Good job with dat, really spectacular work considerin' you've no idea what you're doin' wit' dat "HTML" garbage half de time, an' it took you prob'ly three times as long as someone who knew what dey were doin' would've. It really looks good,
mon amour.
Can't wait t'get some people t'fill it up wit', hopefully dey ain't turned off too easy by your shameless self-promotion, eh?
Honestly I don' know why you went through all de trouble,
petit. We both know you ain't got no time for somethin' like dis, not t'mention you got the attention span of a gnat. But y'sure did put some hard work into it. I'm proud o' you.
Now would you go get some rest? It's 2am an' y'promised your ma you'd go wit' her to de bank in de mornin'.
Go on now, it'll keep 'til mornin', an' if you sleep you won' be worryin' 'bout whether any o' dese other players be interested or no. God knows how you fret, worse'n a woman.
No? Alright den, don' say I didn't warn you,
cheri.