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[studmuffin]

So let me get this straight --

You're sending me to this place with Derek as my only company. Are you crazy?! There isn't a scenario here that doesn't end up with me torn apart like some delicious fluffy bunny. One full moon down and I'll be puppy chow, Derek's just going to end up like omnomnomnom if I eat your tongue first you can't complain and wait - that sounded bad, let's ignore that, crossing it out.

I need Scott. Not in like a Jedi sense, because okay, he's really, really bad at the plans. But I'm not doing the lone ranger thing either. I need the gang. Hell, I'd take Jackson over nothing and that - that's pushing it like way overboard.

People I know, or bust, okay? And nononono - no not Papa Argent, jeez, you've got like several screws loose and that's saying something. Forget it, I'm out.

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[overactiveimagination]

Full moon, you say. You friend Derek wouldn't happen to be of the lycanthropic persuasion, would he?

[studmuffin]

[ That's a nice way to say it. Stiles might have preferred slathering he-beast, but he can roll with that. ]

He who leans to the moon, yep. Apparently it's a team everyone bats for now.

[overactiveimagination]

Awesome! My best friend is a werewolf.

[He sounds entirely too pleased with this fact.]

Although I can't say there's been much 'batting for' by the townsfolk of Pleasantville. More like 'pitchfork taking'.

[studmuffin]

Hey, mine too. [ Stiles grins at that. ] There should be a club, we should have badges, or a hand signal, jazz-hands to get people to know about the other best-friend-werewolf-thing.

We have arrows, I kind of wish we had pitchforks, less exciting.

[overactiveimagination]

Awesome! He's not evil, is he? Because we've dealt with the Evil Werewolf Syndicate before, and it's not something I'm super keen on repeating.

[studmuffin]

Scott's not. I mean, there's the whole anger issue thing that we're trying to deal with. Lacrosse and lycanthropy isn't the greatest match apparently. But he's fine, we're not doing the passive aggressive-to properly aggressive thing anymore.

Derek? Not so much, jury's out. [ Tilting his head. ] Syndicate?

[overactiveimagination]

The Evil Werewolf Syndicate, yes. Freaky guys, black hoods, poor oral hygiene. They kidnapped Tommy and brainwashed him so he would bite more people for them.

At least their prison wasn't that hard to break out of...

[studmuffin]

Huh. We don't have anything like that. I mean hunters, sure, evil lizard creatures, yep, alphas running about and people getting severed, but no freaky monk guys?

[ Which he's thankful for. ]

[overactiveimagination]

Severed? Do you have any more specifics on that?

[studmuffin]

I think it was a - actually I'm not sure. I'd ask Derek, but it was his sister that got the whole, y'know - [ Waving an arm in a chopping motion. ] He kind of gets growly about that. Understandable though.

[very_woohoo]

One can be dealt with if he's really a problem. Armor piercing rounds in silver will usually make even a Werewolf sit up and take notice. Aside from the no eye contact thing and not telling everyone around what he is, right?

[studmuffin]

I don't want to shoot him. I'm pretty sure if I try he'd tear out my throat. With his teeth. Or his claws. Or whatever he can find on hand at that time.

[ Shrugging. ] I talk, can't help it.

[very_woohoo]

First he'd have to deal with the bullet. And if he'd been coming for your throat at the time, it wouldn't hurt to have the extra time for him to cool back off.

Everyone can help talking if their life depends on it. Duct tape at the very least would solve that problem. *yes she's laughing at you a little*

[studmuffin]

Hey. [ What is it with people trying to shut him up? ]

Everyone is super violent around here, huh?

[very_woohoo]

Desperate times.

It's kind of in the nature of a wolf. And it's not like they can't heal once the bullet is out.

[studmuffin]

Usually I like solving my problems without guns. [ Everyone else though? Not so much. ]

Whatever happened to drinking it out?

[very_woohoo]

You made it sound a little more desperate than that.

Other than the fact it takes several kegs to get a werewolf drunk?

[studmuffin]

I was thinking more I could get drunk and they could deal with it all themselves.

[very_woohoo]

Are you old enough to drink?

[studmuffin]

Ye-es?

[ No. ] Totally.

[very_woohoo]

Uh huh. Maybe you should stick with trying not to piss the big bad wolf off.

[studmuffin]

I think my breathing annoys him, so that;s going to be something pretty hard to do.

[very_woohoo]

*hand rubbing face*

Maybe you can find someone else there to keep you out of his general line of fire.

[studmuffin]

Maybe I could just not go at all!

[ He could say no. Right? Right? ] Believe me, I tried that, he just ends up climbing through my window like Edward Cullen's his role model.

[very_woohoo]

That seems unlikely to happen. Considering the people who run our lives around here.

... That's creepy. Does he have a crush or something?