{ abaxcity }

[gleans]

You're planning this like you think I have to be high to want to perform an acoustic Gaga medley.

Spoiler: I so don't.

- G

Comments

[fangool]

If y'do sing Gaga, you got no idea how good the quality of blowjobs you're gonna be getting is gonna be, songbird.

[gleans]

Oh my god. Thanks. For that info.

[fangool]

M'just saying. I'm a fan.

[gleans]

A fan with no filter. You're lucky I like you, dude.

[fangool]

Pbbhthhbt. [ Attractive. ] Y'like it, don't gimme that 'lucky' crap.

[gleans]

Fuck youuuuu.

... Wait, don't -- I know what you're gonna answer that with.

[fangool]

[ Just cackling. He's the most mature, really. ]

[gloryisbullshit]

Oh come on!

[fangool]

Hmm-mmm, jealousy doesn't look good on you, baby.

[gloryisbullshit]

Whatthefuckever, it's like my constant state of vie, and you know wouldn't want my shit any other way.

That said: come on.

[fangool]

Like you wouldn't say shit like that to yours, you nasty. [ Eyeroll. ]

[gloryisbullshit]

Yeah, but I would say it with style, natch. Youse just a ho.

[fangool]

Never said I weren't, Miss Style.

[gloryisbullshit]

Shit, I'm gonna have to toke up to listen to a fucking acoustic Gaga medley. Acoustic Gaga medley? No. No, fuck you.

[gleans]

Hey, I don't see any working power outlets for amps lying around. Besides, it's the Sam Tsui one, and I'm gonna be like -- a hundred percent on a purple flower acid trip. Somebody's gotta find that entertaining.

[gloryisbullshit]

Oh I'll find it entertaining. Maybe not blowjobs entertaining, but...

[gleans]

Well good, cuz that'd be pretty fucking awkward. PS: dude, shut up.

[gloryisbullshit]

Shut up what, dude? What?

[gleans]

You know what.

So, done anything mortifying yet, Pepe?

[gloryisbullshit]

Not yet! Gotta say, I'm a little disappointed in myself. Gotta step up that game.