{ abaxcity }

[gleans]

Oookay, so now that I'm dead for a week, what exactly are your plans? Y'know, besides waiting to find out how you're gonna torture me when I get back. You're a real level lady, you know that?

-- Look, you definitely have other shit to do, man, the tabs are right there. I'd kinda like a bit of a break before I'm thrown back into this hot mess, anyways. You know. Since I got mauled to death, right, no big deal. Just -- try to let me mellow out for a week.

- Galen

P.S. You know I hate people crying over me. Fuck you.

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[powerballad]

You can spend the week getting ready.

Getting ready...for my tears.

[gleans]

I'll bring a bucket. Uh, to my... dark and tightly enclosed space. Fuck.

[powerballad]

Sounds cozy. But if you poop in it, I'm gonna be soooo maaaaad!

Galen.

[gleans]

Dyyyyaphne.

[powerballad]

I like your face.

Y'know. In one piece. Your arms too. Legs. Y'know, the works.

[gleans]

Me too.

It'll be fine, Nee. I'm sorry, I wish there was like -- anything comforting about this whole fucking thing. People are always like 'well, they'll be back in a week', but fuck that, y'know, I've waited that week before. It sucks.

[powerballad]

Hey, I'm getting my, uh, my bonding time with Brad. It's just really weird. I might just...sit in your shirts for a little while or something.

I mean, it's not like we didn't know some shit like this was bound to happen.

[gleans]

Fuuuuuuck.

I know. Still, it just -- sucks, getting dragged through the dirt every time shit seems semi-okay again. And I don't want you guys beat up over shit happening to me anymore.

[powerballad]

Gay. Galen, you know we'll go through the dirt. Like the mud. You know we will.

I will.

[brolociraptor]

Go find a beach somewhere and sunbathe naked, dude, you deserve it. [ ha ha haaaa ._. ]

[gleans]

Dude, it's like you don't even know me. [ TEASETEASENUDGE we're all happy and alive here riiiight? ]