dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: jane austen

I am no more interested in your endeavours now than I ever have been in our previous altercations. I now understand that my protests fall in deaf ears, but I cannot allow you to pursue such a disastrous event without a word of warning. I have reason to believe you are already aware that it is not in my nature to remain silent to such crude behaviour.

I have said my piece, I will leave you to your dealings knowing full well you have no intention of acting upon anything but your whim. I shall only say that you have made a grave mistake allowing such circumstances to fall upon my acquaintances more than myself.

everyminute

You cannot possibly be serious! Wickham and I are going to America, and it's going to be a very grand adventure - I am going to have so many adventures, madam! - and I will not be changing our plans for the sake of, of-- oh! I can scarcely bear to give words to your wretched notions of what is to be done with me, which are unladylike in the most significantly improper way and I won't have it.

I shan't.

You won't make me. And to think of doing any unkindness to my poor Wickham after his awful experience--! The wickedness of you. Go! Go away!

Get!

a_sharp_wit

And so every so often, your thoughts must naturally turn to me, is that it? I suppose it would be flattering if such thoughts were not centered around unsavory things.

[Then she gestures with her hands slightly.]

I suppose it is the nature of mundanes however to engage in such however.

amissbennet

Do you think it appropriate to be sending me on another such leave when it has been near three years since you read that ~~horrid abomination~~ story of me? I find it strange enough that so many should know so much of me, as if I had come suddenly into wealth in my small county, that you need not make matters worse.

You are overburdened as it is and I have no desire to be tamed in such a manner. Admit your faults, dear mun, and return me to my leisure, that I might find happiness elsewhere.

prejudices

I am uncertain you have put a proper amount of thought into your decision, Miss Mundane. I would urge you to reconsider, had I any confidence in your empathy. I suppose you fully intend on having me suffer for your amusement.

That was not a question. It is not necessary for you to answer 'yes'. I merely ask that you pay me proper respect and decide not to begrudge me my dignity in your childish games.

I've no idea what a superhero is.

It's an utterly ridiculous title..

I do not think hypnosis is a power befitted to me, for that matter. I have absolutely no desire to compel my adversaries into a swoon.

barelytolerable

Mundane, is it?

I really must object to this arrangement. It isn’t very convenient on either side. I think I much rather walk to Town and back rather than be subject to the whims of a girl whom I know nothing about. Or perhaps play pianoforte for Lady Catherine again.

No, I shouldn’t dare say that. It may be enough to summon her.

For now, it may be in my best interest to stay silent. No matter how impossible you think that would be for me.

shippingit

Okay. Before we get started; I just looked up this whole "shipping" thing, and if you're implying what I think you're implying with this username of mine...then I approve. Wholeheartedly.

So, I should probably introduce myself. Hm, but I guess you already know who I am. I wouldn't be here if you didn't. I'm not really sure what I should say in that case...

I guess I'll just settle for: it's nice to be working for you. Always good to have some support, and I think we'll get along really well. Let's just hope William doesn't have a cow that I'm out here now.

runsavlog

Hey, mun, I get it, you're upset. I cannot say for certain, but I think Gigi is mostly over it, she's a strong girl.

Well, you saw me smiling in the next episode preview. Keep your chin up, things cannot turn out that badly.

[Easy for you to say, Lizzie. I've read the book.]

tomatch

I think it's cute you suddenly have such interest in me again. Even if it's because you're watching that Masterpiece version of my life. [ which is weird. also wrong because she is totally not interested in knightly in that way. at least she knows about elton now. the scumbag! ]

I'd almost be flattered, but I know you. You're going to forget about me soon enough. Have you ever considered that your attention span might relate to why you're still single?

Can I at least get some work done? Dating websites done run themselves. Especially ones with success rates like mine.

runsavlog

Well mun, I cannot quite say I'm surprised. I assumed you'd be more likely to try your hand at that insufferable prick, but no! Instead you settle on me, and I'm oddly okay with our little arrangement.

You could have picked a wittier username, though.

Just a thought.

cannot

Now I cannot say I wholly approve of your ... fascination with my face, as you keep saying, since you are flattering my vanity. And I will not have any more of that again.

Surely we can find ourselves something to apply my wits toward. [ no, don't give us that look, emma. ]

Oh, why not? It's so painfully obvious that some of these girls in this shared headspace are in lo— yes, yes I know I said that my matchmaking days are over. But just a small hint can't hurt, can it? Just a tip in the right direction. Hm?

sensibles

I never expected a happy ending, you know.

And neither did he.

At least you've gone and gotten me married, which is more than mother ever anticipated. Where are we to go from now? What do you intend on doing with me?

keenest

I don't like to demand attention. [ wow, such a lie, emma. ]

But, honestly, must I sit here gathering dust? I might not be a Bennet sister, but certainly my being a Woodhouse must hold some importance to you.

[ hair flip. ]

altersnot

I know it was all in good fun, but I don't actually think it was stalking. I just wanted to see, wanted to live one last moment. Maybe if he saw me again it would have been different. I was given no real reason.

You think it's all a big laugh, but it wasn't and it isn't and it will never be. If everyone has one great love in their life then I've had mine. I'm not resolved to it. I still have-- my sisters.

That's ghastly, actually.

You can skew this whatever you want. I felt what I did, and I won't regret it. I'll stick to playing the piano if I must, you do so love Claire de Lune. And walks. I have the lovely company of hills and woods. And no, it's not going to rain. It's fine.

I'm fine.

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Entries tagged with canon: jane austen

Maaaaybe AUing him for thegames

( canon is death comes to pemberley )

Waxing sentimental about old threads and old ideas

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Being sent to CnC, not sure how feel.

no elizabeth. this is going to hurt me more than it will you I swear

Oops? Canon is the Lizzie Bennet Diaries

On today's update

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Voice testing! (Canon is "The Lizzie Bennet Diaries")

impulsive voicetesting is a go.

"pride and prometheus"

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on mun describing her; canon: sense and sensibility (modern)

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