in regard to her app sample

[abdicates]

If you honestly go through with this asinine cake in the rain stupidity for my sample I promise that I'll find a way to melt whatever passes for your mind these days from the inside out.

...and while we're on the subject of unsatisfactory application areas, my weapon section needs some serious revising. I refuse to have anything she owned representing me, especially in battle.

Comments

[consider8]

Oho?
Well, aren't you an interesting one.
I don't think I've seen you in any previous iterations of my world.

Oh, 8ut allow me to digress 8efore I get too far off topic.
8y your statement and general demeanor, I get the sense -- and 8y that I mean I know -- that you are not content with the current state of the application your player is providing.
Which appears to 8e a common sentiment, judging from the state of topics form on this present medium.

[abdicates]

In a dramatic twist that absolutely no one saw coming, the vast expanse of paradox space and its quirks cannot be known by a single person. Shocking, I know.

Discontent bordering on mutiny has been a running theme with the useless thing directing my actions, although it doesn't surprise me that this isn't a unique situation. As a species humans aren't given over to intelligence.

[consider8]

That's a 8it harsh, don't you think?

[abdicates]

Not in the least. If anything it's an understatement given language's difficulty in producing words able to accurately describe vast cosmic failures.

OTL

[consider8]

Oh? Then perhaps that necessitates the use of many words.

And as luck may have it, I have nowhere else to 8e at the moment.

One of the perks of 8eing dead, I suppose.

[abdicates]

They don't deserve the careful thought which such a diatribe would entail, so instead I'll be concise: if they were completely eradicated nothing of value would be lost.

[consider8]

Oh dear.
I'm afraid we've reached an impasse, then.
I find them quite endearing in many respects.

[abdicates]

It's not much of an impasse at all. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, and thankfully those with brainless ones such as yours are too useless to cause much damage.

[consider8]

Heh.

You remind me of a friend of mine.

[abdicates]

Hopefully one not as saturated in stupidity and blind sentimentality as her acquaintance.

[consider8]

Oh no.
You may 8e pleased to know she was undenia8ly ruthless and tyrannical.
Every 8it of a 8adass 8itch as she could ever hope to 8e.
Of course I could attempt to provide you with an allegorical account as to why this was folly and ultimately ended up causing more harm to her than good.
8ut I think we 8oth know that such an account would 8e unduly futile and mostly unwanted.

Though I did try to warn her.
And I'm stating that for the record.

[roseintheshade]

So you're finally slipping the surly bonds of one-off encounters and this sounding board and managed to get yourself into a position to secure a more permanent role, somewhere? Honestly, I'm surprised it took you this long.

You don't seem particularly excited, though. I was sure you'd think it great news to finally be able to bend someone's ear for longer than a single thread.

[threadjack]

[consider8]

Oh yes!
Now she seems familiar!

[abdicates]

I've got a healthy amount of competition from several iterations of myself in this idiot's mind, so the process was gradual. Luckily I'm much more pervasive than my huma counterparts.

You seem to have misunderstood my relatively simple missive, which isn't particularly surprising all things considered. The idea if a more permanent residence isn't abhorrent to me - quite the opposite - but the hamfisted way which she's going about securing a place is utterly disgusting.

Considering what she's done so far it would be more productive for her to slobber over the keyboard and submit whatever happens to find its way into the comment box.

[fireflyheir]

oh, man
you know, that's really kind of annoying when someone here gets easily earwormed

[abdicates]

It seems to be more of some unfathomable running gag than an unfortunate song choice, which simply makes it all the more imbecilic to consider.

[fireflyheir]

because… of what? the icing coming down?

[abdicates]

Because soggy confectioneries have absolutely nothing to do with me or any actions I'd conceivably be taking in my future.

[fireflyheir]

that's kind of random, then.
...
maybe it's a metaphor for something.

[abdicates]

Yes, it's a metaphor for the complete incompetency of my mundane. Not surprising in the least, really.

[fireflyheir]

i guess not!
but… i guess the question now is why they'd apply it to you!

[abdicates]

Because she takes great pleasure in shoehorning that particular prompt into as many applications as she possibly can. My only crime is being the first on the chopping block at the time she recalled her quest.

[fireflyheir]

huh. that… seems kind of awkward, actually! what if it really doesn't work?

[he would offer a shoulderpat, except he's not sure he'd get his hand back.]

[abdicates]

Then I've been saved from a humiliating situation and can safely revel at my mundane's failure from the headspace.

[you are an occasionally wise man John]

[fireflyheir]

what if that just spurs them on to try something else, though?

[if only it kicked in more often]