Voice-test, obvious spoilers, maybe he'll join his headmate at GB.

[gottaseethemall]

So this is one is the one where you make the account before finding more icons? I'm not sure if I like it.

[He tilts his head and stares ahead, lost in thought.]

...Has anybody sung "Wannabe" in the shower today?

[This is very important information OKAY.]

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[hawkingisabastard]

I don't take showers. Why'd ya ask?

[gottaseethemall]

Oh so in this one you don't make your neighbors angry and the peace of the neighborhood is kept without having to worry about a civil war right there in the middle of the street. That's good news!

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Yanno, My mun was hoping you'd show up here.

Looks like you just may have made her morning.

[gottaseethemall]

Yeah, my mun rushed her decision without having icons. But if I made your mun's morning it means my mun will think she made a good choice and therefore I'll not be forgotten in the bottom of headspace until a MIB agent comes out again around here making her fell very bad and trying this again only to fail one more time. So... good. It's a good one. [Smile.]

[6collegecredits]

I don't know about Wannabe, but wow my mun sure seems happy to see you.

[gottaseethemall]

I tend to have that effect on people. Except in the one where my mun makes an evil AU of me, which ends up in lots of agent acocunts losing their minds and cursing the MIB rp forever.

[6collegecredits]

Well, let's not do that one, hm? Doesn't sound nearly as fun.

[gottaseethemall]

Aaah, but sometimes it doesn't depend on us. You know, like meeting Nordic Gods or getting Punk'ed. It's out of our power what the universe decides to send on us.

[6collegecredits]

...

Was the Nordic Gods just some random example?

[gottaseethemall]

What do you think, Darcy? [Poker face.]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

You don't like that...

[And head #2 says:]

...just wait.

[gottaseethemall]

Oh look, you only have two heads in this one! But I'm quite ok with my current account of icons, let me tell you, it's just the meaning of it that gets on my nerves, so to speak. [Shakes his head and mumbles.] Not pretty, no...

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Only have two what in what?

[Scrad asks. They have no idea what you're talking about re: meaning either.]

[gottaseethemall]

Two heads in this version of time! There's a whole deal with your parents not having enough liquids before conceiving you, but that's another timeline. Four heads looks rather bothersome, if you ask me.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Scrad repeats:]

What?

[Charlie, on the other hand says:]

Oh, ew.

[Because he's on board with you. And parent-sex is gross.]

[olbustedhotness]

Griiiifff.

Been a long time. How you been?

[gottaseethemall]

Agent K! It's good to see you. Well, outside my time visions. A long time, you say? Oh, so you've left tip this morning. Good, good. As fun as the one in which we're law outcasts is, I'd rather stay in this one.

[olbustedhotness]

See that, Mama always told me it was good to be kind to anyone who worked in the service industry. Glad to know she was right.

There any possible future in which you might be headed the same direction as me an' Slick? We're ... on reserve, as it were.

[gottaseethemall]

Your mama was a very wise lady. Quite pretty too. In all her versions. [For your own sanity, don't ask.]

Any future is possible, Agent K. There's one where I never leave headspace again, there's another where we take over the bottom of the ocean like mer-cowboys. It all depends on my mun's decisions, really. She's "testing me" to see if I'm "playable enough". Because, you know. My ability and all. She had breakfast today so at least we had a good sign to start!

[olbustedhotness]

I'm glad you agree. [there's only the vaguest, briefest hint of an odd look, there. because really, Griff, why you talkin to his mama, what did the Brown County Browns ever have to do with you other than him?]

Bottom of the ocean'd be mighty uncomfortable 'less you had the proper breathin' apparatus. But really, if it's any comfort at all, so far you still sound just fine t' me.

What 'bout the future where while I'm still a mail-carryin' member of the United States Government, somehow I get access to a transdimensional sort've internet community that's present through everythin' from there on out? How's that one turn out?

Not that I'm flat out askin' fer spoilers, mind. I just wanna get a bead on it.

[rainin_blk_ppl]

[Have a BROAD grin, Griff]

Griff! Hey, man, whatchu doin'?

[gottaseethemall]

[Smiles right back at you!]

Agent Jay! Lovely to see you. I was starting to fear we're in the one where you and K fight over a burrito and I never get to meet either of you again until the wedding day of the worms with Nicki Minaj.

[some_kinda_hero]

My mun loves your mun endlessly for posting on the Fourth Wall event. We just thought you two should know. And if you hit any memes, so following you.

[gottaseethemall]

That's very sweet of both of you - we also enjoyed our time there. I don't think we're showing up on memes much. ...unless we're in the one where my mun adquires a gamephobia after a terribly failing application.

Stupid Gmail put this in spam, I am so sorry for delay.

[some_kinda_hero]

Well, that's cause for sadface. Maybe we'll see you elsewhere, then. <3