dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: dead like me

Work never ends now does it? Is this a promotion or just a game? Cos without Ruben around there's nobody to hand out assignments. How am I supposed to work without those mate? Tell me that. While you are at it, get me somewhere to stay. Preferably not one of those games.

therightagent

Let's talk about a couple of these AU ideas of yours.

1. The one where I become a Reaper after dying: sure, what the hell, go for it. Beats being HYDRA's bitch. Just let me confirm that no one got the S.G. Rogers note and assume that means he's still alive somewhere instead of that his soul is rotting in his body and we're square.

2. The one where Aperture Laboratories acquires me: you realize that, even if they get me when the AI's running the place instead of Johnson, I am going to be completely goddamn insane. If I'm not the one who floods the place with neurotoxin, I'm going to be the one writing incoherent shit on the walls and talking to a defective turret like it's my best friend. I get it, okay, I don't get veto on this shit. Just letting you know what you'd get.

While we're at it: my trial? You already decided I'm going to be found not guilty by reason of insanity, so let's not explore it at all and say we did.

duckduckdead

Holy shit, seriously? This song and dance again?

smokeinhalation

You can't be serious, mundane. This again? Not that I'm itching to go anywhere, but you didn't follow through with sending me someplace last time. Why should I believe this time will be any different?

And no, tossing me into "memes and things" doesn't count as sending me somewhere.

reapinghavoc

Just do it already. Write your apps and play. I'm sick of all this waffling. I've had quite enough waffles for one lifetime, and don't even get me started on the afterlife.

Bring me to the bubble.

smokeinhalation

Oh, honey, you don't really think this is a good idea, do you? I mean, I've had my fair share of men, but that doesn't mean I want to be shipped off to some island because you think I'd be a good fit. How about you try to find someone else who needs a marvelous vacation and convince them they'd be better off there? I've got a manicure to get to.

And while you're at it, be a doll and fill up the rest of those icons for me, alright? Only have eighty-eight of the hundred I could have is embarrassing.

toiletseat

So, what, you're going to put me in some sort of a 'game'? [Amused. Mun doesn't know why ~~or pretends to~~]

Well it's stupid! Dumb. Fucking moronic. I'm not your fuckin' toy.

daisydaisyadair

Okay, mun! Let's ditch this rust and start shining, shall we?

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Entries tagged with canon: dead like me

Mun watched Dead Like Me and this happened

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no one wants you here, daisy.

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voicetesting. working on an app. the usual.

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New muse!

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