dear_mun | Sep. 29th, 2012

Sep. 29th, 2012

It would appear as if my dear, wretched mun-sama isn't quite sure as to what he is suppose to do in a community like this. What exactly is it you..beings do on this 'dreamwidth' and what exactly does he want me to do?

sinister_blade

I can't believe you are taking that old man to game instead of me.

[Shirogane: HEY! I AIN'T OLD!]

*Ignores*

What am I? A spare? Do you have a death wish, stupid summoner?! I will NOT play second best for you, got it?!

Do NOT talk to me.

Katarina.

timesyou

You don't have this kind of time and neither do I.

I have a system to uphold as it is - I'm not looking to be transported into a new one. Beyond that, I'm not looking to graduate from chasing Bonnie and Clyde through districts to a few millennia of history.

Take Norse Fabio back if you're really eager for something new.

knightgallant

The sisters had a saying that you may find useful, Mundane:

"From patience and great effort do all things worth having come."

It's without frills, but the meaning holds true. [A small, rueful smile.]

That said, if it is your duty as a student to do research, then you must do so without sparing me a second thought. To do one's duty is the highest good a person can do, and even a duty to complete one's thesis is no less worthy of dedication than is the safekeeping of a city.

You needn't worry for me. What I want is not yet within the reach of my hand, but I will work hard and do what I can to become worthy of it. It is your task to do the same.

Be well, and do good work.

catchingfallingcaps

Hey, kid. It's not that I don't appreciate having the chance to stretch my legs, but you got a lot of work to do before you're ready to handle this.

And if it's all the same to you, I don't think I have it in me to play safety net for idiots who like to leap before looking right now. I thought I'd had enough when we lost Steve. Then Bucky shows up outta nowhere...

Fury's not all bad, but he doesn't have the greatest people skills and the kid needed someone to keep an eye on him as much as he needed someone who had his back. Nat's great, too, but they're the same kind of people. They'll get caught up in all their shadowy pasts if you give 'em half the chance.

...Don't really know if I did any good in the end. Not like he ever really listened to me. Stupid freaking kid.

I miss the hell out of that idiot.

thatwasapun

[Rabbit just. stands there awkwardly, tapping the tips of his fingers together with a small clicking sound.]

So, uh... we, uh, g-g-gonna go anywhere?

No?

... what's a "musebox"? It sounds itchy. C'mon, girly, are you really just gonna get aaaall our hopes up like that? I kn-n-now you've got it in you! Why, you juggled three or four of these things before, didn't ya?

... okay, so it possibly didn't go so well that time. S-s-so what! That was then, a-and this is now. You've gotta live in the moment! Seize the day!!

makethemguilty

You think I care for your whinging, about "losing your drive" for this..."game"? To think toying with me, a von Karma, would come to your fairy tale ending was nothing but delusional to begin with! An imperfect person like yourself has no place portraying me, as you've already clearly shown in your ineptitude as a writer.

You want "advice"? Tsk. Think again before you foist your needless and unwanted ideas on me. What a ridiculous notion. You think -I- would approve at being thrust into a mental institute or an enchanted castle?

[Hint hint: Mun is looking at

paradisa and

damned_institute, much to his displeasure]

My granddaughter could invent better ideas than you. She's only seven years old!!!

Hmph. Insistent though you may be, you're also lacking in sense. I will not consent so easily to being thrust into another realm without at least a thorough read through of the entire case files detailing my background. Again! Until you get it right. Perfectly. Precision and accuracy are both elements you are inconsistent with, which I will not accept.

...And tell that card-playing fool I am forced to share a headspace with to keep down with his racket. I don't care for his inane blather, what you call "fanboying".

number23rd

No, nuh-uh, not doing it. Having future-kids is creepy enough, I don't want to go anywhere with any of the Sins. They're sort of like my pseudo-future-kids, too, right?

And I really don't want to be part of any angsty AUs of yours. You're not making me a Philosopher's Stone at this age, I don't know anything at all about alchemy, yet.

.. Stop it with that look.

nice_pipes

Yeah, cute journal name, mun. Please, continue to bask in your...hm..."cleverness" for a while longer.

Seriously, though, I really hope you don't do what you like to do with a lot of other characters. You know, pick me up, make me feel all nice and special, and then not do anything but have me sit around in your head for who knows how long. That just sounds way too boring...and a little creepy, now that I think about it. Hopefully, Jason or Annabeth or--I can't believe I'm saying this with a straight face--Leo is there. 'Cause I just know you'll take me from the first book somewhere and let me squirm a bit before doing that whole "canon update" thing.

Hey, just because I'm Aphrodite's daughter doesn't mean I'm stupid. I do know how to ask the other characters you've got in your head about your habits.

booyakkasha

Have you seen it yet?

[No]

Have you seen it yet?

[No]

Have you seen it yet?

[No]

Have you seen it yet?

[NO]

Have you seen it yet?

[NO]

Have you seen it yet?

[NO I HAVEN'T HERE'S A DEAR MUN POST TO KEEP YOU OCCUPIED WHILE I WAIT]

Ha knew I'd make you post eventually.

[Comments are getting spoilerish, read at your own risk!]

voice_seeker

I'm sorry, Mun, really, but...I think I've waited long enough. It's been half a year now and you just got done doing something horrible with me, so don't you think it's time something went right for a change? Don't you think it's time I lived up to my username and tried some enabling?

I'd like to speak with Ariel. The one I spoke with before, one I haven't spoken with, any Ariel will do! I just want to hear her voice....

angroy

( Just in case? )

3nterprising

I can't believe you're actually going through with this.

The 'me' there tells you she's leaving, so you just wanna go in and take her place? If that isn't going to confuse the hell out of everyone in that world, I don't know what will.

I know you've got ulterior motives for a move like this. Hm. Maybe you'll be better at this than I thought.

best_dad_ever

Let's see...

[Currently reading a book entitled, "Tortures and Execution Methods of Ancient Civilizations."]

I guess this is what they meant on my last psyche evaluation by, "Doesn't channel negative emotions in healthy ways".

( Possible Spoilers Within )

psychotherapist

( potential MTMTE spoilers within )

berserkhealer

Mun-chan! I'm glad you decided to let me out here, but... if this is all it's going to be, let me go back home!

There's a lot more I could be doing than just being one of your afterthoughts!

lunge

You haven't played me for years. What brought this on?

fairytaled

Sequels.

[ "How it ends?" Still here, Mun. ]

bestseller

It's International Coffee Day and the first person you think of is me?

Okay, I like my coffee, don't get me wrong here, but I'm not that obsessed with it. I don't need ten cups to get me through the day. And sure, maybe one of those 'in-game' achievements was to go around the woods collecting coffee thermoses, which you haven't finished by the way, but really? It's just me? You have to have to know other people besides me.

-

Alright, fine. Go drink some more for the both of us then.

heathazed

Eh, it's alright if you can't do anything with me, mun. It's annoying, but I can live through it. I mean, you are letting me live, so that's good.

And plus, it's not like you know much information about me, and you probably won't until they translate the novel or you get to my chapters in the manga (whenever that happens).

So yeah, whatever, keep doing whatever else you're doing.

punches_boulders

Okay, first off, Claire is never allowed to ride with Leon. Nothing against Leon, just his luck with cars seems to be... lacking.

Also, I like Finn.

agent_van_asshole

Don't...

[A pause.]

Don't feel sorry for me. I'm working on it.

[Muttering almost to himself.]

I'm working on it. And I don't belong anywhere, especially not a place like that.

ahero

Sweetheart.... I'm honored you chose me, I truly am. Just, please don't do anything reckless, won't you?

Do.... do you think they'll be happy to see me? After.... everything...?

making_hicksicles

Yeah, this is great. I really wanted to go from New Marais to this place while Cole is trying to do everything in his power to get stronger. I really want to be completely clueless about how this whole Conduit thing works.

Oh and I really want to be able to go someplace where the odds of my freezing someone to death, literally, is a high possibility.

[The sarcasm is actually tangible.]

You really have no idea how hellish this all actually is, do you? and you're going to make it worse.

de_bel_survivor

...You know, I don't think there's enough sheep around for me to be a Serial Sheep Killer. Or Serial Sheep Slaughterer, if you want to go with alliterative appeal.

stealstires

I hate it when you're right

You get so smug.

handoras_boxes

Really, I'm up for any opportunity to get to enjoy my hot, young body a little while longer. My time with it from before was tragically cut short by a fatal case of impudence and there are so many things I haven't gotten to doing yet. Like finishing driver's ed. Doing yoga. Inhaling the world in a maelstrom of pure calamity.

Just the little things in life to keep me occupied and happy.

sounprepared

Okay, miss...mun. It's kind of nice to know you liked me, just two episodes in, but isn't this jumping the gun a little? And anyway, I don't really have time to get stuck in your head. I've got to play lacrosse, and I promised Allison I'd pick her up Friday night. And you've got...whatever it is you're glued to your computer for.

And no, the puppy jokes are not as funny as you think they are. [Or the comparisons to a certain hunter from another canon, but he's not going to bring that up.]

arulinholm

[For being shoved into a horror game, this girl seems in remarkably high spirits.]

You know, it's really not so bad. Everyone is so nice, too.

And there are such stories to tell! Just think of what Varric could come up with if he met Serah Grimlock the enchanted amor or if he knew about those chatter runes. [Cellphones, Merrill.] His stories would be the best in all of Thedas, not that they aren't already.

Anyway, Mun, are you sure this place is going to be scary? I just can't believe it. [Nevermind the whole kidnapped, stuck in a creepy rundown city thing...]

angelofheadtilt

Several hours ago I would have said I don't understand the purpose of this charade, but it's now clear that there isn't one. The longer you look at animated images of me eating raw meat, the less inclined I am to take you seriously. However, I have to ask why you consider that period of my existence to be so humorous. I found it incredibly unpleasant.

halfassed

Seven kids?

Nat barely warmed up to the one. She barely kept the one.

And you know I'm never getting out of the business. Not all the way. Not really. It's in my blood now.

silentrage

[most unrighteous of mother fuckin' mundanes, you are kickin' some wicked delusional shit if you believe that you can let me up into your head and leave me here as nothing more than a repository of gifs. giving me the most fuckin' intimate of looks into the machinations of your thinkpan only makes pulling the strings all the mother fuckin' easier.

honk. :O)]

waitedlongenough

( umm, massive spoilers )

thefuckinhalf

Like hell you're going to put me somewhere. You can take all those ideas, and shove them up your ass.

silvertonguedgod

Miss Mun, while you are waiting on word back on that application to that place you intend to send me, I think you need to reflect on a very important decision regarding my arrival there should all go as planned.

I'm speaking of that pesky curse of course. You know, the one Odin put upon me, the one that keeps me trapped in this child's form? I believe that since I will be away from my world and considerably outside the influence of Odin and Asgard and general you should just do away with it all together. I'll be able to do so much more with my normal body and full access to my magic, don't you agree?

...

...You have no intention of playing me without my curse, do you?

...

Because you think I'm cuter this way is a pretty poor reason.

purrings

( Cut for Olive Courier )

( Cut for plain text translation )

Current Mood: nervous

hullo_sweetie

( Cut for spoilers )

agoodhalfman

Oh, so. Now you're gonna get back to me? After all this time? You sure about this, love? You and me...we've been down this road. Found ourselves at a dead end before too long. Not so sure my heart can take it all again.

But...if you're insistin'...

No games this time! You hear me? I'm not gonna be dropped off in some crazy place that I can't get out of. Don't bring the D word into this, it's not gonna help you.

swordedpast

Great. This is certainly a good start. You've just put in the application, and I already hate you.

Maybe I shouldn't bother telling you, but it's not as if I can make things any worse for myself. Didn't you think it through? You're bringing me to a game about superheroes. Man, what did you expect?

freshlyripened

I don't think I really deserve this kind of attention. And—not that it's not flattering, but if it's all the same to you, I'd really rather stay with my... my friends.

clericsdoitbest

You're blowing this purring thing a little out of proportion, aren't you?

nerd_bot

I understand your excitement. But that does not mean there will be more episodes...

Yes, it is good to hope, but you should not get your hopes up so fast. You must remain grounded in logic.

shard_finder

Mun!

Stupid Stupid! Stupid! How could you think about something like this? You are at work at least nine hours a day and playing other games on top of that. Now you want to role play me as well? You are crazy Mun. You know what? Do you know who you're exactly like? Inuyasha. You two take on way to much without any help.

Look Mun I appreciate it, I really do, but where will we go? All of my castmates left the last community we were in. I know you don't mind playing me without any of my friends but we both enjoy it more when they are there.

Mun we have been together for awhile now and I know you feel bad because you can feel my voice slipping and it brings you comfort. What are we going to do? Hopefully, find some of my friends in here and go with them into a new world? You know that never works. Even I'm a little pessimistic about this especially since we have tried it before. But, if you are willing to try Mun, then so am I.

You know what Mun, lets give it our all. Go Mun! We can do it! With you by my side, we can do anything!

unbrkableteen

Oh wow, you're really going to try to put me in another game? I hope it goes better than your last tries. It looks like a neat place. I go to an all girl school already anyways so I guess I'm used to that much.

I'll really miss not having C-ko around though...this'll be the first time we've really been apart since kindergarten.

Hope the people in the game are nice at least.

hasbottombunk

( Spoilerssssss )

smartstobeyou

[ Well he has only one thing to say about that... ]

Smart.

nottooforceful

Well mun, I can't say I'm exactly happy being taken from my duties. A jedi has to be there to help the people and with Dr.Tarnis's father swearing revenge upon me, it's not a great time to be taken. After all, he's going to try and kill the entirety of Coruscant just for something I did.

You know I didn't enjoy taking Tarnis' life but he gave me zero choice in the matter. So, I would appreciate it if you would send me back now....

No?

All right, I apologize for doing this but...

[Nicolas waves a hand slowly.]

You do not want to play me, you want to send me back.

[Trying Jedi mind tricks should work on muns, right?]

I think we have issues.

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