RUN!

[dog_masta]

Oh~ You again? How long has it been since we last played~?

Mother doesn't like to be kept waiting, child. I may have to punish you for this.

But for now, tell me, where are my darling little ones? Mother hasn't seen enough blood and carnage today.

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[lionsandsnow]

[Please convince his mun to get him out of here. Sadly there are no doors to walk out of in d_m space.]

[dog_masta]

Hello there, little boy~

[lionsandsnow]

[Looking around... to the side, back-- welp, she was definitely talking to him.] 'lo. [He's not little.]

[dog_masta]

Do you need something?

[lionsandsnow]

[Shhhruuug.] Mun put me here. She likes your "canon", whatever that means.

[dog_masta]

Oh! [pets his head] You must be a sacrifice then.

[lionsandsnow]

[...what.

He twists around, ducks her touch.] Bugger off.

[dog_masta]

[grabs him by the back of his neck and almost crushes his neck]

What was that~?

[lionsandsnow]

[good aslan what just

can he

no he probably shouldn't... squirm. What sounds like a scoff is more a feeble attempt to get some air back in his lungs. --she's one of the Jinn-giants, isn't she?] --'m not your bloody sacrifice, I said.

[dog_masta]

We can fix that!

[lionsandsnow]

You wouldn't want to.

[dog_masta]

Why is that~?

[lionsandsnow]

[you'd rather have the badou in our game is why]

You'll get what's coming to you. I swear so on the Bible.

[dog_masta]

The bible~? [LAUGHING so evil like and crazy.]

[nubbybastard]

LADY, I DOUBT YOU'LL FIND YOUR KIDS IN THIS PLACE.
THEN AGAIN, CONSIDERING WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, MAYBE IT'S A GOOD THING THEY'RE NOT HERE.
BUT WHATEVER.

[dog_masta]

Oh~ What an interesting creature you are! [RUN! YOU SHOULD BE RUNNING!]

[nubbybastard]

WHAT, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A TROLL BEFORE? JEGUS, IT'S NOT LIKE I'M A HUMAN WITH FACE PAINT ON OR SOMETHING.
BUT SERIOUSLY, I AM AN ALIEN FROM ANOTHER PLANET THAT HAS HORNS ON THEIR HEADS.

[dog_masta]

I would so like to see what you're made of.

[nubbybastard]

AND I WOULD LOVE TO INDULGE YOU, BUT I JUST REMEMBERED.
I NEED TO FEED MY LUSUS.
LATER.

[dog_masta]

See you soon~

WHY DIDN'T I SEE THIS EARLIER...

[cried]

Mo... Mother?

I DON'T KNOW?!

[dog_masta]

Ah, one of the little failures~ Are you ready to try again for mother?

Ohai, mind if I join the late train?

[fallenking]

Why don't you take a day off? [B|]

Not at all!

[dog_masta]

oh, I do. That's when the others work.

But really, you shouldn't talk to mother that way~ [so sends a shock to your collar with her voice like a boss.]

Awesoooome~ \o/

[fallenking]

[Crap.]

Just- [winces] worried about you working too much. S'all. [Bullshit bullshit bullshit.]

jes ^^

[dog_masta]

What a sweet child~ [have a hug~] Why don't you make mother happy and spread a little carnage~

<3

[fallenking]

[Arthur stiffens involuntarily, more of a reflex than anything. Hugs from "mother" are never a good thing.]

Just say when and where.

[dog_masta]

Good boy~ Be on stand by for mother.

[fallenking]

[TEETH GRIND.]

Whatever you say, mother. [Fist clench, general desire to be violent, yada yada. B|]