WALL-E humanized for ataraxion

[hellowall_e]

Whaaaaaaa? Hu-man WALL-E? Mmmmmm. No. No ggg-ood. WALL-E n-ot go! B-aaaaaaa-d g-a-me. No E-vah! No g-ood. N-ot go-i-ng!

WALL-E sssss-tay heeee-re.

Comments

[justamobster]

Havin' thumbs ain't so bad. Don't worry, kid, you'll get used to it.

[hellowall_e]

Th. Th. Thhhhhhhhhhh-uhhh-mmm. Thhh-uhm? Th-umm? Wh-at issss th-umm?

[justamobster]

These. [ Ladon holds up his thumbs and wiggles them. ]

[hellowall_e]

[He does the same, waggling his thumbs in awe.]

Thhhuuuummmmmmmbbbsssss!!

[justamobster]

Attaboy, there you go. Thumbs're great.

[hellowall_e]

Grrr. Ayyyy. T.

i am so sorry

[testgasm]

Okay, uh, assuming you are speaking about the unfortunate matter of humanity, I can--I can tell you that you should just buck up and prepare for the worst. Fluids, I mean. Lots of them. All different types, from everywhere, all the time. Unavoidable, really. Probably--probably the most awful part about the whole thing.

Thumbs are fine, though, you might like thumbs.

omg you are perf

[hellowall_e]

Www-aaaa-lle n-ot hu-man! W-all-e...isss W-all-e! Ffff. Flooo? Flooo-ddds?

Th-umb-s! [He waggles his thumbs. He knows what thumbs are!]

[testgasm]

Yeah, yeah, I know, I know how it feels, and it's just something you've got to deal with, sorry. You'll get used to it. I mean, I did. Having trouble with the old vocal processor, there?

[hellowall_e]

Mmmmmmmmmnnnnnn. [Pout.]

Prosss! [A word he recognizes!] Pross-ess-or? Brr. Brrrr-oooooo-ken?

Shes also headed there hopefully, and her canon also has some adorable AI. So hi.

[level_zero]

Try telling 'em with a little more force. I'm sure yours will listen just about as well as mine did.

[Dry sarcasm all the way over here. She's being stuck with a PB thanks to being in a canon known for a lack of faces. Which isn't as bad as Wall-E's got it, but she won't admit that.]

hooray for adorable robots and AI!

[hellowall_e]

Ff. Foo. Forrrrrr-sss?

Weelll.... also creepy/evil Robots/Ai. But we dont like to talk about them.

[level_zero]

[Okay maybe she overestimated this guy's ability to understand. Crap.]

Like when you shove something and it falls over. You shove harder and it goes into a wall.

eeeeeexcellent

[hellowall_e]

Foooooor-ss. [He thinks about that and looks around for a moment, then finds a rock on the ground. He kicks it a few feet away and then points at it.]

F-oooooo-rss?

[level_zero]

[Okay, that's a start.]
Yeah. Kinda like that. But use words. I wouldn't go kicking your Munn that might just piss 'em off.

...I mean make them angry.

[She's pretty sure slang is not in his vocabulary so she actually corrects herself. Someone get this dude an English teacher...]

[hellowall_e]

Annnnnnnnn. Nnnnnnnngggggggg. Annnnn-g-ree. Annn-g-ree...? [He frowns, holds up his hands beside his face and makes raptor noises.]

Mmmm-un. Mun. Annn-g-ree, n-ot gooooood.

[level_zero]

[She's almost sure she doesn't want to know what he was imitating.]
Not good at all, buddy.

Probably just as bad to make them happy...

[hellowall_e]

Haaaaaaaa-ppeeee. Haaaa-ppy! Ha-ppy...b-aaaaaaa-d?

the turret is out of mythological references today

[oracleoflemons]

Pinocchio made a wish to become a real boy.

Unless he didn't. I don't remember.

afjdklas

[hellowall_e]

Piiiiiiiiiiiiiin. Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-nnnn. [Nope not happening.]

Wah?

[oracleoflemons]

Pinocchio.

[...]

I'm different.

[Translation: Hi, nice to meet you.]

[hellowall_e]

Diffffff. Diffff-eerrrrrrrr-ent. [He nods and taps his chest.] Difff-errr-ent!

[oracleoflemons]

[She(?) waves her side panels a little. Maybe that was a smile?]

I've never been to space. They did, though.

[hellowall_e]

W-aaaaa-lle be-eeeee-n sp. Sp-aaaa-sss. Ff. Ffff. Fooooo-ll-ow E-vah. To Ax-i-om.