avengers livestream + nitpicking + memes

[therealgenius]

Of course an ant doesn't have quarrel with a boot. Have you ever tried to stomp on an ant with a boot? Boots have those...lines...grooves on the bottom. I mean, even if you stamp on them ten times, they eventually just wiggle out. They can lift, what? Fifty times their weight? I don't think they have issues with boots.

Unless they have super special boots for aliens, then that really makes no sense.

[Nice Iron Man helmet, Justin.]

...and get rid of these icons.

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[magic_elk]

Clearly you have yet to master adding a scraping motion to your ant eradication technique.

Or are you too clumsy for that, as well?

[therealgenius]

[Oh hey, it's the crazy bastard himself!]

You didn't do so good scraping either, so don't even start.

[magic_elk]

You assume that my true purpose was to conquer Midgard, when the most valuable treasures are in another realm entirely.

[Have some frowning.]

[therealgenius]

[A bloo bloo, Loki, you're cat crazy no matter what you do.]

I didn't say any of that, Loki. Stop putting words in my mouth, it's really high up there on the list of "Things I Don't Like About Loki."

[magic_elk]

I would think your list would be quite short, only one word, in fact.

[A pause, followed by a smirk.]

Unless there is something you actually like about me.

[therealgenius]

[Ass. Ass ass ass, that's what you are. An ass.]

Don't start.

[magic_elk]

[Smirk. Smirky slimy smirk smirk.]

Powerful though I may be, even I am unable to reverse time.

[therealgenius]

[go slither back in the nasty hole you came from, buddy]

I don't know what that has to do with anything.

[magic_elk]

[He does not slither, you ugly little creature!]

Are you always such an idiot?

[therealgenius]

Are you always such a cryptic shithead?

[magic_elk]

You said not to start. I told you I cannot reverse time. [Dramatic pause.] How much thought does it truly take to see that I have already started? Imbecile!

[He's seriously regretting not shoving your shiny little knife through your face the second you had released him.]

[therealgenius]

[...way to make him feel guilty, bro.]

...oh. I get it now. I just...didn't get it.

Right away.

[magic_elk]

[Just. Have a facepalm, Justin.

Aren't you supposed to be smart, or something?]

[therealgenius]

[don't kick me in the face bro

so tired of the face kicking]

[magic_elk]

[Tempted. Sorely tempted.

But he still has a hole in his leg, so you're spared for the immediate future.]

[pheromones]

Nope, they don't! [ if they did gaila would own fourteen pairs of them. ]

[therealgenius]

[Oh hey, green people. All the green people.]

Do your alien ants get pissed at boots?

[pheromones]

... No? I don't know. They can't speak. [ are you seriously asking if they can speak? ]

watch me toss a muse at you that isn't bruce!

[likeaprofessional]

You trying to make a point? Or just like the sound of your own voice?

sry2say steve buscemi > all

[therealgenius]

I think I made my point.

[look at your icon justin]

this.

[likeaprofessional]

You just spent like ten fucking minutes talking about ants and boots. Something about aliens, too, for whatever bullshit reason.

[Says the guy who can talk for hours about 70s songs. That's different.]

he is such a badass i can't even

[therealgenius]

Considering the world was nearly overtaken by an alien who compared Earthlings to ants and his own alien god race to boots, it's not really a bullshit reason. Thanks.

[likeaprofessional]

Shit, man. That's even more pathetic. You took his metaphor and poked at it with a fine toothed comb.

[therealgenius]

It was a shitty metaphor from the mouth of a lunatic. It deserves that treatment.

[likeaprofessional]

That may be. But you got nothing better to do? At all? That's just a total fucking tragedy.

[therealgenius]

Sorry, being on a planet that's almost overtaken by cat crazy deities is a pretty big deal when you know the asshole who took him down.

[sweet_riiiiims]

Do these look like boots?

[Case in point his giant Cybertonian feet.]

[therealgenius]

[SCREAMING IN GLEE]

No, they look like perfect robot feet that should transform into a car but really don't make sense about how they could do that but...gosh, they're amazing.

[sweet_riiiiims]

You have my thanks, skinjob. I didn't spend days not to find a second-rate altmode.

[Not even going to touch how it works because Primus knows how it works.]

[therealgenius]

[Living with a nightmare, you'd think he'd be a little more cautious of evil fucking robots.

...but he's also an extremely large geek, oh Primus, forgive him.]

Can I look you over?

[sweet_riiiiims]

[That gets an odd look from the Decepticon. He's not sure whether to call it bravery or just flat out frying your processor.]

...you really are an odd skinjob, aren't you?

[therealgenius]

[That's an evasive answer. He doesn't like it.]

I'm a weapons designer—an engineer.

...yes, yes I am.

[sweet_riiiiims]

[A weapons engineer, hmmm? He wonders...]

Familiar with a fleshling named Silas?

[therealgenius]

[LOOK HE JUST

WANTS TO TOUCH YOUR BOLTS

IN A NO ROBO WAY OKAY

JUST CHILL]

Silas? No, no...in my world, you're uh...cartoons. Action figures. I used to have a whole army of Starscreams and Barricades, but my mom threw out all my Autobots when I went off to college, so I figure that's about all I have left anyway.

[sweet_riiiiims]

[YOU FORGET THAT HE IS A DOUCHECON.

He scoffs.]

Those Autobots would have been scrap anyway. But sure, I'll let you have a look. Just watch the paint.

[therealgenius]

[IT'S NOT DIRTY

LOOK

HE HAS GLOVES

LOOK AT THEM THEY ARE CLOTH AND HANDSOME AND HE IS PUTTING THEM ON AND IS ALSO HANDSOME AW YEAH

also out of nowhere he is putting glasses over his glasses like he is inspecting the fucking Hope Diamond Knockout why are the you the most flawless creation in the world WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECT!!??!]

Don't worry about that, buddy. I wouldn't ruin your paint job if I was paid to.

[No one could pay him enough, for one, and...he's already rich as hell, and also TRANSFORMER

Don't mind him just checking out every inch of you, do you? Because you are just...]

Perfect. Perfect!

[sweet_riiiiims]

[THE PARTY HAT DOES NOT EXACTLY SCREAM PROFESSIONAL.

But aw yeah, keep flattering him. He might just like like you, Hammer. Hell, he'll even start posing just for the sheer hell of it.]

Go on~

[therealgenius]

[Wait hold on let him get his weapon shit on

better

OMG YOU ARE THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO HIM SINCE THE JOURNAL SHIT STARTED

CAN HE JUST

Awww he's touching his elbows in pure awe, movements suggesting Knockout move them side to side and up and down because ROBOTS HOW DO THE FUCKING WORK!?]

[sweet_riiiiims]

[Oh what's that? You want him to show off? Oh hell yeah he's got that shit down pat.

He moves his arms ump and down, flashing his power tools. You got your standard drill, rotary say, and even welder fingers. Yup, he is awesome he just eats awesomegon cubes for breakfast.]

[therealgenius]

[Maybe he'll tell Tony about this, but maybe not. This is just ahhhhhhhh]

Jesus Christ, do you ever scratch yourself with your tools?

[thecricketer]

Oh, our boots are miraculously advanced. [hi the doctor is a troll]

[therealgenius]

[squint]

Can you show me?

<---Her face right now.

[tearsofjoy]

[therealgenius]

[tearsofjoy]

You've perfected the art of whining about nothing I do believe.

[therealgenius]

[It's bad to hit women, right?]

I didn't hear any whining, Virginia.

[tearsofjoy]

[Bad for your teeth.]

Then why are you so concerned about a boot killing an ant?