canon is mythical detective loki ragnarok

[silvertonguedgod]

Miss Mun, while you are waiting on word back on that application to that place you intend to send me, I think you need to reflect on a very important decision regarding my arrival there should all go as planned.

I'm speaking of that pesky curse of course.  You know, the one Odin put upon me, the one that keeps me trapped in this child's form? I believe that since I will be away from my world and considerably outside the influence of Odin and Asgard and general you should just do away with it all together.  I'll be able to do so much more with my normal body and full access to my magic, don't you agree?

...

...You have no intention of playing me without my curse, do you?

...

Because you think I'm cuter this way is a pretty poor reason.

Comments

[isawesome]

Hah hah! Sucks to be you, dude!

[silvertonguedgod]

I'll manage. Though it certainly would have been nice to be able to reach the top shelf without assistance.

[isawesome]

If my mun ever finishes my app, I could reach stuff.

[silvertonguedgod]

I'm certain you could. Ah, the advantages of being tall.

[isawesome]

Totally, and I could make myself taller with surrounding rocks, or make my arms longer.

Awesome, huh?

[silvertonguedgod]

Oh, very awesome. Certainly there's not a single shelf that would be out of your reach.

Though I imagine your talents extend far beyond just that.

[ Yes please tell him more so he can file it all away for future reference. ]

[isawesome]

Unless they were magical or whatever.

Well, I'm made of rocks and I can blow myself up.

[ So clueless]

[silvertonguedgod]

You can? That's very awesome indeed. Why that must be quite devastating!

[isawesome]

[ he likes it when others call him awesome]

Yeah, it's pretty sweet. The super-villains all fear me and stuff.
Chicks dig the rock hard bod.

[handoras_boxes]

Nice choice for a curse. A tad gauche, mind you, but with a form like that, you couldn't have picked a better occupation than "detective".

Do me a favor and say "only one truth prevails" for me.

[silvertonguedgod]

[ SIGH. This comparison always pops up. ALWAYS. ]

Sorry, I'm afraid that infringing on other people's catchphrases is just one line that even I wouldn't cross.

[handoras_boxes]

[Well, I could have gone with Encyclopedia Brown.]

Oh, come on. By now, that other little boy is probably public domain. Think of it as a tribute. Gods love tributes, don't they?

[silvertonguedgod]

Still, I like to keep things classy.

[ Sometimes. When people are watching. ]

And certainly gods do love tributes. Receiving them that is.

[unreachableutopia]

It must be difficult to be unable to function at your fullest for such trivial reasons.

[She sympathizes with unwanted limitations.]

[silvertonguedgod]

Very trivial! Can you imagine, cursed and banished all for the crimes of a few harmless pranks. Truly a great failing of justice if there ever was one.

[unreachableutopia]

I was referring to your mundane's reasons to deny your abilities.

[deductiongeek]

At least you have a chance.

[silvertonguedgod]

[ Well... they say there's always someone in a worse situation... ]

Don't give up hope now! Maybe in another eighteen years...

[deductiongeek]

That's ten years. Not eighteen.

[That really isn't helping.]

[silvertonguedgod]

Sorry, my mistake.

[ He can barely help himself okay? ]

Maybe you should give evil aura collection a go.

[deductiongeek]

And what is that?

[amthemoon]

[Spica's just going to be watching him silently from over here. Wondering if this Loki remembers her. So far, she hasn't been able to find one who does... ;;]