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Ooooh, I'm so glad you decided to get me an account here. Are you gonna pay for more of these pretty little pictures?

And are you gonna let me go fight evil somewhere now? Please?

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[inches over cautiously] You...like fighting evil too?

I think I'm pretty good at it, too. It's fun. Even more than dancing!

Oh? What kind of dancing?

The kind where you go out and a DJ plays music for a bunch of people who all dance. I've seen other kinds like ballet and stuff, but it doesn't look like as much fun. Power Girl says it takes a lot of practice to do that kind and I don't really have time for lessons or anything like that.

That does sound cool! I've never been out like that!

You should! Some of the places won't let you in if you're underage, though. Which I am.

Oh? You don't look it though. I mean, I'm in my twenties and you look around there.

We don't really measure age in years where I come from, but Power Girl says I am.

I don't really mind, there's still lots of fun stuff I can do when I'm not fighting bad guys.

What kind of stuff? Do you go to the movies? Have you ever been fishing? No wait forget that. Fishing bores people.

I love movies! Just not horror. I like the funny ones or the ones when two people meet and you don't think they'll get together at first but then they fall in love at the end.

I think the last movie I saw was a comedy. Or maybe a romance? It's been a long time but mmm...no I don't think I like horror either.

Oh hey! You're the new Terra. Cool!

Don't worry there's plenty to fight.

That's me!

And good! Wait, no... I mean it's not good that there are bad people, but that I at least can have something to do.

I'm Beastboy I've known more then a few Terra's, but you're the first one of...well you.

And there's all kinds of stuff to explore. In one of the places I hang out? Pie grows on trees. And cookie dough!

Oh, wow. That's amazing. What kind of pie? Do different pies grow on different trees, or can you get more than one kind from the same tree? And is there a tree that grows cookies, or just the dough? A Choco tree would be awesome.

A bunch of different kinds! I once found a cake tree right? But inside each cake? A mint chocolate chip pie!

Different trees different pies. And there is a tree that grows cookies! And Chocolate! And chocolate oranges!

Neat! I love cake, too. And chocolate. I haven't had chocolate oranges yet, what are they like? Are they good?

Really really good! It turns out that Chocolate and Orange flavors go really well together!

That's probably one of the best parts of traveling the multiverse. Allll kinds of different foods. And lucky me alot of it doesn't have meat.

You don't like meat? Hamburgers are meat, right? I've had those and I really like them. But I really didn't like sushi when my friend Power Girl took me to a place where they made it.

Heh, yeah. It's just like, I've been most of the animals that they cook with so it's weird.

[To prove his point, turns into a fluffy wuffy adorable chicken]

...that's where meat comes from? [Sad Atlee is sad! No one explained to her that her hamburgers used to be alive!]

[shifts back]

Yeah I mean, I know some animals eat one another, but I'm not missing out on anything by being a vegetarian. You'd be surprised how much you can do with Tofu.

I don't think I'm going to eat any more meat either.

What's tofu? Does it grow on trees too?

Welcome to the club! And to celebrate...

[produces cup of chopped up fruits including Kiwis] All yours!

Tofu comes from soy beans, it's like jiggly white yummy stuff.

Yum!
And is it like Jell-O? [She's still not convinced Jell-O isn't alive.]

Kind of, but it's all natural. Trust me, you don't want to know what Jello is made out of. *Shivers because he found out and it totally broke him*

I don't like Jell-O, it looks too much like some of the species we have back home. Power Girl almost ate one of them once, it would have been funny if the little guy wasn't so scared.

Aw poor little Jello dude.

Oh hey I know! What's your favorite animal? Um...surface animal. I don't know a ton of animals from where you come from.

I like ponies! I've never seen one up close but they look so cute in that TV show about them. Power Girl's cat Stinky is really cute too, but he's not always nice.

[Hey Atlee don't look now but Beastboy has just transformed into a cute green pony]

[Squeee!]

...Fight evil.

Yep! It turns out a lot of bad guys have a weakness to giant rocks. [Oooh, banter. She's learning!]

That sounds like it would come in handy.

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