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[strongest_archer]

Nope.

Don't care. Get lost.

You left me hanging again and I'm done. No more of this game with you where you say you're going to bring me somewhere or do something with me and then I end up playing cards in your headspace with those other people.

So just move along. I've got to tune up my gear.

Wait, what's that you've got? Holy Hulks it's an actual app!?

Maybe I got the wrong idea about you after all, Mun! Which place is it for? The one with the alternate version of Mom and Dad? C'mon, you can tell me!

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[sohawkward]

So, what, you're supposed to be my half-brother or something?

[strongest_archer]

Yeah, looks like I am, squirt. What's your name?

[sohawkward]

"Squirt"? How old do you think I am?

And it's Hawkeye.

[strongest_archer]

I don't know. Fifteen, sixteen maybe?

That's a codename. What does Dad call you?

[theotherspeedy]

Woah, I can only imagine what the pull on your bowstring is.

[strongest_archer]

[He grins, taking his bow off the quiver and holding it out.]

Care to find out for yourself?

!!!

[umeme]

Perhaps this will inspire mine.

!!!!!!!

[strongest_archer]

Kendall! Maybe it will.

HEY THERE

[umeme]

Hello, CJ. I didn't think I'd see...any of you here.

There do seem to be a lot of our parents, though. Even if they're - not, exactly.

Hi!

[strongest_archer]

Yeah, we're not all that popular around here.

[He nods.] I found two that were pretty close to my parents. Been seeing a lot of really strange young versions of Dad though.

[trickshot]

Hey, kid. _{( "son." still a little weird. )}

[strongest_archer]

Hey, Dad.

[trickshot]

_{( he grins a little stupidly at that title. )}

How've you been?

[sohawkward]

Dad?

[trickshot]

...you're talking to me, aren't you.

[gammas]

Oh my gosh, are you actually coming to the City?

[strongest_archer]

Hey, Mom.

Hopefully. This mun guy is writing that app thing.

[gammas]

[ STILL WEIRD ]

I hope you make it! Bruce and Skaar are already there.

[redder]

Hawkeye?

[hulk]

...This could turn into possibly the weirdest family-type reunion. Ever.

[ YES YES ALL THE ALTERNAHULKS ]

[strongest_archer]

Right uhh...who're you?

[hulk]

Oh, er. Bruce Banner. I'm also there in, in the City. ...Nice to meet you?

Icons matter

[redder]

Oh for fuck's sake, how many other pseudo hulks are!?

It really makes Bruce wanting to be "left alone" all the more pathetic.

[strongest_archer]

Who're you calling a pseudo-hulk?

And what are you talking about?

[redder]

You're carrying a goddamned bow.

Also you're what, not!Jenny's kid? Totally pseudo.