canon is fight club.............

[tumorous]

You're bored so you bring me out to play?

Sounds like every other fucking guy in my life. I'll pass.

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[hulk]

That's the usual M.O. around here, yeah.

[tumorous]

You'd certainly know, wouldn't you?

[hulk]

W-well, I've kind of been around f- Definitely long enough to know by now, at least.

[tumorous]

Can you fuck off with the stuttering?

[hulk]

S- Look, I know it's a problem, okay, I'm working on it.

[tumorous]

First time I've heard of it. Another secret you're keeping from me?

[hulk]

...I'm sorry, wh- I don't think I know you, ma'am? Don't mean to be rude, but. Um.

[tumorous]

Are you fucking kidding me?

[hulk]

Er. No?

[tumorous]

Tyler, I'm not fucking doing this.

[hulk]

I'm not Tyler? I'm... My name's Bruce. Bruce Banner. ...Hi.

[tumorous]

Your name is Bruce Banner.

[hulk]

Yeah. ...What?

[tumorous]

How nuts are you now?

[hulk]

Wh- I'm not!

[tumorous]

Thinking you're Bruce now.

[hulk]

I don't th- I am. I've always been, ma'am, and. This is kind of n- Really crazy here.

[tumorous]

Don't call me "ma'am" like you don't know me, you asshole.

[hulk]

Except for where I really, really don't? ...Though this is really kind of getting old because this conversation keeps happening.

Not with you in particular, just. Generally. It's a problem. ...Another one.

[curses]

No need to be rude.

[tumorous]

Might be a little bitter.

[curses]

You're obviously giving the wrong people attention.

[tumorous]

Am I?

[curses]

There's a reason you're bitter.

[tumorous]

Hey, everyone's bitter at one point.

[curses]

[she can't argue with that]

It seems like a perpetual state for you.

[tumorous]

Never noticed.

[curses]

Well, now you know.

[tumorous]

What would I do without a clone telling me things like this.

[curses]

[forever a clone :c]

You'd be a hopeless cause.

[tumorous]

I'm kind of one now, aren't I?

[curses]

I don't associate worthlessness with my face.

[tumorous]

Biased.

[curses]

It's a compliment.

[tumorous]

Still biased.

[curses]

I acknowledge it.

[tumorous]

[ a measured pause ]

How's that place?

[curses]

Nothing's changed. [pause] Tyler came back. For a while.

[toiletseat]

Tell me about it.

[even though there's only ever been one]