dear_mun | Now Homeless; Formerly at sirenspull

You think I care for your whinging, about "losing your drive" for this..."game"? To think toying with me, a von Karma, would come to your fairy tale ending was nothing but delusional to begin with! An imperfect person like yourself has no place portraying me, as you've already clearly shown in your ineptitude as a writer.

You want "advice"? Tsk. Think again before you foist your needless and unwanted ideas on me. What a ridiculous notion. You think -I- would approve at being thrust into a mental institute or an enchanted castle?

[Hint hint: Mun is looking at

paradisa and

damned_institute, much to his displeasure]

My granddaughter could invent better ideas than you. She's only seven years old!!!

Hmph. Insistent though you may be, you're also lacking in sense. I will not consent so easily to being thrust into another realm without at least a thorough read through of the entire case files detailing my background. Again! Until you get it right. Perfectly. Precision and accuracy are both elements you are inconsistent with, which I will not accept.

...And tell that card-playing fool I am forced to share a headspace with to keep down with his racket. I don't care for his inane blather, what you call "fanboying".

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My mun wants me to offer Ruby City to the list of possibilities, since Miles is here.

[Aqua's not that enthused about the idea. SHE'S HEARD ABOUT YOU VON KARMA.]

...Hmph. Like I would wish to go anywhere near that idealistic fool.

[The mun will, of course, keep it in consideration, despite his damning of it.]

He's not a fool!

[Automatically defensive.]

He's very smart and he's sweet. He's trying to find a way for us to go home on our own terms.

[ And he thought he was tough on his mun. This is a whole other level over here. Have some laughter. ]

I somehow doubt what you "approve of" will have any bearing on what your player ultimately decides to do. If anything, it seems they aim for what we want the least.

Though I must say an enchanted castle does sound like a much more pleasant atmosphere to the alternative. The institute has little to look forward to, I can assure you.

HA! How would you know? Are you her conscience? Do you claim to be a "mundane whisperer?" What ridiculousness! Your foolish deduction has nothing to do with my circumstances.

Do you think I care for such a worthless interpretation of the facts without evidence?

...

What of it? Why would it even matter to a person like you?

[Scar happens to know a previous incarnation of vK in Damned, and he can't resist to have a little fun here~]

Oh, I'm certain your lovely mundane is going to listen to you. They always do, after all...

[A...lion? A talking one at that.]

...Hmph. The girl will listen [if she knows what's good for her].

I've presented the facts. Now I will see to it that I achieve results. [Perfectly.]

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[If a talking lion surprises you, try one with a smug grin.]

Oh, aren't you a confident one?

Well, I suppose we'll find out if you truly are an exception sooner or later.

[But he's probably seen stranger things in Court, overall. The world in which he came from could be at length a very odd place.

But it was rather peculiar, yes. On par with a number of the strange witnesses he's had the misfortune of coaxing into testimony during a trial.]

I merely know my rightful position.

And how might you presume to know me, beast?

[Scar chuckles.] Oh, I can't wait to see how rightful that position of yours turns out to be.

Presume, von Karma? Let's just say I have had the pleasure of meeting another incarnation of yours. [He's aware that he's cheating in a way, but he doesn't care beyond his own amusement.]

And the beast has a name, or would you enjoy to be referred to as hairless ape in return?

...Hello Mr. von Karma.

Please don't come to

smashacademy.

[That means yes, please come. *_*]

Mister Wright, pray tell...Why would I ever wish to come into the same vicinity as a worthless individual such as yourself?

[;D Mundane will gladly check it out, much to his chagrin.]

....

I don't know. I'm not even sure why you're not still in jail, to be honest.

Hmph.

Fool. That circus you conducted in court holds no bearing on my reputation, for it should have been exposed to be a farce all along! That senile fool of a judge repealed a verdict, which is more or less an illegitimate ruling!

"Jail" is reserved for the dregs of society, or did you not even know that! Go back to law school, you simpleton.

[Prison or the line of execution is where men of dignity walk. 8( Yeah, someone's still sore about that.]

[Right. Technicalities. Jail was different than prison. And Phoenix just sighs in exasperation at that.]

Mr. von Karma. You openly admitted to killing Gregory Edgeworth and sending those instructions to Mr. Yogi after I uncovered the truth. I would say you should be sitting in prison right now.

Your verdict was not repealed.

[This is Phoenix's serious business face. :|]

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Oh, I'm so terribly sorry, Mister Wright, but there's one problem with your reiteration of transpired events in which you supposedly "uncovered the truth". It holds no bearing on where I am to go. From here on out it's just hearsay.

I am not in prison, and I won't be there any time soon.

Your mun shouldn't put you anywhere!

Heh.

Unfortunately for you she cares a great deal more about finding a place where I will be most comfortable.

Your Evil Munistate needs better taste!

Now Homeless; Formerly at sirenspull - Looking at several places.

Hi <333 /kossy-mun

Hallo ♥

♥

von Karmaaaaa

>3> ohgod...here it comes.

von Karma~

Scaaar.~

Re: Scaaar.~

pardon my late ;;

It's okay~

ahhhhh hello von Karma

8( defense attorney...

i have a vK account myself and I quietly borrowed some of your beautiful icons....

8| Credit me attorney or I'll put -you- in jail (LOL)

oh okay...... please don't put me in jail mr. von karma

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