Seriously?

No. No I'm not bothered by it. I'm actually...I don't know how to feel. I think I'm excited.

Just wow.

I think we have issues.

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