voicetesting. working on an app. the usual.

[smokeinhalation]

Oh, honey, you don't really think this is a good idea, do you? I mean, I've had my fair share of men, but that doesn't mean I want to be shipped off to some island because you think I'd be a good fit. How about you try to find someone else who needs a marvelous vacation and convince them they'd be better off there? I've got a manicure to get to.

And while you're at it, be a doll and fill up the rest of those icons for me, alright? Only have eighty-eight of the hundred I could have is embarrassing.

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[toiletseat]

Sounds real sucky to be you.

<3!

[smokeinhalation]

Please. I pity the people that aren't me, even when my mun gets ridiculous ideas like this in her head.

so happy to see Daisy :3

[toiletseat]

At least your mun gets ideas. This is the only time she's ever really let me out. This is crap. I'd say I'd rather be dead, but.

i'm happy to see a george! and i hope i do her justice.

[smokeinhalation]

Oh, Georgia. [ Ready for one of those lovely life lessons Daisy likes to think she gives? Because this is going to be one. ] If you want to go somewhere and she's not letting you, tell her you're going. And don't take no for an answer!

[dear_vera]

I've learned that when it comes to being shipped off to an island, people rarely seem to have a choice.

[smokeinhalation]

Maybe the people that you know, but I'm not most people.

[dear_vera]

Oh, well then. What kind of people are you?

[smokeinhalation]

The very special and important sort. [ It sounds like she really believes that, too. ] What about you? I'm guessing you're the sort that's already been shipped off?

[dear_vera]

Impressive. [He's... kind of being sarcastic? But mostly bemused.]

I am. I've been shipped off for years, now, it's just been different people doing the shipping. I don't mind where I am at the moment, though. It's more home than home ever was.

[smokeinhalation]

[ She's just going to ignore any trace of sarcasm she hears. ]

That's either incredibly sad for you or very fortunate. Either way, I'm rather fond of my home and I don't really see that changing anytime soon, especially if the other choice I've got is that godforsaken island.

[dear_vera]

[And he just has to chuckle wryly.] Maybe a little of both. Well, I can't say I blame you, though - just as many people hate it here as love it, and I can't see that either side is wrong.

i just realized that most of her icons are of her with her mouth open. :/

[smokeinhalation]

I think that might be a sign that you've been there too long. You're likely suffering from Stockholm Syndrome or something equally horrible.

XD probably because she's always talking~

[dear_vera]

Well, I admit that I don't know what that is, but all I know is that I've had opportunities here I'll never get back home.

LMAO probably

[smokeinhalation]

Really? [ Way to catch her interest~ ...no promises on it lasting, though. ] What sort of opportunities?

8Db

[dear_vera]

Well... I've definitely met people I'll never meet back home. And there's literature and culture that isn't... ah, well, native to my planet. It's never boring.

[smokeinhalation]

Literature and people? [ She sighs. ] Honey, you really need to work on your sales pitch. Tell me about the fashion and the cars. [ And okay, yeah, maybe she's interested in the guys, but not the people in general. ]

[dear_vera]

Well, I never was much of a salesman.

There aren't many cars, I'm sorry to say. Then again, the island's pretty small. We don't need cars for the most part. And my wife runs the fashion magazine.