voice testing this sulky jerk

[smilederek]

Just so we're entirely clear on this: You do not need an icon of me rolling around on the floor shirtless, and no I do not do it all the time.

And just for the record? There is a difference between undergoing involuntary bodily spasms due to being electrocuted and "rolling around".

Comments

[charring]

Yeah. A huge difference. One is fun.

[smilederek]

I wouldn't know.

[Suuuuuuuuuuuuulk.]

[charring]

[Charlie's used to sulky supernatural beings. So you, sir, get a blank look at the sulking.]

You should try it sometime. Or...y'know...just relaxing a tiny bit.

[scarlet_discord]

You shirtless? Not a terrible prospect. You electrocuted, that's another story.

[smilederek]

I can't say I'd recommend it.

[WAIT. Did he just accidentally diss his own shirtless chest.]

The electrocution.

[There we go. Two whole words worth of clarification.]

[scarlet_discord]

Yeah, people tend to forget that being tough also means that you can hurt more.

As for the other, well, you're gonna have to live with the fact that people who like guys are gonna wanna see you shirtless. Don't be embarrassed! There are a lot worse things.

[alwaysrobin]

Yeah but you were still rolling around. .. In pain. These guys and girls seem to like that sort of thing. So what? Indulge, man. Take advantage of it.

[smilederek]

I was not rolling around in pain.

[Mere pain is not enough to make Derek roll around! Electrical impulses making his muscles all spasm, on the other hand...]

Is that really your response to people taking this much pleasure in your discomfort?

[alwaysrobin]

I'm just saying, maybe going along with a bit of harmless fangirling for a bit more pain and stress-free hours, wherever we are?

[rainfading]

Well, how often do you get electrocuted?

[smilederek]

Twice.

[Pause]

But I only fell down the first time.

[rainfading]

Wow, you really object to the thought of "rolling around on the floor", don't you.

[molotovmartinis]

Not with the proper conditioning, there isn't. [ :) ]

[smilederek]

Speaking with the voice of experience? [ >:( ]

[molotovmartinis]

Always.

Also, you should consider your icon needs if, say, your typist should have you go out into the woods and locate something dead and smelly to roll in.

[dammitlouis]

Rolling on the floor? How...undignified.

[smilederek]

It's not something I've been doing by choice.

[piskie]

Oi, they need icons of ev-er-y-thing is what they reckon.

[smilederek]

Yours don't look so bad.

[selich]

Stop, drop and roll is a fucking valuable technique in life. Maybe your mun is just concerned for your safety.

Or perving, whatever.

[smilederek]

She's not concerned for my safety. All her favorite episodes involve me almost dying.

[lupa]

Yeah, but getting electrocuted isn't one of those things you can pencil into your diary. More something that comes out of nowhere, bam, and suddenly you're half dressed and on the floor. See also: hard drinking.

Be prepared.

[--a not actually unfriendly speech nonetheless delivered while GG paces and stares suspiciously because rrrrr that's why.]

[smilederek]

I should have seen it coming, really. The same person shot me in the arm the day before it happened.

A hunter, of course.

[He's not pacing, but... yeah, he's staring right back at her. rrrrrr indeed.]

[deserves]

What, did someone catch you rolling around like a puppy or something?

asdjfhkdjhf! 'sup hi!

[smilederek]

You see a lot of puppies getting electrocuted, Jackson?