To destinystrings

[handoras_boxes]

Really, I'm up for any opportunity to get to enjoy my hot, young body a little while longer. My time with it from before was tragically cut short by a fatal case of impudence and there are so many things I haven't gotten to doing yet. Like finishing driver's ed. Doing yoga. Inhaling the world in a maelstrom of pure calamity.

Just the little things in life to keep me occupied and happy.

Comments

[ptooey]

Don't you mean you're too busy being gross?

[handoras_boxes]

Says the one who so eagerly had me ride on your wings for a good several years.

[ptooey]

You never complained.

[handoras_boxes]

Oh, I had a few remarks against the impudent worm who turned against his master. If memory serves, you still haven't paid for what you did, Dark Pit. Or wait, is it Pitoo these days?

[ptooey]

It was self-preservation. I'd be hilariously stupid if I let myself become a tool that only destroyed itself.

[handoras_boxes]

Pitoo, Pitoon Ptooey, Pitalia, Pitastique, Cherry Pit...

[ptooey]

[Pitalia and Pitastique what even]

Not listening.

[handoras_boxes]

Good, then I'll just continue. Pitanistan, Pittybull, Pitallahan, Pittoo, Pittoo, Pitootalannihilation. My goodness, I think I can keep this up for an entire day.

[ptooey]

[You know what

he's just going to be extra rude

and pull out the Silver Bow and start shooting at Pandora's general direction]

[handoras_boxes]

[With a wag of her finger, Pandora conjures a heart-shaped barrier in front of her. The shots from the Silver Bow make contact and bounce back off towards Dark Pit now in the shape of hearts.]

Oh, good, seems like I have your undivided attention now.

[ptooey]

[after narrowly dodging, he folds his arms]

You know what, I'm done.

[handoras_boxes]

Hm, you don't usually give up after just a little punishment. Was the intensity set in this room for 9.0?

[ptooey]

You're just not worth the effort.

[handoras_boxes]

Chirps the little crow with the scorched feathers.

[ptooey]

Remind me which one of us lost their body in an embarrassing freak accident?

[shiningascent]

[You know, he was going to make a comment, but he's rather quite distracted by the name parade going on in the above thread.

Plus, free popcorn. Munch munch munch...]

[handoras_boxes]

The popcorn might be free, but the show isn't.

[Some heart-shaped projectiles may be sent flinging at Pit's direction too.]

[shiningascent]

[Whoa!! He manages to dodge, but...]

Aww, man! You made me spill it! What a waste of good food...

[ptooey]

[there is a reason he would still kick your butt Pit and this is it]

[shiningascent]

[I'm sorry Ptooey did you say something]

[ptooey]

[he said Mama likes him better]

[shiningascent]

[sounds like someone has to take his twin DOWN

downTOWN]

[ptooey]

[BRING IT]

[shiningascent]

[FIVE STOCK FINAL DESTINATION-- d-do you like items, Pittoo...?]

[ptooey]

[items could be fun]

[shiningascent]

[WITH ITEMS, THEN. We're not party poopers, here]

[ptooey]

[What about final smash]