dear_mun | Jun. 22nd, 2012

Jun. 22nd, 2012

So maybe I've had some setbacks in my career. It happens to everyone!

Besides.

I know what's in the pipes. My impending defeat in your little game is merely a means to an end. A victorious end. Why should I worry about failing to conquer a planet, when I can go on and conquer the UNIVERSE?!

And no Mega Man to interfere! Ahahahahaha!

sandnin

... Ah.

[It's that oh so casual draw in of smoke from his cigarette. He's finished it though, because he takes his own damn time before speaking. Then drops it to the ground and grinds it out under one heavy combat boot.]

Been awhile, mundane? What in the hell do you think you're doing dragging me out? I was happy doing nothing and watching you fuck around with the others.

There weren't any pangs of longing on my behalf, so can we just go about out business. And tell your friends to shut up too, I'm not interested.

[Just going to light another cigarette and stand there sullenly.]

sexuallyactive

Do I like the new name? Hahaha, fuck you mun. You're a fucking bitch but I'm sure that's not the first time you heard of that. Do I like where I am or where I'm going? No, I don't. I barely have any friends in my world and I'm going somewhere where everyone's face is completely new and just. Fuck you, I'm not even a friendly person to begin with.

Anyway. Have you even bothered to do a role call of anyone who's in your head anymore? I mean fine, those guys from those TV shows are hot but their egos and voices are getting on my nerves. There's only enough people I can deal with and honey, your headspace is crowded as shit. So someone's obviously going to have to throw an arm and a leg here and it isn't going to be me.

Figure out another way to handle your fangirl feels or at least vent about it on your tumblr like everyone else.

bloodbrothers

Must you drag me through my past time and time again? Things that have passed, a life long forgotten, I know not what you hope to gain through this but I assure you such memories will not change me.

I am no longer named for the liar no more than I am the monster, I simply exist as I am and for all you try I will only be as such. Prediction is of little use, repetition offers no chaos and I desire it no more than your frivolous plans.

A man cannot be broken while his mind still exists, if you desire to continue you cannot do as such and thus you will never really have control.

I can be that person no longer, and your quests to do so will earn you nothing but wasted time.

killfirstasklater

Finally. Took your fat ass long enough, now find me a home.

remake

Okay, so you're going to send me somewhere where Norman Osborn and Bruce Banner are still alive?

I mean it looks like a better universe but that's still- uh. Not. Cool...

tis_disapproval

Finally got around to completing the main quest, have you?

If the real thing had taken that long, even mother's hut would have proven a more formidable opponent against the Blight... Still, better late than never, hmm?

justanothercop

I know you're excited that someone is considerin' picking up James but just settle down a little, okay? You're embarrassin' both of us. And, NO, I don't need James around to point out which women I should date and which I shouldn't! I can manage that very well on my own, thank you.

[hears his mun snicker]

Oi! I heard that!

[notes the tags]

Hey, we got a tag finally. That's nice - and no thanks to you and your lazy behind.

bluesteelranger

Creator,

First, please do be more intense with Kisareth. It is a good path. Second, you are seriously going to progress in that story? ...How? And EARTH?! Why? Just why?

Really. A planet full of humans. Just what I do NOT need. ::facepalms::

Eh, still... If you are intent on this story idea of yours, at least permit me to behave as I believe I should in His sagely presence, will you? Thank you. I can at least do that with some dignity.

...and I want mouthwash next time you write me biting that Rita's ankle. No, I will NOT be touching that 'Gold-ar' creature with a ten foot pole. No. I dislike magic as much as I do humans.

sandwormie

You don't owe it to anyone to stay. Yeah, I know you were happy there, but it's not like you've done anything with me there since. If it's not your thing anymore and you're gonna be unhappy if we stay, then leave. It's not like you don't have other games and the musebox with the silly name, and it's not like you can't still talk to them on Plurk.

[...You sound like you've been reading Captain Awkward.]

Because you have. I'm your muse. I can know anything you know, if you want me to, and you do right now. Also I'd be pretty unhappy too, and y'know, I like to avoid that when I can. I don't like the whole personality-changing-with-where-or-when-I-am thing, it's creepy, but I'll say it again: musebox.

Let's go. You've got

the_library now, and maybe others in the future.

fluentinrebus

See? I told you, you didn't have to worry. You got in!

Seriously though, stop being so wishy washy and decide if you want to jump into the event going on or not. It's that simple. Either you wait until the event is over to introduce me to the game or we start now. Look I'm fine with either decision but don't get any cold feet now, mun! If you back down, it'll be for nothing!

androgynoushostess

Don't be stupid! Even you have to limit yourself sometimes, you know. Stop being so excitable . Just take all the time you need to get back to something normal, okay? I'm in no hurry to go back, even if it means being lost in the forest for a while longer.

mode_gears

[This child star is being put into a game full of assasins.]

...

...

... If great grandpop is there... it'll be fine, right?...

cockroach

Oh, don't even bother pretending you don't miss me. Who wouldn't? It has been weeks, hasn't it?

supernanny

You might want to think this one through before doing anything drastic.

itsabodysuit

I miss Ganta. [Pouting in a corner.]

Where is Ganta? Or Toto? Shiro wants her friends back.....But she can't make them show up....please? It would make Shiro happy!

flamekid

Dearest Mun,

I hope you don't take this wrong way but you are beginning to worry me. I don't want to come across as overly critical but seriously. Stop. We'll figure it out eventually but you stressing out over this isn't helping either of us.

Now look, I know you're nervous about this whole 'voice' thing but don't. Why don't you toss me onto some memes or hit up SWS. Something easy and light. I promise we'll get along like a house on fire. [Rim shot. Someone is puny today.] Okay, that was kinda bad, but I just want to cheer you up. Can we just have some fun and figure out the rest of the details later? I mean, I know you want to find some other Invaders to play with and I agree, a Torch or a Bucky to play against would be aces but don't be afraid to put me out there with other people too.

Thanks, you're a doll!

-Toro

ladadadaaa

Mun, you haven't even caught up with the show. There are five episodes, you hear me? Five. There's no excuse for you not to be on top of this! I've seen you watch your other shows, what with your Netflix and all that. You have to watch the rest of mine before you even think of putting me anywhere.

Yup.

I'm cutting you off.

[ .... ]

Why are you still here?

alpha_hale

So. Because of this little run in with this Nathan kid, and having played with a Simon has gotten you determined to watch their series?

From what I've seen, I'm on Curtis' side about Nathan. And I have to work with him in New Moore? Seriously? I'd rather work with this Simon kid. I guess it's not so bad. Stiles is around. A familiar face is always good.

Even if it is hyped on adderall.

wwii

Reuniting with your best friend, huh? I get it, it's exciting. [ or horrible. it can also be pretty horrible. ] Definitely exciting enough for the two of you on your own. Have fun. I'm taking the night off.

summerbelongstoyou

Wow, hey, mun! This is pretty neat! I thought you'd only be focusing on one redhead today!

Hope you enjoy that, by the way!

No plans for me yet? Don't worry about it! It's summer; you've got to focus on making the most of it. You know, for you! I mean, if I'm good at one thing, it's keeping myself busy during the summer!

Having Ferb around would help, though...

smackdownsoup

( Spoilers in the post! Click at your own risk. )

chokmahemperor

Dear Player:

Yeah, this name was a liiiiiittle rushed, but it's okay~ We can fix it, so don't worry about that.

What isn't rushed and probably needs to be is activity. I can't just leave the citizens of Vatheon when there are monsters like Jade around, now can I~? ♥ Though Anise could do a good job of protecting them too.

Ah. If she grows up to be like Jade, I think Auldrant is doomed, so don't suggest that, please.

But voices... Well, you can go for it and re-watch that Fandom thing or pick up the game again. Though you're right, it would take a while to get to me from where you are right now since you started playing through that other game. Alright, it's settled then (because you're not allowed to take a hiatus). Your mission: to re-watch the Fandom disk and reclaim my voice! ♥

Ever yours ♥

Emperor Peony Upala Malkuth IX
Malkuth Empire

eternity_8

Greetings Mun,

You know, it's really nice to have a vacation, but don't you think that five years was a bit much? Well, that's not important. Thank you for giving me the chance to socialize again. It's a comfort that you hadn't forgotten about me. Maybe someday you would allow me to prove my worth once again and app me into a game, yes? That would be most appreciated. Ah, sorry, I didn't mean to be rude and sound impatient.

I'm pleased that you're returning to school. Although I hadn't done much other than using my Alter powers for the betterment of everyone, I should have studied when I had the opportunity. Don't let yours slip away, okay?

studmuffin

So let me get this straight --

You're sending me to this place with Derek as my only company. Are you crazy?! There isn't a scenario here that doesn't end up with me torn apart like some delicious fluffy bunny. One full moon down and I'll be puppy chow, Derek's just going to end up like ~~omnomnomnom if I eat your tongue first you can't complain~~ and wait - that sounded bad, let's ignore that, crossing it out.

I need Scott. Not in like a Jedi sense, because okay, he's really, really bad at the plans. But I'm not doing the lone ranger thing either. I need the gang. Hell, I'd take Jackson over nothing and that - that's pushing it like way overboard.

People I know, or bust, okay? And nononono - no not Papa Argent, jeez, you've got like several screws loose and that's saying something. Forget it, I'm out.

whirlybird_of_prey

Oh, joy. 'Congratulations. You are now a member of

dear_mun .' I'm so thrilled.

Seriously.

Look at my thrilled face.

Because, you know, I'm all about belonging.

alphanumeric

[Have a sarcastic eye roll to start.]

Oh, great. Another Space Game. That's original.

Just tell me there's no golf course.

Right, AndrAIa?

[...]

[...]

...AndrAIa?

latrodectus

No. You don't have to give it attention.

No thoughts worth hearing come with auto-looping background music.

measure63_forte

NO! No, no, no, no fuck you, no, no, and yet another FUCKING NO. I understand your inability to stay away from me for long, but this is not allowed. You either find a place for me to go (which we both know won't happen because you're too pathetic at multi-tasking), or you stay the fuck out of my existence.

...

I don't even care if you're responsible for it! OUT!

Why'd you even import this shit in the first place!? You have a terminal case of lag.

deadlier

Where is it the ship is going? Is there nobody on it who knows?

[ a pause. ]

Just like Laika.

royalred

I don't think I've seen my brothers act as fast as this! But they have been just as foolish.

Still, though... if you enjoyed my legend that much, then let's see what fun we can have. Your work can wait a little longer, and there's no way my fate is done already!

punsofiron

Your friends are sick, sick people. And this time? I approve.

heliogabalus

I don't like this place. Let me go home, I want to see my Rayflo.

Why won't you let me see him?

loveandbeautyshock

See! I knew that kissing booth would be a success! Look how popular it is!

See, never doubt my abilities as the Love Goddess again. I'm usually always right!

aimlessness

You know, I didn't think I was flashy enough to warrent this kind of attention.

mhaighdeanbhanuasal

I think you should be asking yourself if this is what I want, mundane.

The answer is yes.

wwhitewwitch

id say this wwere a gigantic fuckin wwaste a my time but then wwe both knoww that
youre just screwwin around an anywway so at the vvery least games an memes are outta the question
so fuck it im gonna take time outta my busy schedule so i can cater to your pointless wwhims
sol an fef can just wwait then

formyownhand

Ya've had me ready an' waitin' since late February.

So tell me, did ya find ya made this journal with reason or not?

Yes?

Good.

I'm ready for anything now.

gleans

You're planning this like you think I have to be high to want to perform an acoustic Gaga medley.

Spoiler: I so don't.

- G

batteryoperated

I have my orders. Any interference will be terminated, immediately.

shadowsfadeintolight

Believe me, mun, I know what it is like to be screaming inside one's own head, and to be mad enough to lash out at anything unfortunate enough to wander by.

I do not appreciate, however, you immediately looking to me when you decide you have some rage you have to burn off. I'm quite happy, such as it is, being quiet in the city right now. And as much as I would enjoy burning off a few power bursts (as much as you would, I'm sure), you would piss off more than a few people if that came up out of the blue. That is no concern of mine but as it is one of yours, it bears mentioning.

If you absolutely must do something, then "musebox" it, as you and the others so eagerly crafted on Skype last night. If you want me to do something in the city, well. I believe you have a mun or two you can talk to about that.

baby_penguin

What do you mean you want me to find a steady collar partner? I don't want one! You know I'm in a relationship with Blaine, even though he isn't really on the island any longer. It's bad enough I have to do stuff with other people. I don't want to pick just one person to be my collar partner. That would feel even more like cheating.

And I'm glad Ruby left because I know you were planning on forcing me to have heterosexual sex with her. Ew.

therealgenius

Of course an ant doesn't have quarrel with a boot. Have you ever tried to stomp on an ant with a boot? Boots have those...lines...grooves on the bottom. I mean, even if you stamp on them ten times, they eventually just wiggle out. They can lift, what? Fifty times their weight? I don't think they have issues with boots.

Unless they have super special boots for aliens, then that really makes no sense.

[Nice Iron Man helmet, Justin.]

...and get rid of these icons.

unseeingjustice

Mun,

I'd prefer it if you didn't drag me out every time you think I'm getting bored. The others do that often enough on their own without your help. The routine of working and study is enough activity for me. If I wanted to go out and be social, I'd call a car and go someplace myself.

Chang

drunktali

so shepard calls me up to his room

i open the door and he's lying on the bed wearing a scuba diving suit.

that was five minutes ago.

sky_child

You and your friend always joke about my sleeping habits, so I guess you think I'm an authority on sleep. Can I use that authority to tell you to get some sleep? I know it's not always restful. It isn't always for me, either, but. Unrestful sleep is better than none?

And if you feel like you need to start taking me through canon, that's fine. I'm not...looking forward to what happens, but it. Works out in the end, right? And if it helps you play me better in the game...

I just. Don't want to be in another thread where you make me fall off a horse.

admires

Mun, mun! This is exciting! You're actually trying me out and well, I'm not just stuck in your head like a book in a shelf, right? I mean, I know Daddy's with me in your head too, but it's nice to be out and about. Even if not everyone I know isn't... well, in this place! I saw Great-Grandpa, for instance!

caputlupinum

Well, this is unexpected. For someone who claimed not to like me not so long ago, this is quite a change of pace.

It's nice to be loved, but I was hoping for a little less. A journal, a game, a paid if you can get me in... whatever next? You know the villages needs me. More than you, I think. Still, I can see you're not giving up on this one. Perhaps I should leave the poor in the capable hands of my men and come along nicely. I'm sure they could manage somehow, though I don't think they'd be too happy.

I'm not sure I think much of what you've been writing about my personality, either. What's all this about my ego?

true_high_king

Mundane, we must speak.

You have a lot of nerve abducting the true High King of Skyrim out of his very home while his land is still shackled to the tyrannical Thalmor, while suffering attacks from the dragons in the sky.

You had best explain yourself lest I drag you back to Windhelm and let Golmor introduce you to his axe.

...I see... so while I am residing within your... 'headspace' time stands still in Skyrim? How are you able to defy Akatosh's will?

likeawildbull

This is our first stop, then, woman?

You've done adequately, I suppose. This domain seems interesting enough, in its own crass way - at the very least, there won't be any shortage of amusements to be had.

You yourself-? Bound to be a disappointment, naturally. But feel free to try to surprise me.

futureprofessor

Miss mun, I'm very glad to hear you're enjoying this "Conquest" game and all, but you know... I don't think it's a good idea to call the Fire Nation "Zuko's place" after all he told me about war. A-ah, but you actually think that makes it more fitting, don't you? [Le sigh.]

And just a few more hours for them to finish translating the sequel! I'm so excited! All this "romwatching" you've been doing only makes me more impatient. ( Spoilers for BW2 )

By the way, naming your Munna after me was the sweetest thing ever. Thank you~

1_truth

Dear Mun,

We've been through this before. Several times. You cannot use me to enable Sherlock Holmes. As honored as I would be I don't think it's likely.

In the meantime; you have some observations to write up, some polishing to do on my journal notes, and some more investigations for me to work on.

You have the whole weekend off. You have no excuses.

musical_shitennou

I am bored mun! So far, I haven't been able to capture anyone's every crystals and how am I suppose to please Kunzite-sama without doing that? Queen Beryl is going to be angry at me for not doing enough. [I spend too much time with Kunzite-sama but that is beside the point...]

So, what are you going to do about it? I want more action, more evil-ness towards those Sailor brats! Moon and her brat troupe will get no where once I obtain their crystals and make Kunzite-sama smile. [Oh, his smile...]

Current Mood: bored

sleeping_heart

Well, yes, I'm glad I finally joined a comm, mun, but…

No, mun! Please don't--!

Don't cry!

Well, I wasn't worried. Those other guys were jerks to you, okay? Saying that your muse, me, was "acceptable" was a bit much, don't you think?

I know that's why you were worried about this application!

Just please… Stop crying, okay mun?

It's, it's okay. I got accepted.

Uh, help? Please?

savedtheworld

( Rececent episode spoilers )

potatomasher

Mun, that was incredible! A great game! Tonight, celebrations are mandatory and you know that. Slacking off and going to bed early is not permitted. Though I suggest you unwrap yourself of all those flags first. You are aware that one of them is brother's...? Why, yes. Of course I'm serious. Why wouldn't I? Our team did a great job out there! Contrary to previous claims, no blood had to be spilled in order to break Greece's defenses. It's time to praise this victory. Now get ready to indulge in boisterous cheerfulness!

teenagebadboy

Yes, I have no good sides. Why are you playing me now again?

bloodwhips

When I get out of this headspace, I'm going to rip you open, hang you by your intestines from the ceiling fan, and use your lungs as an accordion.

violent_rival

I don't see a damned reason why you'd bring me over to this shitty place. I mean the other place was shitty enough, but at least there it wasn't full of idiots like over here seems to be. ~~Like all my older brothers, seriously the Old Man needs to start taking some of them out to the trash.~~ Which I'm guessing is cause they all came here.

Anyway just let me do what I want. S'not like you can actually do anything with me, I'm not "appable" to any of the shitty "games" you play.

And you know I'm not just gonna let you use me as a way to poke at folks here, that gets boring quick.

punkisher

You're going to have to make up your mind, you know. Chances are you're never going to find him anywhere, unless you do it yourself.

Plus, you know, he did threaten to kill me if that happened.

That's a little discouraging.

whereyoulead

Whatever happened to that whole 'break from each other' thing? You made it...what, little shy of three months?

Shit, guess that is a new record. Break out the beer and party favors, I guess.

I think we have issues.

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