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[remake]

Okay, so you're going to send me somewhere where Norman Osborn and Bruce Banner are still alive?

I mean it looks like a better universe but that's still- uh. Not. Cool...

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[hulk]

[ W E L P ]

Uh. Sorry for not being dead.

[remake]

I-I- I just-

You killed a lotta people, dude.

[hulk]

[ asdyfgpaw;oeiflkaw,efafa230p92o;l ]

That w- L-look, okay? That wasn't me. ...Not me me anyway. The whole... Alternate dimension thing is weird like that, but the main point is that I didn't kill--

[ ...cough ]

I haven't killed nearly that many people, and- And even those were accidents.

[elongates]

Don't judge them.

[hulk]

Uh, excuse m- I don't need you going around playing at being my white knight. Okay? So just. Really? Don't.

[elongates]

I was defending Norman Osborn, but alright.

[remake]

Wh-what?

[elongates]

What "what?"

[webline]

[ isn't going to tell him that bruce is still alive back home but uh ]

He's not that bad of a guy to begin with. Banner, I mean.

And just... [ terse pause ] Ignore Osborn.

[remake]

I- I-- okay? I mean. I don't have a lot to say to that dude anyway.

[ UH BUT Miles gently believes everything he hears on the news.... ]

You're kidding, right? How many times does he have to trash New York for him to be "that bad" of a guy?

[ FINGER QUOTES ]

[webline]

It's better not to talk to him. I don't -- I don't want him to get a hold of you.

[ wow this is way too sentimental so: ]

Bruce Banner is not the Hulk. Like, have you ever read Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Two dudes in the same body, but they're not the same person. Same deal.

Besides, the Ultimates trash New York all the time... So does everyone, actually.

[changedbywar]

Osborn aside, why are you afraid of Bruce? True, the Hulk aspect deserves caution and respect. But Bruce in most incarnations is a pretty good, almost sweet natured man.

[remake]

How does no one remember the time he killed over 900 people rampaging through New York?? And Captain America had to take him down?

That's like... not okay.

[changedbywar]

I remember. It was painful and devastating. But it doesn't mean you should punish all incarnations for the sin of one. Or that outside of the Hulk, Bruce himself was evil.

Fear Osborn, fear the Hulk, but give Banner a chance kid. I can assure you he isn't Hitler.

[annierall]

But, but I thought Bruce Banner was a good guy? [ she knows a little bit about comics...sort of. ]

OMG AN ANNIE!

[remake]

No way, that dude is the Hulk. Giant angry green monster that destroys cities?

Definitely not a good guy.

XD HI!

[annierall]

But I thought he couldn't control himself when he goes all giant angry green monster. That they're like two separate people - at least that's what my friend Abed told me.

[osreborn]

I just can't wait to find out what your story is.

[remake]

Oh my god. Oh my god. Ohh my god.

I don't have anything to say to you! A-apparently.

[osreborn]

You seem like you do. It's all right, boy; I don't bite.

[ He only squashes. ]

[incywincyhero]

Oh no no no, you are not pulling this. You stay the hell away from him, you hear? Or you're answering to me.

I will backtag all your posts FOREVER YOU CAN'T STOP ME (well actually you could)

[incywincyhero]

Don't you worry about Norman Osborn. We'll handle him.

I WOULD NEVER!! C:

[remake]

I... I don't know how different, uh, you are. And he is. From the- the versions of you from my world but y-you shouldn't--

He killed you, dude.

[spiderkid]

Whoa. What kind of crazy juice is your mun drinking?

...Also this is really weird.

[remake]

Dude. Holy crap!